A World Within a World in Another Realm's Three Kingdoms

Zuo Ci: "On how to blow up a kitchen in an instant, how to become a stalker, how to change the world with your voice, how to survive through wisdom, and why everyone wants to become a mafia boss. Is it the collapse of morality or the corruption of the human heart? Stay tuned for Three Kingdoms in Another World."

Liu Bei: "Why does this sound like a scam? Who's the stalker?"

Zuo Ci: "The Black Tortoise News Agency."

Liu Bei, sweating profusely: "They're a news agency, not paparazzi!"

*The descriptions above refer to: the Qilin Demolition Office, the Black Tortoise News Agency, the White Tiger Voice Acting Department, the Vermilion Bird Strategists' Alliance, and the Azure Dragon Mafia.

This is a story about NPCs. Just enjoy it as a story: the main characters are all the NPCs who appear.

The title of this story is Worlds Within Worlds.

1. All Three Kingdoms characters are entirely my own interpretations, so beware if that's not your thing. Everyone in the group is mainly to blame for this disaster of a story [pointing fingers].

2. I don't even know if anyone is out of character.

3. The pairings are extremely, extremely, extremely weird, so beware [highlighted].

4. I don't even know if this is a short story or a novella.

5. Updates are irregular, and the writing is terrible.

6. If you don't like it, please don't flame me. If you spot mistakes, please point them out.

7. My pen name is Jiuwei Xuanmao. That other one was written by accident.

8. I guess that's about it? I don't even know if I missed anything. (How do you not know anything?)