Help! My Beautiful Disciple Is a Master of Punctuation!

[Trope-Defying System] [Misinterpretation Comedy] [Invincible and Hilarious]

With his sect in decline, Ye Chen binds himself to the [Wayward Disciple Training System].

He passes an unparalleled martial art to his only beautiful disciple, but she actually trains herself into cultivation deviation!

"I clearly taught you the Nine Revolutions Mystical Art. How did you end up with cultivation deviation?"

His beautiful disciple looks aggrieved. "I practiced exactly according to the instructions you gave me."

"Recite those instructions for me."

His beautiful disciple answers with a perfectly serious expression. "The Dao gives birth to one-one, one gives birth to two-two, two gives birth to three-three, and three gives birth to all things. Man follows the earth-earth, the earth follows the heavens-heavens, the heavens follow the Dao-Dao, and the Dao follows nature."

Ye Chen's vision goes black. "I, Chovy, you blockhead! Get the pauses in those instructions right!"

Before he can deal with the wayward disciple, an elder from a rival sect arrives at his door with a sinister grin, ready to kill!

At the moment of life and death, his disciple, deep in cultivation deviation, suddenly smacks the Foundation Establishment elder into the ground with a backhand!

[Ding! Severe deviation detected in disciple's cultivation. Wayward Disciple Points +999!]

Ye Chen is dumbfounded.

It turns out the more his disciple strays, the stronger he becomes!

From then on, the entire cultivation world takes a dramatic turn!

His eldest disciple surfs on a flying sword and uses a pressure cooker to brew spicy divine pills!

An icy saintess goes undercover, only to be led astray into becoming a dancing fairy!

A good-for-nothing young master does one set of broadcast calisthenics and beats a Deity Transformation Ancestor to a pulp!

As all the big shots in the cultivation world cry and beg to become his disciples, shouting, "This is the true meaning of the Great Dao!" Ye Chen is utterly at a loss. "Please, stop having epiphanies! Can't this cultivation world ever get back to normal?!"