“Your Majesty, hurry! ‘Making a Name in History’ is live! Let's bring our energy today too!”
“Uncle, it's the Qixi Festival today, and Shishi has a date. Would you mind if I took the day off...”
“Do you think I'm a little kid you can fool? A date during morning court?” Eight-year-old court historian Zhao Dachui smacked the imperial desk with his chubby little hand.
“Um... Uncle, didn't you say the pair of vases recently placed in the study were lovely? I'll send them to your residence right away! Could you please approve my leave...”
“Fine. Then today's livestream is getting renamed ‘On Qixi in the Sixth Year of Xuanhe, His Majesty Skipped Work for a Date and Tried to Bribe the Court Historian with a Pair of Jun Porcelain Vases...’”
Emperor Huizong wept: Life is so hard...
Hmph, don't mess with me. Even if I'm only eight, I'm still your uncle!
