Pokemon: Adventures with Cynthia

What’s it like to have Cynthia, the Champion, as your girlfriend in the Pokémon World? I wanted to become the strongest Trainer on my own, but instead I became Cynthia’s boyfriend. I’ve reached the pinnacle of life from the start. Am I supposed to marry a rich beauty, too? I went straight ahead and won over the ice queen, becoming the unrivaled champion of Sinnoh. Now I’m a househusband, looking after Cynthia, who does nothing but sleep in and stay up late, and occasionally heading out to explore ruins. Entei: “You really take the cake. A dog relying on its master’s power to bully others! What’s the point of picking on a dog?” Rayquaza: “I was just passing by! What do you mean by throwing a couple of punches at me from behind because you’ve got a Champion backing you?” Arceus: “Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, stop hitting them! All your underlings are watching. Show us a little mercy!”