Sword Comes: I Run a General Store, and Qi Jingchun Begs Me to Return

[Delusions + Invincible + Comedy + Sword of Coming fan fiction] Lin An transmigrates into Sword of Coming, wanting nothing more than to open a little shop and lie flat. But something’s not right! He pours Qi Jingchun a glass of cola, and Qi Jingchun is so amazed by this heavenly brew that he decides Lin An must be a sage traveling incognito! He shows A Liang a phone video, and A Liang’s sword heart is shaken. He cries out that he has seen the end of the Sword Dao! He casually complains to Chen Ping’an about working nine-to-nine, six days a week. Chen Ping’an has a great epiphany, believing it to be the ultimate wisdom for resisting the Heavenly Dao! Cui Chan, Zuo You, Lu Chen... powerful figures from every corner come knocking, offering magical treasures, cultivation techniques, and whole mountains, all just to receive a word of guidance from this expert. Clutching a pile of magical treasures he can’t even identify, Lin An is on the verge of tears: I’m really not an expert! Stop imagining things! Please, just let me lie flat in peace!