The Little Demon Won't Ascend to Heaven

Huan Ge was an honest, dependable little mountain-patrolling demon, until a meteorite from beyond the heavens knocked something loose in his head. Now all kinds of strange words pop into his mind every day. What kind of cat is Tmall? Calabash Brothers? Don't scare me! Can gourds become spirits these days? Apparently there's also a kind of chicken called “Kendeji,” and they say it's really tasty... Huh? Why am I drooling just talking about it... Well, Huan Ge just thinks it's time to become a demon unlike any other. What kind of stir will a little mountain demon with the mind of an Earthling cause in the demon mountains? And what exciting tales will he get up to in the human world? Find out in the witty new novel, The Little Demon Won't Ascend to Heaven. We solemnly promise: the protagonist is absolutely shameless, and so despicable you'll love him.