General, You Don't Want Your Soldiers Going Hungry, Do You?

A one-line pitch to get you hooked: A woman general and a woman emperor join forces to unite the realm, at the cost of being kissed all over by the same pink-haired Taoist nun.

Invincible lead · hilarious yuri · overwhelming power gap · double the romance.

"Sister's C-class external armor is nice, and Your Majesty's E-class pair is even better. This volume is mine for the taking."

Su Wantang, the pink-haired Taoist nun, wields Yin and Yang Thunder, and can soar on her sword to take the heads of thousands of troops. After living for over a thousand years, her only pleasure is to transmigrate between parallel worlds and tease the most beautiful women there.

Her latest stop: the chaotic era of the Seven Warring States.

The woman general Huo Lingshuang is 1.82 meters tall, with A-class looks and C-class armor. Besieged in a city and starving until her stomach hurts, she still gives her porridge to the soldiers. The woman emperor Ji Lingyue is eighteen, with a B-class face and E-class armor. She acts like an old fox in court, but secretly she's so afraid of the dark that she lights three lamps.

Su Wantang climbs into the general's residence with a sack of compressed biscuits on her shoulder.

"One biscuit for one kiss. What do you say, Sister?"

Huo Lingshuang reluctantly leans in, and gets kissed to her heart's content. Su Wantang licks her lips. "Not enough. Now you kiss me."

And so, offering a strategy earns her a cuddle in bed, praying for rain earns a shared bed, and winning battles earns a threesome under the covers.

How is this uniting the realm? This is clearly a conquest report about winning two phoenixes for her embrace.

"I've guided countless people through tribulations, but guiding two phoenixes together? That's a first."