Even though he already had a wife, and even though he had just a tiny little bit too many ex-girlfriends, Wu Neng firmly believed he was a devoted, monogamous man who truly believed in love.
Then the devoted romantic got killed by one of his ex-girlfriends.
Serves him right.
But with the intervention of a girl from the underworld, he was reborn with a new face.
Wu Neng: "You're looking for Wu Neng. What does that have to do with me, Wu Neng?"
A new life brought new encounters.
Wu Neng: "Woohoo, gorgeous sisters with all kinds of charms!"
Wu Neng: "Woohoo, a dashing policewoman!"
Wu Neng: "Woohoo, an innocent young lady who's never seen the ways of the world!"
Wu Neng: "Woohoo, my dear big sister whom I haven't seen in ages!"
Wu Neng: "Woohoo, my darling ex-girlfriends have come knocking..."
And then he was done for.
Years later, facing his ex-girlfriends as they sharpened their knives, Wu Neng would remember that distant midsummer night when they killed him. Wu Neng: "Um... you're looking for Wu Neng, not me, Wu Neng, right...?"