Three Kingdoms: Serving as Chancellor in Ji Han

After transmigrating to the end of the Han Dynasty, Zhang Heng arrives just as the lords of Guandong raise their armies against Dong Zhuo. He happens upon Liu Bei, who asks him how to restore the Han.

Zhang Heng says, "You can't just charge in blindly if you want to save the Han court. First, come up with a pretext, then win over the lords.

Only once the lords and Mr. Dong start fighting can we sit back and profit."

"What? The lords were all killed by Mr. Dong?"

"No matter. They gave their lives for their country and will live forever in its memory. The people of the Han will remember them. Give them a lavish burial."

"What? Mr. Dong died too?"

"No matter. The ladies of his harem will remember his strengths. Give him a lavish burial."

"What? Yuan Shao and Cao Cao fought each other and both died?"

"A lavish burial, a lavish burial. Give them all lavish burials!"

My name is Zhang Heng, courtesy name Ziyi, and people call me the Lords' Gravedigger!