I Hate Demon Kings the Most

"Hey, big brother, you know how neither of our novels is getting any more clicks? Well, there's a fundamental difference between them."

"A difference? What do you mean?"

"My novel isn't getting clicks because there are only so many people on this site. But yours isn't getting clicks because nobody's reading it."

"..."

"After all, I'm a big shot who's ruled the bestseller list for years."

"You smug big shot! Take this, my Flying Salted Fish Strike!"

"B-Big brother, what are you doing? Eek! Gently, gently, it's my first time..."