The Couch Potato's Reading List 咸鱼书单

5 次 Dimensional Secret Identity System 次元马甲系统 Dora i Dream哆啦i梦Infinite Myriad Worlds1.8M WordsCompleted Lin Dong is a cosplayer, but not an ordinary one. When he cosplays Archer from Fate, he can really unleash Unlimited Blade Works. When he cosplays Gilgamesh, he can really wield Ea. When he cosplays Naruto Uzumaki, he can even form a Rasengan. The thing is… What kind of System takes points just to start up? What kind of System charges a tax? What kind of System only sells things in bundles? 0Votes127.2kRecs138.4kFans

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Lin Dong is a cosplayer, and not just any ordinary one. When cosplaying as the Heroic Spirit Emiya, he can actually unleash Unlimited Blade Works. When cosplaying Gilgamesh, one can actually use the Ea sword. When cosplaying as Naruto Uzumaki, you can also perform the Rasengan. That is… Who charges a fee when their system starts up? Whose system still levies taxes? Which company's system sells products in bundles?

6 荒 Wilderness Livestream 荒野直播 Thirsty to Fly渴飞Light Novel5.1M WordsCompleted People in the martial world call her “Lord Long,” but she is most definitely not a man...! She could have coasted on her looks, but she chose to rely on her talent. She could have lived off someone else, but she chose to make her own way. She could have let others protect her, but instead she trained to become the strongest woman in the world. No, the strongest person! This is the story of a reborn chubby girl who becomes “Lord Long,” survives and saves herself in the wilderness, and eats her wa 0Votes186.1kRecs194.8kFans

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She is known in the martial arts world as "Master Long," but she is definitely not a man...! She could have relied on her looks, but she chose to rely on her talent. She could have easily lived off a man, but she chose to work hard on her own. She could have been protected by someone else, but she trained to become the strongest woman in the world—no… she should be the strongest person! This is the story of a reborn chubby woman who becomes 'Master Long', escapes and saves herself in the wilderness, and 'eats' her way around the world as a female anchor! In this world, there are only things I can't eat, not things I dare not eat—Long Ye's words! _ The fitness, health, and first aid knowledge covered in this book are all practical and applicable (practical tips include treating knee pain, quickly and easily building abdominal muscles, and other useful information). The knowledge in this book may save you or your family in times of crisis. If you like it, please collect, recommend, and subscribe to the official version on Qidian. QQ groups 260851925 (full) and 691353789 (not full)

8 我 I Might Have Saved a Fake World 我可能救了个假世界 Major General Seven Stars七星少将Light Novel1.0M WordsCompleted I have stories, and I sell wine on the side. A powerful warrior who once led the gods to overthrow the demons’ rule awakens ten thousand years later. How will he face the world he himself broke... This is the story of an unreliable sword immortal making his way through another world. 0Votes53.2kRecs77.6kFans

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I have a story, and I sell alcohol part-time. A powerful figure who led the gods to break the demons' rule awakens ten thousand years later. How will he face the world he himself has ruined...? This is the story of an unreliable sword immortal traversing another world.

10 变 The Loli VTuber 变身萝莉UP主 The Undying Little Kitty不死的小喵Light Novel386k WordsOngoing Chu Mo transmigrated to another parallel world, transformed into a daughter he had never had, and even got an older brother... “The Dimensional-Breaking Girl,” “The Youngest E-Sports Prodigy,” “Bilibili’s Nursery-Rhyme King,” “Pipi Yue, Let's Go,” “Have a Drink of This Moon Spirit Juice.” Looking back on the past, Chu Lingyue found herself saddled with countless titles and old memes. “But... System, tell me, why am I still not any taller!” 0Votes27.3kRecs38kFans

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Chu Mo transmigrated to another parallel world, where she transformed into a daughter who didn't exist, and even gained an older brother... "The girl who breaks the dimension," "The number one elementary school student in e-sports," "The king of children's songs on Bilibili," "Let's go, Pipi Yue," "Drink this cup of Moon Spirit Juice with me"—Chu Lingyue looks back on the past with countless titles and countless old jokes. "But... System, tell me, why haven't I grown taller!" Book club: 877866603

11 重 Reborn to a Carefree Life 重生咸鱼人生 Filthy Cloud Ghost污云云鬼Light Novel546k WordsCompleted Host: Today, we’re delighted to welcome the famous online novelist, musician, poet, filmmaker, screenwriter, and director, Yu Xian! Let’s give him a warm welcome! Yu Xian: Hello, everyone, I’m… Ah-woo, I’m so sleepy. *Yawn*… *yawn*… Host: Mr. Yu Xian… Wake up, wake up! We’re live… Five minutes of showing off, two hours of being a couch potato. I’m Yu Xian, and I endorse doing nothing! 0Votes11.7kRecs18.6kFans

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Host: Today we have invited the renowned online writer, musician, poet, filmmaker, screenwriter, and director—Yu Xian! Please welcome him! Yu Xian: Hello everyone, I am... Ugh, so sleepy, snoring... Snoring... Host: Mr. Yu Xian... Wake up, wake up, we're live streaming... Five minutes of showing off, two hours of being a couch potato. I am Yu Xian, and I endorse salted fish!

12 我 I, Who Stunned the World! 我，惊艳全世界！ Traveler Beneath the Moon月下行人Light Novel1.1M WordsCompleted This is the tragic story of a man after he transmigrated. Have you ever seen a System demand, 'Put on a miniskirt and do a livestream'? Have you ever seen a System assign a quest to 'put on six-centimeter heels and dance to Blissful Paradise and Mighty and Majestic'? Su Lin was breaking down. He's still a man!!! At that moment, his entire worldview crumbled… 0Votes124.9kRecs166kFans

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This is a tragic story about a boy who travels through time. Have you ever seen a system that posts a request like "Wear a women's miniskirt and do a live stream"? Have you ever seen a system that issues a task like "Put on six-centimeter heels and jump on a stretch of Gokuraku Jodo and Majestic Style"? Su Lin broke down at this moment. He's a man! At this moment, my entire worldview is shattered...

13 变 The Sharp-Tongued Girl's Transformation 变身超毒舌少女 Pine Nuts Don't Eat Candy松子不吃糖Light Novel1.0M WordsCompleted Shinjuku Ward, Tokyo. There were not many people on the shopping streets during the workweek, and the area was sparsely populated. By the roadside, a beggar gazed pitifully at a young girl. "Little miss, please have mercy and give me a little money for food~" The girl turned around, revealing a beautiful yet displeased face. "Go away! You have working hands and feet, so why don't you get a job? Do you think money falls from the sky? Or did you mistake me for some gullible, naive idiot?" In s 0Votes139.2kRecs135kFans

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Shinjuku Ward, Tokyo. The shopping street was not crowded on a weekday; it was sparsely populated. By the roadside, a beggar looked pitifully at a young girl, pleading, "Little sister, please have mercy and give me some money for food!" The girl turned around, revealing a pretty but displeased face. "Get away! You have hands and feet, why don't you go to work? Do you think money falls from the sky? Or do you think I'm some kind of naive fool who's easy to fool?" Summary: plagiarism, causing trouble, showing off, daily life, being a lazy bum, fun, sarcastic remarks, acting cute, transformation

14 变 Transformed into a Peerless Goddess 变身之倾世女神 Yan Hao闫灏Light Novel233k WordsOngoing A disabled person with both legs shattered into powder transmigrates with a seed from the Tree of Life! She even gets the standard transmigration starter pack. And so the story begins! She is like the Creator's most perfect work of art! Not a single flaw from head to toe! A peerless enchantress whose smile can topple a city, then a kingdom! P.S. 0Votes16.5kRecs13.8kFans

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A disabled person with comminuted fractures in both legs crossed the river carrying a seed of the Tree of Life! And received the essential beginner's gift pack for time travel. And so the story begins! She is like the most perfect work of art created by the Creator! There wasn't a single flaw on her entire body! A peerless enchantress whose smile could topple cities and whose second smile could destroy kingdoms! P. S.: Book club number: 231868256

16 变 The Divine Tang Meng Bu 变身之神唐萌捕 Uncle Mo Guichen大叔墨归尘Light Novel1.2M WordsCompleted [New book: 108 Ways to Eat a Fox Demon] "Missing Person Notice" "Today, a newly appointed female constable of the Dali Temple went missing in Chang'an. Her characteristics and behavior are rough, her personality is slow-witted, she likes taking petty advantages, is willing to pick fights, enjoys meddling in other people's business, and shows none of the gentleness expected of a woman..." A cold-faced man in a constable's unifor 0Votes25.3kRecs37.6kFans

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[Reader Group: (MoGe) 176784847] [Core reader group: 286984617] [New Book: (On 108 Ways to Eat a Fox Demon)] Missing Person Notice "Today, a newly appointed female constable from the Dali Temple has gone missing in Chang'an. Her characteristics include rude behavior, slow-wittedness, a penchant for petty gains, a tendency to pick fights, and a love of meddling in other people's business. She lacks any of the gentle demeanor expected of a woman..." A cold-faced man in a police uniform frowned when he saw another handsome scholar writing this. "Huaiying, your writing isn't comprehensive..." The scholar looked up and gestured for the constable to write it down. "Yuanfang, you two are very close, tell me how you should write about it?" "Just one sentence." After saying this, the constable reached for paper and pen and wrote it down. "Attention everyone, our forces are stirring. If anything unusual happens, please contact the Dali Temple immediately..."

18 变 Transformed into a Girl Who's Happy to Be a Slacker 变身咸鱼少女 Qin Xianyang Garrison Soldier秦咸阳卫戍兵Light Novel691k WordsCompleted Oh, give me a break. Why are you still talking to me about dreams? The average subscriptions have already passed three thousand, so updating the novel with one chapter a day is enough, right? Why write so much more? The manuscript fee is already five hundred yuan per page, so updating one comic episode a month is perfectly fine, right? Why produce so much more? A livestream already brings in several thousand yuan in tips per hour, and cosplay can double that, so streaming for half an hour is eno 0Votes208kRecs135.3kFans

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Forget it, what are you talking to me about dreams? The average daily subscription has already surpassed 3,000. One chapter a day is enough for a novel, why update so much? The royalties are 500 yuan per page, one chapter a month for a comic is good enough, why update so much? A one-hour livestream brings in thousands of yuan in tips, and cosplay doubles that, so half an hour of livestreaming is enough, why stream for so long? Anyway... This is the story of a laid-back girl. What are you talking to me about dreams for?!

20 我 The Demon Reforms Himself 我妖重新做人 Ximen Beneath the Willows柳下西门Light Novel1.6M WordsCompleted To the Kunwu Mountain Center for the Study of Abnormal Humans, the Jerusalem Nonhuman Species Relations Stabilization Association, the Vatican Holy Maiden Association, the Galactic Empire's Mars Neighborhood Office, the Demon Realm Return and Revenge Organization, the Committee for Finding the Lost Immortal Realm, and all those other demon-hunting teams: "Starting today, this king is going to be a decent person again. Don't bother me unless there's something important!" Respectfully, Demon King 0Votes138.3kRecs133.1kFans

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To: Kunwu Mountain Abnormal Human Research Center, Jerusalem Non-human Species Relations Stability Maintenance Association, Vatican Saintess Association, Galactic Empire's Martian Street Office, Demon Realm Return to Revenge Organization, Lost Immortal Realm Search Committee, and all those other demon-exorcising teams: "From this day forward, I will start a new life. Don't bother me unless it's absolutely necessary!" —Respectfully submitted by Demon King 001! He tossed the paper onto the Demon King's throne, and listened calmly to the deafening battle cries of the allied forces of demons, monsters, humans, immortals, gods, and aliens outside the palace. Is he fleeing in disarray? Impossible, it's just a strategic retreat. PS: [The only official fan group for this book is (Angel Immortal Abode | Demon King's Palace: 191476831)]

21 八 The Young Master of the Yakumo Family 八云家的大少爷 The Night Raven of the Yakumo Family八云家的夜鸦Sci-Fi2.0M WordsCompleted New book: The Starry Empire of Adorable Things. Please show it lots of love! As the younger brother of Yakumo Yukari, the eternally seventeen-year-old peeping tom, ahem, the eternally seventeen-year-old youkai sage, Yakumo Mo feels tremendous pressure. He doesn’t have to worry about his dear big sister rolling her face across the keyboard or anything, but... “Mo, you were definitely thinking something rude just now, weren’t you!? Boundary of Wave and Particle!” “No, please, Big Sister...” Boom.. 0Votes93.2kRecs123.1kFans

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My new book, "The Starry Empire of Cute Creatures," is highly sought after! As the younger brother of the eternally seventeen-year-old voyeur—no, I mean, the eternally seventeen-year-old youkai sage, Yakumo Yukari—Yakumo Sumi feels immense pressure. Although he doesn't have to worry about his older sister smearing his face on the keyboard, but... "Mo'er, you were definitely thinking something very rude just now, weren't you?! The realm of waves and particles!" "No, sister..." Boom… Yakumo Sumi, who had been blasted into the Forest of Magic, stared at the black and white scene before her with a bewildered expression. P. S. This book is actually just a story about a new-realm youkai who became the younger brother of Purple M, and while he's just passing through Gensokyo, he also goes to various anime worlds to cruelly spectate the protagonist. P. S.: Just take this description seriously. Also... How could my older sister be so dark-skinned...?