You Call This Proper Alchemy?

I have Sacrifice Pills. I can trade ten years of my brother's lifespan for one chance to make my sweetest dream come true. If that isn't enough, then twenty years, a hundred years, everything! I have Smoke Pills. They release smoke from your entire body, shrouding a hundred-meter radius. Humans and animals alike, no one can tell them apart. Life and death are up to fate. I have Transformation Pills. Each pill grants a new transformation and a bloodline ability. Take all seventy-two, and you gain the Seventy-Two Transformations. I have Drunkenness Pills. Pair them with liquor, and the more you drink, the more you get. One pill ascends to immortality, two send you to heaven, and three bring endless joy! Chen Xiao arrives in the world of immortal cultivation with a game proficiency panel and all kinds of bizarre pill recipes. Chen Xiao: “My pills may be unconventional, but I'm a truly upright person. Master, you have to be good, all right? Your disciple doesn't want you getting hurt!”