The Great Zhou’s Number One Good-for-Nothing

Xiang Yan transmigrates into a parallel world, becoming the dimwitted son of Xiang Guozhong, the uncle of the emperor of Great Zhou.

From the start, he pulls down a princess's trousers.

Hell mode begins!

With five thousand years of culture in his left hand and a treasury of technology in his right, all he wants is to play the fool and squander his life away!

But everything keeps forcing him to act!

With the Turks invading, a devastating drought sent from the heavens, millions of disaster victims, and a plague outbreak...

Emperor Zhao Longji of Great Zhou: Good son-in-law, hurry and give your father-in-law a plan to save Great Zhou!

Imperial Uncle Xiang Guozhong: You foolish blockhead, you wastrel! To save a million refugees, you sold off the entire family fortune!

The barbarian tribes on all sides: Xiang Yan is worth a hundred thousand troops. Capture him as a live-in son-in-law at any cost!

Princess Yuanhua: In life, I belong to you; in death, I'll be your ghost. Xiang Yan, I will marry no one but you!

All I wanted was to quietly squander my family fortune!

How did I end up on the verge of unifying the world?!