All the gods and Buddhas have never thought of...
They tried all their tricks and shed blood, but in the end they let a reckless man succeed.
Some people were indignant and said that there were no heroes, so they called Shuzi to become famous.
There are also people who are convinced that his achievements as King of Heaven are worthy of his persistence.
But Wang Wen himself said that he really just wanted to have fun at the beginning!
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"Brother, why do we become adventurers?"
"The bounty for a goblin is three silver coins."
"No, you misunderstood me, man, I mean the ultimate goal of our business, what's the point of working hard all day long?"
"One goblin, three silver coins."
"..."
"Three silver coins."
"Okay, here is a mission to clean up the goblin lair, you..."
"Charge!"
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Elements: [Bottom Adventurer], [Hodgepodge World View], [Pseudo DND]
"It's you!"
The master of martial arts who entered the inn suddenly changed his face, and his face turned ashen immediately.
"I didn't expect that I would fall into the hands of you, the imperial eagle dog, today!"
Li Miao picked up a piece of beef with chopsticks, took a sip of wine, and waved his hand.
"I don't have time to talk to you. It's off duty time now. The imperial eagle dog also has a personal life, okay?"
"I only work eight hours a day."
The ancient dynasty has exhausted its vitality, but it has strangely continued to live for two hundred years.
There are many taboos in the secular world.
Don't break the ban, and you will die if you break the ban!
Read the almanac before going out and keep in mind today's taboos.
Countless weird things are hidden at the base of the city walls, under the temples, in the countryside, in the mountains and swamps...
Outside Qihetai Town, there was a beautiful snail girl, a former princess who had lost her memory, a skilled barber, and an enthusiastic and thoughtful salesman, but Xu Yuan did not dare to patronize any of them.
Until Xu Yuan became a "fate cultivator" and had his first destiny, named "One hundred no taboos"!
Life cultivation, spiritual cultivation, literature cultivation, martial arts cultivation, Dharma cultivation, alchemy cultivation, craftsmanship cultivation, among the seven gates and nine-level monks, fate cultivation is the first!
The mysterious swords scattered across the earth are waiting for their world-famous sword master.
Who can understand the miraculous menopause that has been passed down through the ages?
There are people hiding in the hundreds of buildings in Chang'an who can raise fire and swallow the sun. In the Central Plains, there are huge and decadent millennium-old families. In the north, the deserted people are sharpening their swords in silence and fierce fighting. In the south, the countries in the south are singing, dancing and fighting each other...
And above the distant Qingming, a pair of blue eyes covering the world are slowly opening.
Pei Ye raised his head and pulled out the long sword from his belly: "Taiyi True Dragon Immortal Lord... Let us see who is whose food."
The old man: "Do you want to take revenge?"
The young man: "I have been repeatedly insulted by strong men and treated as rubbish by my master. How could I not want to take revenge?"
The old man touched the young man's head and sighed: "Good boy, let me teach you my skills. "Okay."
The young man said in surprise: "Senior! How can this be done?"
The old man stretched out his hand: "Give me your phone."
The young man looked at the changes on the phone and said in shock: "Senior! Where does this century-old skill come from?" "
The old man smiled slightly: "Good boy, this is your backup skill in heaven. You can use it whenever you need it urgently. Don't be insulted again."
The young man frowned: "Isn't this a magic loan? I'm afraid..."
Old man: "Heaven is a big platform. New users can borrow a century-old skill to get 30 days interest-free. The daily interest rate is as low as half a day's skill, which is more than what you spent in a week."
...
Zhang Yu snorted coldly and turned off the advertisement above.
Coming to Hogwarts from a low-demon world,
Moon was originally just a half-hearted spiritual awakener with no talent.
But in this magic school, he received the best magic education.
...
Curses Professor Flitwick: Scarlet, what I teach you is magic duel, not a downgrade attack.
Herbal Medicine Professor Sprout: Scarlet, I think you are more suitable to be a judge in the herbal medicine competition than to be the judge in person.
Transfiguration Professor McGonagall: Moon, I am asking you to study transfiguration, but I am not asking you to transform into something that does not exist in the world!
Potions Professor Snape: You must have more potion ingredients, bring them, bring them all, this is the future of potions!
Dumbledore: Moon Scarlet, what is your secret?
Voldemort: No, I should live forever! Should rule the world! How could he be his sparring partner!
...
When Moon graduated from Hogwarts, the Dark Lord had mysteriously disappeared.
And facing the magical war in another world.
Moon has only one attitude:
Should you end the war on your own, or should I end it for you?
...
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This book is also called "From the World of Wizardry to Hogwarts"
The book is also called "Hogwarts: I Know Everyone's Magical Powers"
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the world was in chaos.
Although the emperor is the supreme emperor, he has no real capacity to be the emperor. He has many political responsibilities and his power belongs to the public family.
Eunuchs disrupted the government, nobles stole the country, powerful men and powerful men arose, and factions fought endlessly.
There are barbarians and barbarians peeping outside, and there are natural disasters and epidemics running rampant inside. How can the people deserve it?
The struggle for supremacy among the Three Kingdoms is indeed dazzling, but the world is already full of empty houses!
The Han Dynasty can be destroyed, but the world cannot be destroyed.
As a time traveler, Wei Zhe said he was under a lot of pressure.
But no matter how difficult it is, he still has to split this turbid world, so that the five chaos and splendor will no longer exist, the old and the weak will have their lives, and women and children will live...
Luo Yun never thought that he would get lucky, let alone the day when he would really become a human being. Since he came to the New World and became a fire dragon, his goal is to survive in this world!
But as time went by, he discovered that even a high-niche species like the fire dragon had its limits, so Luo Yun could only charge higher!
[Acceleration][Hercules][Fire][Rizhao][Ending Place]......
Male Fire Dragon, Silver Fire Dragon, Radiant World Dragon
Relying on the possibility of evolution, one day he will become independent from the ecological chain - the existence called [Taboo]!
The gods have ended their wars long ago, and have spread their divine paths to the world, transcending the order.
Under the protection of the five righteous sects, the human era entered the Three Kingdoms era from the Warring States Period.
When the Three Kingdoms of Qian, Li, and Jing were first established, the god of heavenly craftsman named [Fuxi] came from the outside world. A steam and wonders swept the world, and a new era wave began to set off. Twelve golden men, flesh and blood laboratories, mechanical Buddhas, reincarnation skynets, demon stars, strange realms, ascension rituals, secret medicine formulas, gifts from foreign gods, ruins of chaos...
In Wanfu City, a city with simple folk customs and mixed people, Li Yu woke up after listening to the "Cai Ren Song" and found that he was forced to become the "Son of the Forbidden God". He decided to change the mysterious butcher shop he inherited into a private restaurant.
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Generally speaking, Li Wuxiang would perform minor maintenance on himself every six months or every five thousand miles.
The main projects are epidermal maintenance and internal organ renovation. Depending on the actual situation, we will see whether to add oil and body fluids.
When painting the skin, you must pay attention to the materials used, otherwise the skin will explode or have small cracks in extreme weather conditions.
When refurbishing the internal organs, I still use bamboo paper. Although I have overtaken my ancestors, I still focus on nostalgia and not forgetting my roots.
Replenishing things with each passing year, repairing the old and making it look new again, this is the way to live forever.
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[Traditional fantasy, knights, sword and magic (not upgrading), daily life in the territory (not farming), slow pace]
Order collapsed in the coming chaos, and the rolling iron hooves brought the disasters of the past. Souls that do not belong to this era open their eyes again: castles, towers, blades and magic, desires and disasters, the Card of Neti awakens the fate of the past, and the end is approaching silently...
In 1572 AD, there were still 72 years before the fall of the Ming Dynasty and the destruction of the country.
At this time, the Japanese pirates were rampant in the southeast, the Tatars in the northwest were knocking on the pass, local annexations were becoming more and more serious, the military and government were exhausted and the people were in poverty, and Emperor Longqing had just passed away.
At this time, Shi Yue traveled back to the Wanli Emperor Zhu Yijun who had not been in court for thirty years.
The good news is that Zhu Yijun has not yet ascended the throne.
There was no time to harm the government.
The bad news is that Zhu Yijun has not yet ascended the throne.
Feng Bao, the chief minister of rites, wanted to be the spokesperson for imperial power.
Gao Gong, the chief minister, wanted to strengthen the cabinet by evading the emperor.
The second assistant, Zhang Juzheng, focused on implementing the new law.
The only hope was that his biological mother, Mrs. Li, would always make him kneel down and force him to write edicts of sin.
…
The collapsing building is right in front of you, with the central swords and shadows intertwining from all sides.
If you receive bad luck from your country, you will be the king of the world. Now that I have ascended the throne, in this world, if I don't come to save, who will?
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The steam airships that dominate the sky drop countless bombs, annihilating the whispers under the abyss of the sea.
The space station in synchronous orbit fell apart and shattered the evil distortion hidden in the darkness.
Bend your knees in repentance before the twisted statue, lick the bloody wounds, and eliminate the evil miracles caused by suffering.
I wandered between illusion and reality, transformed into the world's most feared nightmare, tasted nightmares called taboos, and finally headed towards the end of all reincarnations - the other side.
"Father, if I say that I can bring out things in artificial dreams, does that sound wrong?"
"Child, I also had some wonderful dreams about fighting when I was young. When I woke up, I took my son out. This is a normal and healthy sign..." Across the black gauze curtain of the confession booth, the priest's mechanical eye flashed dangerous red, and the electromagnetic gun covered by the black robe slightly raised its muzzle.
"You may have misunderstood me..." The young man stood up and opened the curtains. The neon rainy night outside the window suddenly changed, turning into a steam airship, a huge ancient dragon, and countless aberrant monsters.
The man smiled and said: "I can really bring it out."
Underneath daily life, at the end of reason, beyond the world you are familiar with - there is a scenery you have never imagined.
When Yu Sheng opened the door for the first time, the world he was familiar with collapsed.
And the "truth" that goes straight to the root of the world is coming.
Because Rhodes was playing with his mobile phone while walking up the stairs, he accidentally stepped on the air and fell down, and traveled to the world of Fairy Tail.
He discovered that he had the ability to summon various wild monsters in the League of Legends, and learned to receive magic.
But this is not the point. The point is that among a group of reckless people, there is a person who likes to make plans.
Some people say that he will definitely become the next guild president.
But Rhodes knew that becoming the president of Fairy Tail meant writing endless letters of apology and signing endless compensation forms.
Rhodes made up his mind: I don't want to be the president!
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