I Became a System Wholesaler and Made Even the Sages Break Down

Chen Yang transmigrated to the ancient Primordial Era and became a System wholesaler. All he wanted was to sell Systems, earn merit, and exchange it for strength. Trapped in the Chaos Era, he had no idea that the world outside was no longer the Primordial Era he knew. After obtaining the SSS-grade Funeral System, Randeng launched a full-service funeral business. Randeng: "The Nine Dragons of Chaos Funeral Procession is passing through. All unaffiliated beings, stand aside!" Countless beings fled in terror. Tongtian obtained the Sword-Drawing System and charged straight for Qingwei Heaven. "Second brother, I've learned a new sword technique. It can open the Gate of Heaven." Tongtian's sword strike reduced Yuanshi's Daoist sanctuary to ashes and punched a hole in the Primordial Firmament. The two miserable saints of the West clung humbly to Chen Yang's leg. "Senior, please take pity on us and sell us a System! I've opened hundreds of billions of times, and still haven't managed to get one. It's so hard for me." Seeing the two saints acting so humbly, Jin Chanzi timidly asked, "Holy One, are we still going on the Journey to the West?" Sun Wukong: "What scriptures? Every monster on the road has a System, and they're all freaking Great Luo Golden Immortals. Do you really want to make it to the Western Heaven?" At some point, the beings of the Primordial Era grew stronger and stronger. But as they competed ever more fiercely for merit, even the saints were driven to tears.