I Asked You to Act in a Thriller, So Why Did It All Come True?

Your photo is pasted onto the spirit tablet in the middle of the main room. Your name is carved into the tombstone on the hill behind an abandoned village. A swaying noose hangs from the bedroom light, and hair with a scalp still attached is stuffed inside the tap water pipes…

Isn't living in a haunted house, digging up a grave, hugging a paper effigy, and running into a ghost exactly what an ambitious horror-movie extra should do?