“I want to report a crime!”
“Please tell me what happened.”
“I was lured into a tavern. There are all sorts of monsters inside: a white-haired little girl who calls herself the God of Technology, a little fox with three tails, a reclusive old dragon with a temper, and a myna dog that used to run with the mob!”
“Hmm... That's quite a story.”
(Zhang, keep him busy while you call the psychiatric hospital.)
“No, no! They're coming! I can feel it!”
“Hey, kid, this isn't a place to play hide-and-seek!”
“Bang!” The door swung open, and a group of monsters walked in.
“We want to report a crime!”
“Our boss lady is missing!”
