I'm Not Broken, Fairy, but You Seem to Be

Mission One: Win over the arrogant sect saintess, let her learn the truth, and have her throw herself into your arms.

I'll think about it later.

Mission Two: The beautiful master who once spent every day with you has gone mad after her cultivation of the Ruthless Dao went awry, and now has the intelligence of a three-year-old. Please restore her sanity.

Maybe, if I'm in the mood.

Mission Three: Make the immortal maiden, who cares for all living things and hates evil, tell right from wrong. Make her open her eyes and see which side deserves to be punished, and who really deserves to be hacked to pieces.

Not interested.

... Mission Four: Raise a fluffy, sweet-smelling fox girl with a big tail.

Now that one I might consider.

The System, arriving late to the scene, sadly discovered that its Host had become someone it could never hope to reach.

Even sadder, its Host seemed to have gone wrong in every possible way.

It had to come up with a plan... Wait, conquest complete? What did he do? How did he conquer them? And what's wrong with these immortal maidens?

I'm fine. Really.

All right, ever since I came to this world, I have run into a few frustrating things: getting deceived, being falsely accused, getting accidentally killed, having kindness repaid with betrayal, nearly being refined into a pill, nearly getting possessed, and getting murdered by the person I loved because they wanted to get out of the water and onto dry land.

At first I was a little angry, a little confused, unwilling to accept it, and a little humiliated. But after seeing so much and going through so much, I started taking things as they came. Little by little, I got used to it. So, well, I'm okay.

That's why I'm fine. Really.

So could you stop looking at me with those heartbroken eyes? It's starting to annoy me.