[Subversive System] [Delusion-Inducing Cultivation] [Invincible Comedy]
With his sect in decline, Ye Chen bound himself to the [Misfit Disciple Training System].
He passed on an unrivaled cultivation technique to his only beautiful disciple, but she somehow cultivated herself into a qi deviation!
"I clearly taught you the Nine-Turn Profound Art. How did you end up with qi deviation?"
The beautiful disciple looked aggrieved. "I practiced exactly according to the instructions you gave me."
"Recite them to me."
The beautiful disciple recited with a perfectly straight face, "The Dao gives rise to one one, one gives rise to two two, two gives rise to three three, and three gives rise to all things. Man follows the earth earth, the earth follows the sky sky, the sky follows the Dao Dao, and the Dao follows nature."
Ye Chen's vision went black. "Chovy, you blockhead! You have to get the pauses right!"
Before he could purge the sect, an elder from a rival sect came storming in with a wicked grin!
At the moment between life and death, his disciple, suffering from qi deviation, backhanded the Foundation Establishment elder into the ground!
[Ding! Your disciple's cultivation has gone seriously off track. Misfit Disciple Points +999!]
Ye Chen was dumbfounded.
So the more off track his disciple went, the stronger he became!
From then on, the entire cultivation world took a bizarre turn!
His eldest disciple surfed on a flying sword and used a pressure cooker to brew spicy divine pills!
A frosty saintess went undercover, only to be led astray and turned into a dancing fairy!
A good-for-nothing young master did a set of broadcast calisthenics and smashed a Deification Ancestor to pieces!
As the great powers of the cultivation world wept and begged to become his disciples, crying, "This is the true meaning of the Great Dao!" Ye Chen was at a complete loss. "Please, stop having epiphanies! Is this cultivation world ever going to be normal again?!"
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Monarch of Evernight
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TranXending Vision
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Lord of the Stars
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The Divine Martial Stars
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The Looming Crisis
The People's Doctor
Unrivaled
The Sword Immortal Is Here
The Great Demon Immortal
The Peerless Emperor
The Power Minister
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Sovereign of the Ashes
Because the author failed to advance in the first round of testing, chapters 1-42 have been rewritten and the pace has been sped up. If you've been following the story, you can take a look again.
The more you read the book by Lao Zuo, the more exciting and humorous it becomes; it makes me laugh so hard.
It's very well written, but too short. I wish there were more!
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