Does This Dumb, Adorable Fool Really Think They Can Conquer Me?

Who brings a kid along on an adventure?

And such a mischievous, clueless one at that, always causing trouble.

"Big brother, big brother... When will you start liking me?"

"I'm not interested in women."

"But you were just staring at Sister Mengli's melons."

"..."

"When I grow up, I'll have big melons too. Look, mine are already..."

Smack.

A rap on the head.

"Take off your clothes, and I'll abandon you."