The Strongest Magical Girl Is Way Too Concerned About the Enemy Leader

How should I put it? Magical girls are supposed to protect the citizens, and I'm technically one of them. But my job, specifically, is to be an enemy monster. And a boss, at that.

So could you not suddenly hug me in the middle of a fight and say, "I'll protect you"? Isn't that a little too intimate? Just defeat me already!

And yet

"You and the magical girl seem pretty close, Monster 64."

"No, boss, I'm really not close with her! Don't kick me out... Ah, what do you mean, you'll give me a raise so I can infiltrate the enemy? Of course! I love the organization more than anything. I'll get the job done!"

Um, I just had one of my ribs broken in a hug during my last mission.

Being hugged so affectionately really can kill you (literally).