The System Keeps Trying to Send Me to the Heroine

I'm so upset, everyone! I suddenly got acute sciatica and have been resting for a week without getting better. Half of my buttock and half of my leg hurt so much that I can't sit or lie down. Everyone should absolutely avoid sitting in one position for too long during their studies and daily life; this condition is extremely dangerous.

(This review contains no spoilers, but includes character analysis.) (Contains subjective elements.) In conclusion: This book is perfect for readers who enjoy sweet romance. As the title suggests, the biggest impression this book gave me was a "fast food" experience. Is the writing good? Absolutely fantastic; is the plot sweet enough? Absolutely! What's wrong with it? It's not very readable. It's quite obvious that the author intended this book to be a sweet romance, and from that perspective, it's indeed very successful. It's very sweet to read, and the premise of tricking the "overpowered" protagonist is novel and interesting...

First of all, this is my favorite novel from Pineapple Bun. It's very sweet, with multiple timelines and worldviews, showcasing the story between a girl and her older sister. The writing style is concise and easy to understand, unlike many other novels that are deliberately mysterious and ultimately fail to deliver a satisfying ending. Every chapter in the author's book is packed with sweet moments at the end, and the story is very interesting. Even though I could guess the plot, I still couldn't help but wriggle around in bed like a maggot. Yes, that's right, I had a hidden camera. I really love it and hope the author continues writing. Keep it up, author! (ง•̀_•́)ง

"Height doesn't matter, 1.4 Meters is fine; bust size doesn't matter, as long as it's shapely, it's charming. This is a loli, and I'm here to seduce her. Dressed in a Western style with cat ears, a small mouth and big eyes. Short hair is pretty, long hair is also flowing. Candy can be given, kisses can be given. No tsundere annoyances, no mature woman annoyances. School swimming pool, park pavilion. Confucius said: 'Fear not the death penalty!'" (Upvote)

After all, they're childhood sweethearts. Isn't it normal for the female lead to think she likes men before meeting a loli who triggers her horoscope? Especially since they've been childhood friends since they were little. How can it be considered a "toxic" point when the affection level hasn't even reached 70? Besides the fact that the overpowered protagonist hasn't confessed, the female lead's own implicit indifference towards him is also a crucial factor. The moment the lychee transforms into human form is the moment the female lead realizes her own horoscope and sexual orientation. However, the lack of detailed psychological portrayal of the female lead here leads to the so-called "cuckold" toxic point, which is why I deducted three stars. More detailed psychological portrayal of the female lead, writing about her feelings towards...

But as it turns out, the protagonist's actions are consistently incredibly stupid, and she completes each conquest without even realizing it. If her husband weren't a born lolicon, he probably would have been long gone. The only thing the protagonist is smart about is running away when faced with anything related to losing her virginity. And then? Where did she go next? That's it! That doesn't change the fact that the protagonist is incredibly stupid. Come on, she's a thirty-year-old adult; can't she think a little more maturely? That's why I think the protagonist is stupid. She used to be a hardworking, established thirty-year-old, but after becoming a loli… her IQ just… disappeared…

Do you believe in true love? I admire the first person to eat a loli (a young girl who is sexually assaulted). He might be imprisoned for 5 years, folks. If I successfully become a lesbian, I will share my experience with everyone. The opposite sex is ultimately just for reproduction! One last time, driver, we're about to accelerate. My body temperature is rising, I want to be penetrated, I'm incoherent, my thoughts are soaring, I want to be penetrated, the pleasure of intimacy, I want to be penetrated, hurry up, wandering around, teasing the velvet ball, I want to be penetrated, hurry up, yuri is the best! That's all for today's pineapple bun. Made in peach! In the name of a pervert, I order you to get in the car!

O soul, return... 𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌 O soul, return... I urge on the long whip and rein in the six reins... 𓀌𓀎𓀠𓀤𓀫 O soul, return... I sing as I cross the mountains... Return... O soul, return... 𓀋𓀌𓀎𓀙𓀠 O soul, return! Sing a triumphant song and triumph! We await our comrades to give their all! 𓀋𓀠𓀤𓀥 O soul, return... O soul, return.

I've read a similar one; it probably went through four or five worlds before ending. It was around a million words, very good. Basically, no one would want to write this kind of book, because it's not only troublesome, but it also requires different identities and different worldviews, and even describing the personality traits of other characters. Overall, I feel this book will probably only last until around 700,000 words before ending, or even that. Personally, I think this book has a very good future, as long as the author doesn't cause any trouble.

I've actually encountered similar guides before, one world at a time. But the narrative in each world was too slow, and the protagonist's constant struggle with their past identity became a major flaw. Now, I've seen another novel like this on Pineapple Bun, and I have to say, a faster pace suits this format better. It's less constrained by the complexities of daily life (after all, daily life is easy to write, but difficult to write well). I really enjoy this book. Keep up the good work, author! But I hope that with so many worlds, the plot doesn't become too repetitive, making it hard to recall previous worlds. If it gets to that point, many readers will probably drop the story…