I’m Really Not a Great Golden Immortal

Xu An transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation with his house. The sect masters, demonic cultivator elders, and sacred-land patriarchs all kneel outside his courtyard. Farther away, the holy sons and daughters are still waiting in line. As a homebody, his greatest wish in life is to coast along until he dies, but he never imagined that everyone who saw his house would assume he was a Great Unity Golden Immortal. A Demon Emperor stares at his phone until his eyes go blurry, an artifact-refining master inhales from a natural-gas stove, and a Sword Saint mimics the moves in a comic… He’s panicking. What should he do?