Great Ming: Transmigrated as Chongzhen, I Dominate the World

I, the Emperor, Chongzhen, just woke up in a tree with a crooked trunk.

System Notification: [Newbie Protection Period: Strength +500%, Speed +500%, Defense +500%]

I casually pulled up a ten-foot-tall tree to use as a weapon.

Rebels: "Capture the dog emperor and claim your fortune!"

One swing of my cudgel turned thirty men into a pulp.

Defecting general: "Chongzhen, how does it feel to be captured alive by your own soldiers?"

I: "The Son of Heaven guards the gates of the nation; the sovereign dies for his realm."

Then I smashed his head into a rotten watermelon with one swing.

I jumped into a river to escape, took several arrows, and was rescued at the risk of their lives by the Embroidered Uniform Guard.

I ate blood-stained steamed buns and drank water from a ditch.

Seeing refugees everywhere, I broke my last flatbread in half.

I can give this realm to Li Zicheng.

But I will not give it to the Tartars.

Northward, to defend Shanhai Pass.

The last gate protecting the realm of the Han people.

Kill the eunuch faction, corrupt officials, rebel generals, and the Shun army.

Someone dies in every chapter, with a massacre every three thousand words.

Spiked clubs, lampposts, giant sticks: the cure for anyone who refuses to obey.

A holy ancestor has appeared? No, I just activated my ultimate mode.

[Kill enemies to earn experience. Spend points to strengthen your senses, stamina, and strength.]

[Wounds visibly heal before your eyes, doubling the satisfaction.]

This is my realm.

I go where I please.

The whole story boils down to one word: satisfying!