Are You Sure This Is Something a Household Guardian Spirit Should Handle?

We need to agree on three rules!

First, as your guardian spirit, you have to respect me, support me, and look up to me!

Second, you have to treat me like an elder. Absolutely no having improper thoughts about me!

Third, stop getting me into trouble! I have less than three hundred years of cultivation, damn it. I really can't protect you that well!

Years later...

A certain little fox gritted her teeth in fury: Damn it! That brat hasn't followed a single rule!~