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2 我 I Don't Want to Be Popular 我不想受欢迎啊 The Vermilion Bird Soars Through the Sky朱雀行空Urban3.5M WordsOngoing When Chen Chuan woke up in his rented apartment with seven billion in wealth at his disposal, his truly exciting life had only just begun. Going from an overworked office drone to a billionaire was only the beginning. Every week, he received a bonus gift pack containing all kinds of things: a super-five-star hotel, an office tower, a million-mu estate, a limited-edition supercar, original works by a revered sage of calligraphy, a high-tech industrial park, an aerospace program, a thousand heavy 0Votes281.8kRecs481.4kFans

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When Chen Chuan woke up in his rented apartment with seven billion yuan in his hands, his truly exciting life had only just begun. From a struggling office worker to a billionaire, this is just the beginning. Every week comes a grand prize package containing everything imaginable: ultra-luxury hotels, office buildings, a million-acre estate, limited-edition supercars, original calligraphy by the calligraphy master, cutting-edge technology industrial parks, aerospace projects, thousands of heavy trucks, a top-tier sports team, land reclamation, desert oases, and even a love token… Chen Chuan: I just want to be a rich person quietly, I don't want to be the main character. Please be patient and read until the book is officially released; there's a twist later. If you're impatient, I suggest starting from the release date directly :-D This book has no cultivation or superpowers; it's purely an urban fantasy novel where you discover a new world after getting through the early stages.

6 重 Reborn as a Concert Hall Band 重生之殿堂乐队 Eunuch Cao of the Eastern Depot东厂曹公Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Music producer Cao Wu is reborn, only to find that all the famous bands he knew are gone. Unwilling to let the classics fade into obscurity, Cao Wu decides to join his childhood bandmates and make their way to music's hallowed halls. 0Votes29.9kRecs82.3kFans

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Please support my new book, "Living in the World of Hong Kong Cinema"! Music producer Cao Wu has been reborn, and all those once-renowned bands have disappeared. Unwilling to let classics tarnish their reputation, Cao Wu decided to embark on a journey to the temple of music with his childhood bandmates. My new book, "Living in the World of Hong Kong Films," has been released. Please add it to your collection and vote for it!

10 国 The Nation’s Father-in-Law 国民的岳父 Soda03汽水03Urban2.3M WordsCompleted Wang Xiaoying sobbed, “Pretty big sisters keep hanging around my dad. I was so nice to her and treated her like a big sister, but she wants to be my mom instead. Waaaaah, everyone's mean.” 0Votes147.7kRecs216.2kFans

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(My new book, "Even If I Could Retire, I Was Forced to Debut," has been released. I'd appreciate any support from the big shots!!!) Wang Xiaoying cried and said, "There are pretty older sisters surrounding my dad. I kindly treat her like an older sister, but she wants to be my mother. 55555, They are all bad people." Group number: 865949913

11 大 The Great Demon King Has Struck Again 大魔王又出手了 Nian Nu Jiao念笯娇Urban1.6M WordsCompleted The campus belle confessed her feelings to me. Standing shyly before me, she asked, “Would you be my boyfriend?” I said nothing. In silence, I took a photo from my shirt pocket. It showed a gentle, charming girl. She glanced at it, and her eyes dimmed. “Is she your girlfriend? She’s beautiful. I can’t compare to her!” With that, she ran off in tears. Watching her retreating figure disappear in sorrow, I said nothing. I put the photo back in my pocket, lit the cigarette in my hand, and thought, “ 0Votes80.6kRecs107.5kFans

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The school beauty confessed her feelings to me. She stood shyly in front of me and asked, "Would you like to be my boyfriend?" I didn't say anything, but silently took out a photo from my shirt pocket. It showed a gentle and beautiful girl. She glanced at her, and her eyes dimmed: "Is she your girlfriend? She's very beautiful; I can't compare to her!" After saying that, she ran away sadly. Watching her dejected figure walk away, I didn't say anything. I put the photo back in my pocket, lit a cigarette, and thought to myself, "Hmph, she's not even as pretty as me in women's clothes. She wants to be my girlfriend?"

12 神 God-Tier Farm 神级农场 Tenderness in a Rifle钢枪里的温柔Urban8.9M WordsOngoing After hitting the lowest point in his life, Xia Ruofei unexpectedly discovers that his ancestral painting conceals a whole world of its own: a pocket dimension all to himself. Inside are a spirit pool that accelerates plant growth, mysterious spirit flowers that can cure every ailment, and a time flow ten times faster than the outside world. Whatever he plants turns out top quality and grows at incredible speed, while any animal he raises becomes remarkably intelligent… From then on, Xia Ruofei 0Votes753.3kRecs352kFans

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When Xia Ruofei was going through a low point in his life, he unexpectedly discovered that his ancestral scroll contained a hidden world, with its own independent little space. The space contains spiritual water that promotes plant growth, mysterious spiritual flowers that can cure all diseases, and it even has a tenfold speed of time flow. Everything planted here is of the highest quality, everything grows incredibly fast, and everything nurtured here possesses spirituality... From then on, Xia Ruofei embarked on a wonderful and unique life, planting flowers, trees, raising animals, and flirting with beautiful women. ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ I have completed two novels: "Rebirth: Riding the Waves" (1.3 Million words) and "The Ultimate Playboy" (4.6 Million words). I guarantee my quality, so please feel free to collect and read them. If you're looking for something to read, you can check out my older works. ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ [Book Club] 300769830, cute girls are around, come join us! VIP reader group number: 295848872. To join the group, you need to provide a screenshot of your full subscription.

14 大 The Great Painter 大画家 Quan Shi醛石Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Van Gogh: I dream of painting, and then I paint my dream. Fang Yi: I dream of painting, but your life story is terrifying. I don’t paint my dreams. I capture the moments that stir my heart. Matisse: I had long since mastered my craft, but now, as I study my means of expression, I feel as though I’m only just beginning to learn. Fang Yi: I’ve raised my skills to a level others can hardly reach. Often, I can’t help showing them off, even flaunting them. As for means of expression? To me, painting 0Votes197.9kRecs126.9kFans

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Van Gogh: I dream of painting, and I paint my dream. Fang Yi: I dream of painting, but your experience is too frightening. I don't paint my dreams, I only depict the moments that stir my heart. Mattis: I have long since reached a level of mastery, but now, when I study my own performance techniques, it seems as if I am just beginning to learn. Fang Yi: I elevate my skills to a level that is difficult for others to reach. Many times, I can't help but showcase these skills, even flaunt them. As for the means of expression? For me, painting is the means. My new book, *The Little Rich Farmer in the Mountain Valley*, has been uploaded! I hope you'll all support it and add it to your favorites! http://book.qidian.com/info/1004929121

17 我 I Really Am a Rich Man 我真的是个有钱人 Dai Gula Ka代古拉卡Urban1.1M WordsCompleted When she woke up, she had a new bank balance and a huge house worth nearly ten million. There was no way she was going back to work. She’d just raise cats, brew tea, and enjoy the easy life. 0Votes41.7kRecs141.5kFans

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I woke up to find I had a large sum of money in my name and a house worth nearly ten million. Going to work is out of the question; I can only raise cats, brew tea, and live a leisurely life. Group number: 281634095.

21 我EN My House of Horrors 我有一座冒险屋 I Can Fix Air Conditioners我会修空调Mystery & Supernatural3.1M WordsCompleted [A reprint of the simplified Chinese edition of this book will soon be published by Motie Publishing House] Chen Ge inherited an adventure house left behind by his missing parents. Business was dismal, until a phone he stumbled upon while tidying the place changed everything. Complete the different-difficulty tasks assigned by the phone each day, and the adventure house can be repaired or even expanded! So Chen Ge began exploring forbidden zones across the country to gather material, incorporati 646Votes7MRecs5.1MFans

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[A simplified Chinese print edition of this work will be published soon by Motie Publishing House] Chen Ge inherited the adventure shop left by his missing parents, but business was poor until he accidentally found a cell phone while cleaning the adventure shop, which changed everything. As long as you complete the daily tasks of varying difficulty assigned by your mobile phone, your Adventure House can be repaired or even expanded! So Chen Ge began exploring various forbidden areas to gather inspiration, incorporating elements from those locations into his adventure house. With visitors screaming in terror, the adventure house became an instant sensation! However, while the benefits of the missions increased, hidden dangers also began to emerge, even hinting at clues to his parents' disappearance… Book club members: Group 1: 819098233; Group 2: 724779368; Group 3: 946284995

22 我 I’m Just a Pretty Boy Who Doesn’t Need to Work Hard 我只是个不用奋斗的小白脸 Chen Qiqi尘七七Urban1.1M WordsCompleted “Chu He, play Moonlight Reflected in the Second Spring for me.” “Of course, wife.” “Chu He, I want to hear you sing Paper Short, Love Long.” “Of course, wife.” Ding! Wife's happiness points: -10,000! Ah, I only wanted to be a good-for-nothing kept man, but somehow I ended up reaching the pinnacle of life. How unfortunate! Group: 429044347~ 0Votes170kRecs220.1kFans

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"Chuhe, play 'Erquan Yingyue' for me." "Okay, my wife." "Chuhe, I want to hear you sing 'A Short Letter, A Long Love Story'." "Okay, my wife." Ding! Your wife's pleasure level has decreased by 10,000! Sigh, I just wanted to be a lazy, good-for-nothing, but I ended up at the pinnacle of life. What a pity! Group: 429044347