A Unified Collection of Face-Slapping Stories

1 我 I Really Don't Want to Be a Heavenly Master Half a Volume of FragmentsMystery & Supernatural2.4M WordsCompleted 0Votes148.8kRecs449.5kFans

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He looked up at the beams on the roof of his old house, which were said to be golden nanmu. He lowered his head and looked at the sight. This was said to be a system passed down from his ancestors. Lian Ge couldn't help but fall into deep thinking. Isn't my family an ancestral magic stick? Now this is... An ancestral magic stick?

2 平 The Unremarkable Senior Brother Night Veiling the SkyLight Novel1.7M WordsCompleted 5Votes4MRecs4.2MFans

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Lu Changsheng felt very sad. Travel through the world of Xianxia and have a protagonist's face. His extraordinary temperament captivates all sentient beings. Breaking through the realm can attract strange phenomena from heaven and earth. Reciting a poem will startle the world's literati. A few random quotes from the Tao Te Ching, Zhuangzi, and Huang Ting Jing will cause flowers to fall from the sky, thousands of feet of rays of light, and mythical beasts to offer auspicious gifts. Go out and practice casually. The mount will come to you uninvited, and the magic weapon will appear every ten steps. However, under this setting. Lu Changsheng couldn't believe that he was mediocre in cultivation. This book is also known as "Obviously the protagonist is set up, but he is a waste of practice", "Why am I so handsome and such a scumbag in practice, and you are so ugly and so good in practice", "I don't want to live this handsome life for a day" The new book "Do Some People Really Think It's Difficult to Cultivate Immortality?" Has been released!

3 天 Splendid Tang Young Master XuHistorical15.7M WordsOngoing 125Votes1.4MRecs760.5kFans

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Time travel is a very interesting thing, but when Fang Jun time travels to the Tang Dynasty senior with the same name who is covered in green light, he feels that life is not good at all...

4 我 All My Disciples Are Great Villains Making a Living, Drifting Like a ReedEastern Fantasy4.4M WordsCompleted 21Votes1.3MRecs2.7MFans

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When Lu Zhou woke up, he became the most powerful and oldest evil master in the world, and he had nine disciples who were full of evil and powerful in the world. The eldest disciple, the leader of the Nether Sect, has thousands of demons under his command, and the second disciple, the Sword Demon, starts killing people whenever they disagree... Without any cultivation, how to train these villains? The eldest disciple Yu Zhenghai said: "I am invincible in this life. No one can take advantage of me except Master and him." Seventh Disciple Si Wuya: "Unless Master dies, we will have trouble sleeping and eating!" … Ninth Disciple Yuan'er: "I will definitely remember Master's words and be a good person." Group 586414482, Group 2 444133211, Group V 1059766128 (requires fan value greater than 2000) are welcome to chat and spank. The introduction is weak. Please read the content.

5 烂 The Fate of the Rotten Persimmon Tree Such a HassleCultivation3.3M WordsCompleted 183Votes4.1MRecs3.5MFans

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The leaves of the chess game beside Lanke have fallen, and there is no one playing chess among the old trees. Tianyuan Yizi was so excited that he looked back at the boundless mountains and seas … When he woke up, Ji Yuan became a half-blind beggar in a dilapidated mountain temple. A real man's sword and a magic stick's mouth are the foundation for Ji Yuan to gain a foothold in this terrifying world. General group number: 563767909 VIP verification group number: 1071336169 (full order screenshot required)

6 从 The Strongman Who Walked Out of a Psychiatric Hospital Xin FengEastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted 0Votes342.7kRecs569.3kFans

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Qingshan Mental Hospital is full of talented people. Lin Fan: I am definitely not a psychopath. I am a normal person who likes to practice. Usually I just touch the sockets, climb on the high-voltage box, and stand on the rooftop during thunderous weather to perform a stick dance for God. Old Dean Qingshan: My child, if you have something to say, please speak it carefully and don't be impulsive. Hospital Director Li: You also said that you are not a mental patient. Evil creature: I'm just passing by, don't eat me. Patient Lao Zhang: Lin Fan, I am lonely, I am lonely...

7 从 Starting Today, I Won’t Be a Demonic Overlord Early Nascent SoulEastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted 0Votes55.6kRecs205.2kFans

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"Congratulations to the host for becoming the leader of the Demon Cult and successfully activating the Great Demon System." "Issuing a mission: Kill Lin Chong, the ninth great virtuous man of Tai'an County, and be rewarded with 1,000 demon points!" "Dog system, you are dreaming, I will never kill innocent people indiscriminately!!" "If the mission fails, the host will be struck by lightning for one minute!" Wang Dong was bathed in the thunder light, with a smile on his face, and the "Thunder Emperor's Immortal Sutra" was taken to a higher level. … Wang Dong, a time traveler, an outer disciple of the Demon Sect. After years of struggle, he finally became the leader of the Demon Cult. During the succession ceremony, Wang Dong sat on the leader's throne. "There is something I have been holding in my heart for a long time, but I have never dared to say it because I was afraid that if I said it, I would be hacked to death. But I'm not afraid now, because I've killed everyone who tried to hack me, and I can finally say this openly and honestly—— I didn't have a choice before, now I want to be a 'good person'! "

8 回 Back in the Ming Dynasty as a Foolish Emperor Zhou ZhouHistorical2.3M WordsCompleted 1Votes212.1kRecs418.3kFans

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Traveling through the Ming Dynasty and becoming the carpenter emperor Zhu Youxiao, that one, I'm hiding behind, taking the blame and sending you to death. Book club group: 645915254 Full subscribers can manage private messages and add VIP groups. The new book "Return to the Ming Dynasty to Be a Benevolent King" has been released. Please collect it, invest in it, and vote for it!

9 这 This Doctor Understands Me Too Well Corner-Turning Kiss PigUrban445k WordsCompleted 0Votes133.8kRecs138.6kFans

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Reporter: "Hello, Dr. Yuan, as the most famous psychiatrist in the industry, what is your life manifesto?" Yuan Jia: "Work hard to improve your professional knowledge and become a good doctor who understands patients." Reporter: "Dr. Yuan, let me test you. What am I thinking about now?" Yuanjia: "I guess you're thinking about shit!" Reporter: "Disgusting!" … (This is a story about a psychological counselor who, after gaining space for learning, worked hard to improve her professional knowledge and help patients open up their troubles, is a warm daily message~) (Keywords: growth, puzzle solving, psychology)