You Hired Me to Collect Bodies, So I Dissected My Ex-Girlfriend

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The locust tree casts its shadow on the midday breeze, a cool breeze blows, and I wearily close my books and zither, lost in a long, dreamlike reverie. Fame and fortune are like flowing water, indifferent to me; I raise my head and laugh at the busy white clouds. (From Zhuangzi's "Free and Easy Wandering")

If you write this as a cultivation story, I'm quitting immediately.

Wow, that's a whole chapter with only a few words.

I followed your book from Tomato Bookstore to 17k Bookstore. My child wasn't even born when I first started reading, and now he's almost two and a half! When will you finish it? 😮‍💨

Why two more filler chapters? Hopefully, they're foreshadowing.

I've given you so many recommendation votes, could you please add some Black and White Impermanence, or some Yin Generals, to appear later and bestow some kind of Impermanence Power upon them?

The number of chapters is getting smaller and smaller. Something comes up every few days, either no updates at all, or just one chapter. And yet, I still need recommendation votes. Heh.

Come quick, look at Song's corpse head!

A high-quality thriller novel, worth reading repeatedly.