Great Song: An Eight-Year-Old Imperial Uncle Becomes a Court Historian

"Xiao Jiji, come quick! 'Immortalized in History' is starting. Let's be full of energy today, too!"

"Uncle, it's Qixi Festival today, and Shishi has a date. How about I take the day off..."

"Do you think I'm a little kid you can fool? A date during the morning court session?" The eight-year-old court historian, Zhao Dachui, slammed his chubby little hands on the imperial desk.

"Um... Uncle, didn't you say a few days ago that you liked the pair of vases newly placed in the study? I'll have them sent to your residence right away! How about approving my leave request..."

"Fine, then. Today's livestream will be renamed: 'On Qixi Festival in the sixth year of Xuanhe, His Majesty skipped work for a date and tried to bribe the court historian with a pair of Jun porcelain vases...'"

Huizong wept: This is so hard...

Hmph, you think you can take me on? Even at eight years old, I'm still your uncle!