After I Got in the Blood Princess's Face, She Only Wants to Bite Me

Boys have to learn how to protect themselves when they're out and about!

If I'd known that stepping in to help someone would get a beautiful girl attached to me, I wouldn't have gotten involved!

The vampire girl I saved while working part-time repaid me by biting me!

You want me to pledge my loyalty to you? I've already got a girlfriend, so get out of my house!

Damn it, don't attack me from behind while I'm about to open the door for my girlfriend!

Don't hide under my desk and pull pranks on us during our date!

And don't crawl under my bed to spook my girlfriend, either!

What? You say you're hiding in the closet? Then who's under my bed?

I'm suddenly getting the feeling something's not right...