My Younger Brother Just Wants to Slack Off, but After the Empress Reads His Mind, She Goes on a Rampage

Chu Feng transmigrated into the Zhou Dynasty as its laziest prince. His lifelong ambition was to eat, sleep, and wait for death.

But he didn't know that his elder sister, the empress, was decisive and feared throughout the land, and could hear his thoughts!

At a palace banquet, he kept his head down and ate, ranting furiously in his mind:

[That greasy prince actually wants to drug my sister? He's got some nerve!]

On the dragon throne, the empress's phoenix eyes turned cold, and she had the prince thrown into the imperial prison on the spot.

As he wandered through the inner palace, he started muttering to himself again:

[The beauty from the Western Palace has a great figure. Too bad she's a spy sent by an enemy kingdom...]

The empress showed no reaction, but that very night, heads rolled in the Western Palace.

Chu Feng did nothing. Just because he couldn't keep his thoughts to himself, he somehow became the “Imperial Tutor in Hiding,” seen by the entire court as a peerless strategist who had rendered outstanding service!

Until one day, the empress backed him up against the dragon throne, her gaze burning:

“Little Ninth, I can only entrust the realm to you.”

Chu Feng's legs nearly gave out, and he howled inwardly:

[Please don't, Sis! I just want to slack off. Why are you putting the whole realm in my hands?!]