Naruto: From the Start, Tsunade Reads My Diary

Yuto's Konoha Diary: Roasting Sakura, and revealing that Tsunade drew Flying Thunder God fragments? Then the essay he wrote, “On the Bankruptcy Art of the Three Legendary Sannin's Blonde Cash Cow,” was sent straight to the person it was about, Princess Tsunade. Tsunade: “...We're having a special dinner tonight: braised little Genin!” Dying of embarrassment was bad enough, but then he ended up in Team 7, right as danger struck! Yuto: “Ah, I fell! Look, I'm useless, so please don't hit me! Let me go!” He stabbed a kunai into his thigh. Kakashi mused: Is this the blessing of the useless? Tsunade watched from the shadows: These youngsters are really committed to playing dumb... When your survival depends on acting and self-mutilation... The only question is: can I still stop updating this diary in time?