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1 身 As a Villain, I Really Can't Get Any Stronger Little Little Little Little Little Little FeiLight Novel2.4M WordsCompleted 0Votes21.5kRecs216.9kFans

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How many years will it take to take away a nun's purity by not very serious means? Looking at the nun lying in front of him, Ron had to think about this issue very seriously! "Beautiful nun, please rest assured, I have no interest in polluting your soul!"

2 这 What a Vile Paladin! One Liang of Yellow HumorLight Novel1.6M WordsCompleted 0Votes166.4kRecs413.5kFans

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The most disdainful Paladin in history! Turbid light! Holy sin! Blasphemous people! Disrespectful! Wright has many familiar titles in the Holy Light Church. Angel: "The goddess tells us to prevent fire, theft, and light!" Evil God: "Can you please stop pressing me when you are gathering wool?" Evil Dragon: "Not only did he extort money from me, he also kidnapped my precious daughter!" Devil: "Hell is still too kind and innocent for Mr. Wright!" However, this man, who was regarded as a thorn in the flesh by the Goddess of Holy Light, became the strongest Paladin who made the whole world tremble! ! Wright: "Do you believe in light?"

3 我 My Stand-In Is Steve Moonlit AzureLight Novel6.2M WordsOngoing 687Votes517.2kRecs1MFans

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"Kid, do you know what this is?" Thanos raised his golden glove, and the six infinity stones shone with pleated light: "I will snap my fingers, and you will turn into dust in the wind." "Dad doesn't believe it." Fang Mo, who was wearing the Infinity Suit, slowly shook his head, pointing the Universal Sword in his hand directly at Thanos' shiny purple head: "Don't talk about the Infinity Stones today, even the Heart of the Universe can't save your life!" "Do you know what this is? This is the Taoist Jade!" Uchiha Madara stood in mid-air and laughed wildly: "It is the strongest spear and the strongest shield. There is nothing it cannot destroy!" "You've really never seen anything hard before..." Fang Mo smiled grimly and took out a piece of bedrock: "Do you dare to touch it!?" "Is this... The Philosopher's Stone?" Edward stared blankly at the red crystal in front of him: "Can it ignore the law of equivalent exchange?" "Well, in a sense, it can only be regarded as the basis of equivalent exchange." Fang Mo touched the portable transformation table in his hand: "But if you want it, I can consider giving you a set." … When the fourth natural disaster encountered the mysterious island module, this cube man finally began to bring disaster to the world. (To reiterate, the substitute is Steve, the protagonist of Minecraft, not Captain America. This is an MC article...

4 恶 The Evil Dragon: The Baby Dragon I Rescued Wants to Be an Empress The Evil Dragon Is GoneLight Novel1.7M WordsCompleted 6Votes70.9kRecs390.3kFans

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"I turned into a young dragon and was captured and raised by an evil dragon. As we spent more and more time together, I noticed that the way the evil dragon looked at me gradually became strange. He seemed to... Raise me as his wife!" Princess Lucia, who had become a young dragon, tremblingly wrote down her findings in a notebook. The evil dragon Lance has recently become obsessed with wanting the little dragon he picked up to call him "Dad".

5 火 Naruto: I, a Villain Template, Am Revered as the Savior I Love to ReasonLight Novel712k WordsCompleted 0Votes22.8kRecs242.8kFans

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Land of RainWorld War IIGroup PortraitsThe Naruto You Have Never Seen The five major countries started a war, and the Rain Country gradually died. It wasn't until that person walked out of the rain that the great nation knew the fear of being dominated. "The reason why people are unfortunate is that they are in this despicable world and are troubled by despicability, and even their own words and deeds have to become despicable." Tsukimi Liyunchuan looked down at the ant-like ninja coalition at his feet, and softly said with pity in his blue eyes: "You will not experience any pain, but will die peacefully like straw." [Mastered templates: Carnage (Marvel), Blackbeard (Pirates), Menma Uzumaki (Naruto), Herzog (Dragon), Aizen (Death), Black Death Mou (Demon Slayer), Ryoken Sunuo (Curse)...] ◎ "Hanzo, the boss told me that pulling out the teeth of kindness is weakness, and forcing kindness on others is malice." Yahiko pointed the sword in his hand directly at Hanzo and said in a deep voice: "You are weak now and have lost the faith you once had. Retreat." "Jiraiya, you can only say some beautiful words and put your hope in the son of prophecy, but you can't change anything." Facing Jiraiya's question, Nagato said calmly: "Brother is a beacon that lights up the corner. If you show your ugliness, you call him a devil." "Naruto! I will never hand you over to that guy!" Sasuke looked at the two figures stepping on the ruins of Konoha and said sternly: "Even if you break your bones, I will bring you back!"

6 他 The More They Oppose Me, the More It Proves I'm Right Metal RaindropsLight Novel1.5M WordsCompleted 35Votes135.4kRecs1.1MFans

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"The more the Holy See supports me, the more it means I am doing the right thing. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it means I am doing the right thing." "If even the heretics praise me, it proves that I did the right thing. If the heretics don't say a word, it shows that I did something impeccable!" "If the Holy See opposes me, it means that they have all degenerated into evil heretics. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it means that I have done the right thing."​ In 681, Ansu, the youngest Pope in the history of the Holy See, was crowned Holy Pope. He delivered a speech and gave important instructions for the subsequent de-deification work. Pope Anzu emphasized: "And now both the Holy See and heretics are against me, which just shows that I am on the right path!" 685 Years. "It's not that the evil god can't be summoned, but it's more cost-effective to choose him to take the stage." Sylvia, the former Saint of the Demon Tribe, commented this way. As soon as these remarks came out, they instantly aroused the attention of all walks of life - the large-scale documentary "The Legend of Pope Anzu" will continue to be broadcast for you. —— This is the story of a top evil player speeding through a fantasy world.

7 美 American Comics: What Could Batman Possibly Be Up To? Mr. SkeletonInfinite Myriad Worlds4.3M WordsOngoing 131Votes179.1kRecs396.1kFans

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Chen Tao never expected that even if he traveled through time, he would actually become Batman himself. As we all know, Batman is extremely smart, has extraordinary wisdom, and has extraordinary fighting skills. But - what does all this have to do with me, a time traveler? Oh! It's okay, I can inherit Batman's power and memories...? ! ? Wait, why are they all parallel universe versions? In Metropolis, the Justice League lies on the ground in front of the Dark Lord Darkseid. Warn! "Superman's broken cape", "Wonder Woman's broken shield", and "Green Lantern's damaged Green Lantern ring" have been detected...] "Damn it." Chen Tao looked at the sky speechlessly: "Is it possible that I, the mighty Batman, can only make a living by picking up the corpses of my teammates?" The next second, he picked up the things skillfully and quickly, and then... [Already possessing Wonder Woman's..."Unmerciful Iron Fist" has been loaded! [Already possessing Green Lantern's..."Light of Dawn" has been loaded! … Bat Mage, Hearthunter, Bat Tyrant, Dark Father, Red Death, Devastator, Drowned Soul, Manisto... As there are more and more parallel universe versions of Batman that Chen Tao can transform into, a rumor has spread in the Justice League: "You said Batman, he won't take action until all his teammates lie down."

8 不 You Can't Take Away My Citizenship Poor XixiLight Novel3.3M WordsCompleted 886Votes500.6kRecs2.5MFans

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"She was originally a demon. How could she be led evil after meeting a human like me? Those critics always say some ridiculous things." In 1798, during an interview with a reporter, Cardinal Ranchi was asked about his past with the exiled princess of the last descendant of the demon clan, as well as the recent signs of the demon clan's recovery. He said: "I have made too many efforts to safeguard world peace. I am convinced that under her leadership, the demon clan will never be able to return to the country." … In the winter of 1802, the demons successfully restored their country. [Based on the above materials, please identify who is the main war criminal who led to the return of the demons, and explain why it is Lan Qi. (10 Points)] ——Selected from "Classic Collection of Imperial History Unified Examination Questions"