The Cautious King of Great Qian

My name is Zhang Dali.

I'm a professional PUBG streamer who specializes in hiding and ranking up. I know the art of staying alive inside and out.

I stayed up all night streaming to coax wealthy big sisters into sending me more little plane gifts, then died suddenly and transmigrated to the ancient, war-torn Great Qian Dynasty, where I became a minor bandit on Mount Erlong.

From the start, the System told me to win over the chieftain's wife, or else it would send me to the battlefield as cannon fodder.

For the sake of a happy life from here on out, I swallowed my pride and accepted the System's coercion.

But I never expected a beautiful young bandit queen, a mature and gorgeous married woman, an unrivaled young lady from a prestigious family, and a haughty princess fallen on hard times to shamelessly cling to me.

What should I do?

Waiting for answers online. This is urgent!