RTI'm Not Happy Anymore, Give That Back to Me!
我再也不快乐了,快把内个还给我
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See allOnly Gender-Bender-to-Female Romance! The First Step to Becoming a Veteran Fan
Gender-bender-to-marriage stories I enjoyed after finishing them. I don't like yuri, so the books I recommend shouldn't have any yuri elements at all.
Completed Pure-Love Gender-Bender Romance I Really Like
Ongoing updates... You'll have to read them yourself to decide whether they're a good fit and suit your taste. 🦔🐱: Becoming a Hero in a Crumbling World Kimchi: The Childhood Friend of the Mastermind, the Magical Girl Next Door to the Villain Sushi: Quality Reversal
Distinctive Gender-Bender-to-Female Romance
There are way too many assembly-line sweet romances, so I'm making a list to keep track of distinctive gender-bender-to-marriage stories that aren't moe-bait.
Gender-Bender Novels I Think Are Worth Reading
Gender-bender stories with single male leads, gender-bender romances, and gender-bender yuri, though there are more yuri stories~ I personally lean toward yuri too (。>∀<。). I've read all of these. I wonder if anyone else shares my interests. There are more, of course, but these are the ones I've added for now.
Gender-Bender Romance I'm Reading (Updated December 1, 2025)
Any school-life, urban, or slice-of-life stories? The gender-bender romance books these days just aren't to my taste. Qianqian and Li Tong, hurry up and start a new book!
Gender-Swap-to-Female
Personal Recommendations for Gender-Bender Yuri, Gender-Swap-to-Female, and Single-Pairing Stories (Completed)
This list is for readers who are new to BLB or just starting to read gender-transformation stories. These should be fairly classic, high-quality, representative works. I lean toward gender-bender romance, so you'll see a lot of romance in this list. 1. No System 2. Characterization > plot 3. Completed novels I've already read 4. I value complete worldbuilding and internally consistent logic. So even if a recommended book has something like a System, it won't be some inexplicable cheat power. Thi
One-on-One Gender-Bender Romance, Yuri, and Steamy Scenes
How many tearjerkers have you been eating lately, folks? ε(*・ω・)_/゚:・☆ Why not come in and let your stomach recover? No angst, and most have steamy scenes, so enjoy without worry. P.S. I've read and tested every one myself. They're seriously good. P.P.S. I only read 1v1 gender-bender yuri. P.P.P.S. The recommendation ratings are just my personal take on how enjoyable the plots are, so take them as a guide. This old bird suddenly remembered they had a reading list (๑•ั็ω•็ั๑)
Personal Recommendations: Mostly True Love, Both Yuri and Non-Yuri
The books below are unlikely to have the usual deal-breakers. The ratings are pretty subjective.
Gender-Bender Romance
Gender-bender collection
Fast-Paced Gender-Bender Romance
Mostly fast-paced stories, with SS. Some are complete, some discontinued, and some are updating. The goal is to have something to read when I'm out of books and trying to avoid a reading drought. I'll add detailed descriptions later.
Gender-Transformation Novel Collection
A simple list of good gender-bender stories.
Romance, but No Harem, and Definitely No Yuri
I firmly believe that the most extreme kinks make for the most sublime pure love, and only the most extreme and most pure love can reach the legendary realm of Infinite Love. The most sublime pure love will undoubtedly help me reach that realm. Therefore, this list accepts only pure love, and pure love must be pure, faithful, and one-to-one. Pure love tolerates no mockery! Pure love tolerates no foreign elements. Any heretic who tries to interfere must be killed! And those who claim that harems
Transformation-to-Female Novels I’ve Read and Enjoyed
I still prefer traditional gender-bender romance.
Seven Years of Picks from Pinecone Books
Gender-bender, gender-bender romance, solo romance, or cross-dressing protagonists: I'm not picky. A personal reading list.
This Year's Absurd Gender-Bender Novel Roundup
As everyone knows, every year there are a few gender-bender authors who are especially good at coming up with wild ideas. This year, the gender-bender section has seen an explosive surge in wonderfully bizarre stories. Now, let's take a look at this year's most off-the-wall gender-bender novels. (Not ranked; these are just some of the books on my shelf.)
Pure Love Wins!
A collection of excellent pure-romance stories from Bilibili Comics (in my opinion). Some are bittersweet, some are moving, and not all of them have an ending (some authors abandoned them). Everything on this list is something I've read ( ). There are lots of other great books I haven't read yet. I'll add them as soon as I finish them.
Plot-Driven Gender-Bender Romance Recommendations
People read novels for great stories, and gender-bender romance is no exception. This list recommends currently updating gender-bender novels with strong plots and compelling stories. (Ongoing list.)
Fresh and High-Quality Reads
Some great books I'd like to share with everyone~ I've read so many formulaic books, so I want to recommend some fresh, original ones that won't leave you bored! But I'm not good enough to clearly explain what makes them good, so if you're interested, please give them a try! P.S. The order has nothing to do with quality!!!
Sweet, Everyday Gender-Bender Romance
I've collected some gender-bender romance stories with sweet, everyday vibes that I think are pretty good. Hope you enjoy them! ☺️☺️☺️
Amazing Gender-Bender-to-Female Novels (Plot and Prose)
I recently noticed that the gender-bender romance list I had bookmarked wasn't being updated anymore, so I picked out some gender-bender romance novels with particularly good plots or prose. Some are well written, some have questionable mental states ???, and some are cozy slice-of-life... Update-status categories may overlap. Furiously writing (daily updates): 14 books Elbowed the boss to victory (revived): 1 book Swimming in the fishpond (not daily updates): 1 book Eastern Palace power broker
Gender-Bender-to-Female Romance, Hehe?? So Good, I Love It (I'll Try Anything)
I'm recommending some good gender-bender-to-marriage stories (most of the heroines are little brats). If they click with you, they'll be a delightful surprise. If the story starts to fall apart in the middle or later, I'll remove it from the list. Cute 🥰, bratty 🥵. A bratty little devil of a heroine deserves a good lesson 🥰
Gender-Bender-to-Female Romance with a Little Spice
My Favorite Novels?? (A Bit of Everything)
These are some of the books I remember spending a long time reading (there are plenty more I haven't added). Sharing them with everyone (hope the snake goes wild).
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A short reflection
Seemingly ordinary, it actually reflects the realistic personality of the female protagonist, closely related to her upbringing. Her social anxiety and freeloading behavior evoked sympathy in me. While seemingly a comedy, it felt like a redemption story for the female protagonist, who is saved through her interactions with the male protagonist. The writing is humorous, with well-placed emoticons, making it vivid and engaging; I personally consider it an author's biography. However, I have to complain about the word count; 3000 words is comparable to others' less than 2000. I hope the author will update more frequently and increase the realistic interactions between the female and male protagonists, creating a profound yet lighthearted story.
(A little bit of sarcasm) Goodnight, Hua Xin
Xia Yan is sick! When Hua Xin heard Lin Xinyu's anxious words, her heart skipped a beat, and her mind went blank. "Ah, Xia Yan is sick? How could that be?" But the more Hua Xin spoke, the more her voice trembled. Then, she frantically grabbed Lin Xinyu's hand and anxiously asked, "Where is Xia Yan hospitalized? Take me to see him quickly!" Lin Xinyu looked at Hua Xin, whose panic had revealed her true feelings, with a knowing expression, but she didn't say anything more. She was just as worried about Xia Yan. "I'll take you!" The taxi honked, revealing the driver's frustration with the traffic jam, and like a drumbeat, it pounded on Hua...
A combination of abstraction and tragedy
Due to my personal pessimism, I really enjoy reading sweet romance novels and can't stand angst. However, there's no such thing as an absolutely sweet novel. An absolutely sweet novel just makes the sweetness feel like artificial saccharin—addictive but always tinged with a sense of artificiality. It's sweet while reading, but leaves no lingering aftertaste. The characters aren't vividly developed, not realistic, and fail to touch the heart. Comedy's core is tragedy. Most sweet novels portray the protagonist as a rich second-generation heir who shares his leftovers with the heroine, making her incredibly grateful. There are clichéd hero-saves-the-damsel-in-distress scenarios, gradually leading the heroine down a path of moral decay. Initially, I was very hooked by these plots, but later I always felt something was missing...
Why read long reviews! 😡 Read the novel already!
Rt, in this novel you will see "Disturbing you, no one's here" 😇 A collection of abstract internet slang 🤗 When the stars of humanity shine 😅 Why are they all emojis? 😠 The autistic and socially awkward female lead is so pitiful 😍 Innocent and cute, she becomes stupid when fed 🥵 Candy sometimes suddenly bites her lip 🤔 waterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwater
Rare and precious items
Many seem to have reservations about the abstract nature of this article. However, to me, it's a sufficiently distinctive and engaging style, allowing me to maintain a high opinion of it even though the book is less than 200,000 words long. Firstly, novels are inherently products of entertainment; the Four Great Classical Novels were, before becoming classics, primarily entertainment for ordinary people. Boldly incorporating emojis into the narrative language of traditional novels is highly innovative, and combined with the content, it's incredibly captivating, clearly demonstrating that this book is an excellent product born in the modern era. Furthermore...
I saw some replies in the "Not Married" group criticizing this book (but I didn't dare post them in the end).
Ah Zhe… While it's true this book is quite abstract, isn't that a bit of an exaggeration? To be fair, the plot and character development are quite strong. The abstract opening seems more like a marketing ploy—given the classic premise and subject matter, there are already many predecessors in the marriage-themed section. Without this marketing, many people would probably be too traumatized by the urban campus marriage PTSD to even click on it. In my opinion, the author, as a seasoned veteran of the marriage-themed section, couldn't possibly be unaware of the current lack of interest in this classic genre. Even so, they still chose to start such a new book, which shows courage…
Even if you're speechless, you can still spew out a bunch of cheesy and overused memes like writing a diary. Since you can't even say anything, I'll just have to flatter you.
This is a top-tier remarriage, avoiding many potential pitfalls. If it doesn't become a hit, it really will be a setup by capital. [Sfem:20:730]
I just read Chapter 235.
I saw a comment that said, "So, when did Lao Hua (Lao Hua) become like this?", And I decided to reply: In the fictional world where she had lived a peaceful four years of campus life without meeting Lao Xia, Hua Xin would have committed suicide. However, from the time "Invincible Cat Fist" was killed 25 times by "Just Love Killing Support" in LOL and then added "Just Love Killing Support" as a friend, from the time Lao Hua was cheated out of her 300 yuan gaming fee by Lao Mu, from the time Lao Hua pretended to be Lao Xia's online girlfriend for money, from the time Lao Xia took Lao Hua out of the small dark room on his motorcycle, from the first meeting between Lao Hua, Li Xue, and Di Lei, from the first meeting between "Just Love Killing Support" and "Invincible Cat Fist," from the time Lao Hua tried to help Lao Xia...
This is my first time writing a book review, please forgive me if it's not good.
I clicked on this book because the synopsis was particularly interesting. I'd never seen such an abstract (emoji-based) marriage novel before. Clicking through, I found that the emojis perfectly conveyed Hua Xin's (Ziwei's) actions and feelings. Although the first few chapters seemed a bit naive (like taking a cold shower while on her period), the descriptions of Hua Xin's loneliness and isolation were quite good, given her social anxiety and autism. It was heartbreaking to read. Xia Sanhuo, you really need to take good care of her! However, now that I've read it, Xia Sanhuo seems like a really nice person, showing Hua Xin all sorts of concern, almost like a central air conditioner (though currently only as good friends). I'm the kind of person who...