I Really Don't Want to Be Poor and Uncorrupted!

Reporter: What is your dream?

Guo Sanjin: To become a corrupt official.

Reporter: Why would you want that?!

Guo Sanjin: Money, land, and pretty girls; a house, a car, and prestige. And even if trouble comes along, money and influence can keep you safe. So it's just a survival instinct.

Reporter: All right, what stage have you reached so far?

Guo Sanjin (covering his face): I've been stuck at the first stage the whole time...