The Adorable Immortal Wife

A cute, clueless young cultivator with ordinary talent accidentally forms a bond with an Immortal Lord. The Immortal Lord, meanwhile, has been at odds with her master for a hundred years. The Immortal Lord says, “Focus on your cultivation.” Her master says, “Stay away from the Immortal Lord.” The young cultivator follows their instructions and works hard at her cultivation. Unfortunately, her talent is limited, and her progress is slow. Her master says, “Find a dual-cultivation partner. It’ll help your cultivation.” The Immortal Lord says, “...You are not allowed to take a partner.” The well-behaved young cultivator is confused and doesn’t know whose advice to follow. “How about you two have a fight first?” Her master grabs the Immortal Lord’s spirit beast, Lianbao, and gives it a thorough beating. Lianbao fumes: “If you want to beat a dog, you have to go through its master!” Her master says, “If you can’t beat the master, beat his dog.”