Funny Reads 搞笑书单

1 我 I Haven't Been Caught, So Why Do They Call Me an Evil God? 我没落网，她们凭什么说我是邪神 Fox Who Loves Eating Bunnies爱吃兔兔的狐狸Light Novel1.8M WordsCompleted This book was originally titled "I Cleared the Evil Path, and You Are Telling Me This Isn't a Game?" Li Cheng was summoned into a soulslike world where the flames were about to die out. The world was on the brink of destruction, beset by countless crises, while terrified and desperate beings struggled to survive. A world like this was undoubtedly a hell-level start. Fortunately, Li Cheng's abilities were even more hellish than the world itself. He had the powerful appraisal skill "Whoever You St 0Votes11.7kRecs154.8kFans

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The original title of this book was "I've Cleared the Game Through Unorthodox Method, You're Telling Me It's Not a Game?" Li Cheng was summoned into a soul-based world where the flames were about to die out. A world on the brink of destruction is fraught with crisis, and horrifying, desperate creatures struggle to survive. Such a world is undoubtedly a hellish start. Fortunately, Li Cheng's abilities are even more hellish than this world. He possesses a powerful appraisal technique that can "make anyone he glares at pregnant with twins." There's something that could make 2.5-Inch Satoru grow a lower body: [Sorry, you didn't satisfy me]. There is the [Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King] who can 100% slap someone in the face. And then there's Hayek's masterful hand, capable of shifting all the blame onto others... After "using these capabilities properly", The black-haired, red-eyed vampire princess wanted him to be her father. The ancient dragon princess below wanted to offer the rest of her life as his mount. The queen, who has a dual personality, wants him to dye his hair blonde. Once everything had settled down, Li Cheng looked at the increasing number of seals and emblems on his body, sensing the possessiveness of the owners of these emblems, and fell into deep thought. "No... I remember, I was playing a game, how come..." "The game has come true?" A few seconds later, seeing their unfriendly expressions, their hair tied up, and their speech slurred, Li Cheng resignedly closed his eyes. "Wanla! They're really caught now..." This is the story of the Fourth Calamity, an abstract, fast-paced, soul-system world. P. S.: This book is quite lighthearted, abstract, and has no reading barriers.

2 校 Is Being a School Doctor Easy? Have You Heard of Fragile College Students? 校医清闲？你可听过脆皮大学生！ Jian Qian简骞Urban1.8M WordsCompleted What is it like to be a university doctor? Chen Mu, the campus doctor, was assigned by his university to participate in a variety show called Taking You into a Profession Every Month. On the first day of filming, he was mocked by netizens and sent to the top of the trending searches because he slept in the office and played games during the day. But as night fell, the phone in the campus clinic rang incessantly, leaving the netizens unable to keep a straight face. "Campus doctor, can you come pi 0Votes24.1kRecs242.3kFans

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What's it like to be a university doctor? School doctor Chen Mu was assigned by the school to participate in a variety show called "Taking You into a New Profession Every Month". On the first day of the show's recording, he was criticized by netizens and became a trending topic because he slept in the office and played games during the day. But as night fell. The constant ringing of the phone at the school clinic made netizens lose their composure. "School doctor, could you come pick us up from the dorm? My roommate fainted from anger because she didn't get to eat the braised pork knuckle rice!" Chen Mu: "I and the school ambulance will be there soon." "School doctor, I sneezed and then I couldn't move." Chen Mu: "Dude, it looks like you broke your back when you sneezed." "School doctor, my roommate is playing King of Glory..." Chen Mu sighed: "Did you get so angry playing King of Glory that you lost your breath?" One netizen commented, "How was this determined?" Chen Mu: Let's not talk about medical skills, let's only talk about experience.

3 重 Start Over, Spider-Man! 重开吧！蜘蛛侠！ The Cat Who Can Do Magic会魔法的猫咪Infinite Myriad Worlds1.9M WordsCompleted First-generation Spider-Man: “With great power comes great responsibility.” Second-generation Spider-Man: “Heroes are always lonely.” Third-generation Spider-Man: “My dad is Iron Man!” Spider-Man from some universe: “This run’s busted again. Restart! Restart!” Xia Luo transmigrates to the Marvel Multiverse and is lucky enough to become that universe’s Spider-Man. But he’s also unlucky in plenty of ways. He doesn’t have the first Spider-Man’s super strength, enough to stop a train. Nor does he ha 0Votes40.8kRecs312.5kFans

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Spider-Man: "With great power comes great responsibility." Spider-Man 2: "Heroes are always lonely." Three generations of Spider-Man: "My father is Iron Man!" A Spider-Man from a certain universe: "This game has collapsed again, restart! Restart!" Charlotte travels through the Marvel multiverse and is fortunate enough to become the Spider-Man of that universe. But he also suffered many misfortunes. He doesn't have the superpower to stop a train like the first Spider-Man. Neither the second-generation Spider-Man nor the lightning-fast reaction speed of Electro could match it. It also lacks the high-tech nanosuit of the third-generation Spider-Man. His attributes are far lower than those of Spider-Man in other universes, but the villains in this world are ridiculously strong. We can't beat them, we simply can't beat them! Fortunately, with a simple act of recklessness, he can start a resurrection competition in the American comic book universe after his death. If he wins the resurrection competition, he can get various rewards after being resurrected. During a revival match, Charlotte fell into deep thought as she looked at the corrupted Superman with the same red and blue color scheme. "This match is unbeatable, absolutely unbeatable!" "Restart! Restart! I want this resurrection match restarted!" —— This book is also known as "Go Away with It, Spider-Man!", "Nine Out of Ten Restarts Are Reckless, and the Last One Is Extremely Reckless", "I, Spider-Man, Only Play in the Peak Match!", And "Spider-Man Returns from the Resurrection Match".

4 大EN The Tribulation Stage is When the System Arrives 大乘期才有逆袭系统 The Whitest Crow最白的乌鸦Xianxia1.6M WordsCompleted After Jiang Li transmigrated here, he discovered that he had no golden finger and could only cultivate the old-fashioned way. Five hundred years later, he became the strongest person in Jiuzhou. Then a System suddenly appeared, claiming it could help its Host rise from the Qi Refining stage to become the number one person in Jiuzhou. Jiang Li looked at the first task and fell into deep thought. “Please defeat your co 107Votes325.7kRecs3.1MFans

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(My new book, "Please Don't Try to Overcome the Tribulations During the College Entrance Examination," has been released.) Jiang Li transmigrated to this world and found that he had no cheat codes, so he could only cultivate honestly. Five hundred years later, he became the strongest person in the Nine Provinces. Suddenly, a system appeared, saying that it could help the host reverse the situation from the Qi Refining stage to become the number one person in the Nine Provinces. Jiang Li looked at the first task and fell into deep thought. "Please defeat your cousin (Qi Refining Level 6)." "Your system has a serious latency issue." [This book is lighthearted and humorous]

5 不 I’m Just a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor 不过是黑魔法防御课教授罢了 Great Ocean Ship大海船Light Novel1.1M WordsCompleted Having just transmigrated into the Harry Potter world, Sherlock Forest has neither a golden finger nor any memories of the original owner. Looking at the letter of appointment from Hogwarts in his hand, he purses his lips. “It's just a Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor position.” Years later, the Daily Prophet interviews Harry Potter, one of the Wizarding World's ten most outstanding figures of the twenty-first century. “What was the happiest day of your life?” An involuntary smile spr 0Votes19kRecs204.4kFans

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Having just transmigrated to the Harry Potter world, Sherlock Forrest, who had neither a cheat code nor inherited the original owner's memories, looked at the Hogwarts employment contract in his hand and curled his lip. "He's just a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor." Years later, the Daily Prophet interviewed Harry Potter, one of the ten most outstanding figures in the 21st-century wizarding world. What was the happiest day of your life? Harry couldn't help but smile. "It was the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be kidnapped by a mysterious person the next day." "Uh... What's the day you least want to experience?" Harry's face immediately darkened. "Every year at Christmas." Why is that? He covered his face in anguish and even began to sob. "Waaaah... Because Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas on that day!" This book is also known as "Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest!", "The Matter That Defeating the Dark Lord Only Requires a Certain Professor to Open His Mouth", and "I'm Just Trying to Survive at Hogwarts to Live a Healthy and Happy Life". P. S.: No system. PS2: The main storyline begins with the locked room arc. PS3: This is a serious and proper professorial work (maybe).

6 开EN A Colossus Right in Your Face at the Start 开局一艘巨像骑脸 Zheng Hong政泓Sci-Fi854k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as "This Race Is Obviously Overpowered, Yet Somehow Ridiculously Stupid", "What Happens When Someone with a Brain Enters a Space Opera?", and "The Right Way to Develop a Tech Tree for a Psionic Civilization". This book presents only the author’s personal attempt to logically extrapolate a fantasy concept like psionics. Since psionics don’t actually exist, there’s no need to take it too seriously. If you find anything unreasonable in the story... Don’t ask. The answer is 0Votes21.8kRecs73.7kFans

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This book is also known as "This Race Is Clearly Super Powerful Yet Seems Excessively Idiotic," "What Happens When a Brainy Person Runs into a Space Opera," and "The Correct Way for a Psychic Civilization to Develop its Tech Tree." This book only presents the author's personal logical deduction of the fantasy setting of psychic energy. Since psychic energy does not actually exist, please do not take it too seriously. If you find anything unreasonable in the book... Don't ask. The answer is psychic energy. Psychic energy explains everything. The swarm of bees ravaged the galaxy. Through the combined efforts of numerous civilizations within the galaxy, the bloodthirsty and brutal swarm was finally suppressed. Planets teeming with worker bees were blasted into meteorite belts by colossi. When a colossal planet-destroying colossus appeared above the swarm's home planet, which had long since been transformed into a swarm's nest, the swarm's defeat was inevitable. At this critical moment of annihilation, the swarm's overlord, with its immense psychic energy piercing through spacetime, sacrificed itself to summon a great being to save the swarm from its impending doom. And so, someone in the solar system was inexplicably conscripted…

7 这 These Players Are All Slimes 这群玩家都是史莱姆啊 Somebodya某某aLight Novel1.9M WordsCompleted Lu Fan has transmigrated! And he is a good-for-nothing Demon King whose level rises incredibly slowly! Fortunately, he has a summoning System that can summon players to serve as residents of his territory. But the problem is, why are all these players slimes? Everyone is welcome to come and play. 0Votes26.2kRecs57.6kFans

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(My new book, "Senior Sisters, Stay Away From Me," has been released. Feel free to check it out!) Lu Fan has transmigrated! He's also a useless demon king who levels up incredibly slowly! Fortunately, he has a summoning system that allows him to summon players to serve as residents of his territory. But the problem is, why are all these players slimes?! Group number: 939667024 Welcome to play!

8 我EN I Really Didn't Target the Mages 我真没针对法爷 One Key in Ten Years十年一键Gaming2.7M WordsCompleted Ten years after transmigrating. [You killed 1 Mana-Burst Frog. Total Mana-Burst Frogs killed: 164,250.] [Your spell resistance has increased to 100%.] By the pond, Roger rubs his aching lower back and mutters: “Finally... I think I've gotten just a tiny bit stronger.” This is a fantasy wasteland world that has been repeatedly nuked into submission by nineteenth-circle spells. Roger transmigrated here with the [Wandering Hero] class template. He has only one wish: To grow just a little strong 0Votes306.5kRecs1.3MFans

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Traveling to ten years in the future. You have killed 1 Magic Exploding Frog, bringing your total number of Magic Exploding Frogs killed to 164,250. Your spell resistance has been increased to 100%. Roger, standing by the pool, rubbed his aching lower back and muttered to himself: "Finally... It seems to have become a little bit stronger." This is a fantastical wasteland world that has been repeatedly pacified by nineteen-ring spells. Roger arrived from another world carrying the [Hidden Hero] class template. He had only one wish: Get a little stronger every day before the real catastrophe erupts.

9 万 Dream Makers of Ten Thousand Worlds 万界圆梦师 Cotton-Coat Guard棉衣卫Infinite Myriad Worlds3.1M WordsCompleted Client: “I want to get Bu Jingyun’s Kylin Arm.” Dream Maker: “No problem. Your dream is my mission. Even if it means making the whole world our enemy, we’ll help you make it come true.” Client: “But I don’t want to make the whole world my enemy.” Dream Maker: “We’ll help you…” … Top Dream Maker Li Xiaobai solemnly reminds everyone: Your dreams are more important than your life, so never make a wish lightly. What if it comes true one day? This is the story of an emotionless wishing machine that 25Votes785.2kRecs976.6kFans

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Customer: "I want to get Bu Jingyun's Qilin Arm." Dream Fulfiller: "No problem. Your dream is my mission. Even if it means going against the whole world, we will help you achieve it." Customer: "But I don't want to be at odds with the whole world." Dream interpreter: "We'll help you..." Top dream fulfiller Li Xiaobai solemnly reminds the public: Your dreams are more important than your life, so never make wishes casually, what if they come true one day? This is a story about a heartless wish-granting machine that travels through countless worlds and uses any means necessary to help every customer realize their dreams! QQ Group: 925016531

10 这 This Really Is the Sharingan 这真是写轮眼 Bamboo Raccoon at the Foot of the Mountain山下竹狸Light Novel1.0M WordsCompleted “Big brother, big brother, why are there three commas spinning in your eyes?” “They're not commas. They're tomoe!” “Tomoe?! Cool! Could this be the legendary...” The little girl's eyes shone with longing and anticipation. “That's right, this is the legendary...” Xiao Yang lifted his chin slightly, looking very pleased with himself. “The Evil King's True Eye!” The little girl answered with convic 2Votes133.2kRecs192.1kFans

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(My new book, "The Wise Man Yearns for a Comfortable Life," has been released. Please support it and help me save it QAQ) "Big brother, big brother, why are there three commas moving in your eyes?" "No, this isn't a comma, it's a magatama!" "A magatama?! Cool! Could this be the legendary..." The little girl's eyes sparkled with anticipation and longing. "That's right, this is the legendary..." Xiao Yang raised his head slightly, looking smug. "The Evil King's True Eye!" The little girl answered confidently. "Who told you this is the Evil King's True Eye!" (╯°Д°)╯┻━┻ "Big brother, are you really not the Evil King's True Eye?" "What the hell is this Evil King's True Eye?! I'm the Naruto Ninja!" Postscript: This is the story of Xiao Yang, who transmigrates with a Naruto system and unexpectedly enters a "strange" club. There's no need to worry about a harem aspect, as this book won't involve that. The original title of this book was "I'm Really a Naruto," featuring a system, transmigration, and humorous commentary; even those who haven't watched Naruto can understand it.

11 我 I Definitely Won't Look at the Bullet Comments 我才不会看到弹幕呢 Liu Liang刘悢Light Novel495k WordsCompleted Everyone is the protagonist of their own life. But what would you do if one day you discovered that your life seemed to be an anime, and people watching it were posting comments? [First!] [Top 100!] [Screenshotting this for my wallpaper!] [Hands off my waifu!] [To the guy calling her your waifu, I've read your waifu's doujinshi. You're not the protagonist!] [Where can I find the doujinshi? Isn't this a new anime? And it doesn't even have a manga! Someone upstairs, send me the cloud drive link!] 0Votes37.1kRecs59.9kFans

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Everyone is the protagonist of their own life, but what if one day you discover that your life seems like an anime, and someone is even commenting while watching? How would you react? [Number 1!] [Top 100!] [Screenshot for desktop wallpaper!] [You're not allowed to look at my wife!] [Hey, you talking about your wife, I've seen your wife's doujinshi, and you're not the main character!] Where can I find the doujinshi? Isn't this a new anime? And it's a new anime without a manga? Please share the link above! [Upstairs, there's no comic but there's a novel. Based on the illustrations, doujinshi artists have already drawn their own versions, and I do unspeakable things every night!] What are these words floating in front of me? I have absolutely no idea! The book club number is 581150831. Many people are pressuring me to cross-dress, but I will try my best to prevent them from succeeding.

12 轮EN Reincarnation Paradise 轮回乐园 That One Mosquito那一只蚊子Light Novel14.5M WordsOngoing Su Xiao signs a reincarnation contract and enters various worlds to carry out missions. He has witnessed a world collapse into dust, and fought with blade in hand against a forgotten king. Dark ravens whisper, while colossal beasts roar beneath the Black Abyss. Welcome to the Reincarnation Paradise… 1.4kVotes15MRecs7.7MFans

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Su Xiao signed a reincarnation contract and entered various worlds to carry out missions. He has witnessed a world crumble into dust, and he has fought with blades against forgotten kings. Ravens whisper, and beasts roar from the abyss. Welcome to the Paradise of Reincarnation...

13 我 I’ve Been Put on Autopilot by the System 我被系统托管了 Mu Heng木恒Sci-Fi3.2M WordsCompleted He had a System, but no body. Fang Ning, a chronic procrastinator in the final stages of his condition, began his journey of self-redemption (scraping by to survive). If you have any feedback for the author, please join the group. 0Votes634.3kRecs515.7kFans

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With the system in hand, but his body gone, Fang Ning, a chronic procrastinator, embarks on a path of self-redemption (a path of barely surviving). Discussion group number for the work: 294035360 VIP Group Number: My V IP group has been managed by the system. Group chat number: 726249167 If you have any comments or suggestions, please join the group to contact the author.

14 明 Arknights Is Way Too Realistic 明日方舟也太真实了吧 Fengfeng Sauce风风酱Light Novel3.1M WordsCompleted What? You want to know if Arknights really exists? When Miss Wang's giant hammer is just 0.01 centimeters from my head, I can tell you with full responsibility that the world of Arknights really does exist. Zima: “What a disgrace. Get off the battlefield right now!” Xia Feng: “No, I'm not leaving.” Zima: “Why not?” Xia Feng: “I'm neither a knight of Rhodes Island nor a Doctor. If you ask me why, well, it's because I have no sanity.” (A story about a hopelessly unlucky guy who can't pull Little L 0Votes122.2kRecs119.4kFans

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What? You're asking me if Arknights really exists? When Ms. Wang's hammer was only 0.01 Centimeters away from my head, I can tell you with certainty that the world of Arknights truly exists. Winter: "Disgraceful! Get out of the battlefield right now!" Xia Feng: "No, I'm not leaving." Winter: "Why?" Xia Feng: "I am neither a knight of the Ark nor a Doctor. If you ask me why, well, it's because I have no reason." (This is the story of an unlucky player who can't get the Little Sheep character and keeps jumping back and forth between the Terra world and the real world.) Fengfeng & Book Club: 769285357 VIP members who have subscribed to the full book can join the group: 1021109597 (fan value verification required).

15 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 114Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Aaaaaah, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632