I Command a Million Soldiers, and You Call Me a Bandit?!

[Summoning, mass recruitment, bandit supremacy, lighthearted comedy, cultivation, patriotism]

Who says bandits can only occupy mountains and rob travelers, not compete for the throne?

System, summon for me!

[Ding! Summoning successful. General Dian Wei is ready!]

[Ding! Summoning successful. One hundred thousand White Horse Cavalry, ready for action!]

[Ding! Summoning successful...]

Wu Hao clapped his hands and laughed. "With Mr. Zhuge's help, I'm like a tiger with wings!"

Lü Bu clasped his hands. "If you don't cast me aside..."

Wu Hao hurriedly waved him off. "No, no, no!"

Then he turned to the enemy general across the way. "Hey, want a son?"

Unbelievable! Guan Yu was actually fighting Guan Sheng!

The envoy from the northern barbarians bowed. "Lord Wu is a man of great talent and vision. We hope to join you in conquering the realm!"

Wu Hao replied coldly, "I can take that throne a few years later. First, I'll sweep the northern tribes away and carve my name into Langju Xu!"

Inside the imperial palace, the emperor slammed the table in terror.

"Will someone explain to me what it means for a million bandits to be at the gates of the capital?!"