Princess, the Delivery Guy Is About to Rebel

Modern courier Zhang Buyan plunges into a deep pit, vehicle and all. When he wakes, he has transmigrated to the impoverished Great Qian Dynasty. Facing a crowd of refugees, he uses a glass marble to refract a beam of seven-colored light and claims to be a “Mountain God’s Courier,” narrowly escaping death and gaining his first followers. From then on, he uses modern delivery services to crush the ancient world with an overwhelming technological advantage: glass marbles make him richer than a nation, three hundred Tang poems earn him the title of literary deity, a “thunderstrike baton” sweeps through the martial world, and a bottle of perfume wins the Sixth Princess’s heart. His battered tricycle careens across the battlefield, and he rises to become Regent, wielding power over all beneath heaven.

Yet after he personally kills the tyrant and helps his beloved, the Sixth Princess Dongfang Yuzhu, ascend the throne, he is thrown into a death cell. It turns out that everything, from his introduction by a county magistrate to Beiliang’s siege, even the massacre ordered by the emperor, was part of an astounding scheme laid by this “sweet-natured” princess to seize the throne. Zhang Buyan saws through his chains and, after narrowly escaping death, flees to the enemy state of Beiliang, where he allies with Queen Lan Meier. He turns modern knowledge into gunpowder and impregnable fortresses, then leads his troops south.

By then, Dongfang Yuzhu has become an Earthly Immortal, with her every word carrying the force of law. In the final battle, Zhang Buyan uses the “key to space and time” that came with him through transmigration to open the Ninefold Purgatory and seal her there forever. Once the dust settles, Zhang Buyan ascends the throne, marries Lan Meier, unites the two nations, and ushers in a golden age.