My Female Disciple Has a Few Screws Loose

This continent is living through a dark age. It needs someone with insight to bring forth the light and save its people.

Hero: Teacher! I'm a champion of justice. There's no way I'd do something as shameful as warming your bed!

Saintess: Oh~ May the Goddess of Light watch over you. The holy light will bless you... Yeah, right! Why don't you go to hell and suffer torture, then have your little johnson cut off!

Sword Saint: Mmm, s-sorry. I really can't handle Master's mighty sword.

Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.

I thought the teacher was only supposed to teach and nurture people!