I Really Can't Read Dumbed-Down Stories 真的看不了小白文

1 天 The Genius Club 天才俱乐部 Chengcheng and the Cicada城城与蝉Sci-Fi2.8M WordsCompleted [A work with 100,000 paid subscribers, winner of the 35th Galaxy Award for Chinese Science Fiction] “Ever since I was born, I've had the same dream every day. The same day keeps repeating itself in my dreams.” “What do you do in your dreams?” “Rob banks, blow up buildings, pick up girls, play Grand Theft Auto... They're dreams, after all, so I do all kinds of outrageous things.” “Tell me what you did last night.” “Last night was more interesting. I've been having these dreams for so long, but it 223Votes638.1kRecs5MFans

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[A work with an average daily subscription of 100,000, winning the 35th Science Fiction Galaxy Award] "Since I was born, I have had the same dream every day, in which the same day is repeated over and over again." What did you do in your dreams? "Robbing banks, bombing buildings, picking up girls, Grand Theft Auto... In short, it was all in my dreams, so naturally I did a lot of lawless things." Tell me what you did last night. "Yesterday was quite interesting. I've been dreaming for so long, and this is the first time I've ever dreamt of someone I know in real life. She was a very beautiful girl..." "Uh-huh." The police officer nodded as he took notes: "Go on, I'm listening."

3 道EN Mysterious Daoist of Madness 道诡异仙 Fox-Tail Pen狐尾的笔Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsOngoing An uncanny Heavenly Dao, strange immortals and Buddhas: are they real or false? Lost in confusion, Li Huowang cannot tell. But these aren’t the only things he can’t distinguish. He can’t even make sense of himself. He’s sick, and very seriously so. 650Votes1.8MRecs13.2MFans

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The bizarre laws of Heaven, the extraordinary immortals and Buddhas—are they real? Or are they fake? Lost in confusion, Li Huowang couldn't tell. But it wasn't just these things that he couldn't distinguish. There was also himself; he was sick, very sick.

4 人 The Path of Humans and Demons 人魔之路 Young Master Moma莫麻公子Xianxia4.4M WordsCompleted I was once a mere martial artist. I never sought immortality, only to stay alive. But in this world, I have no say in my own fate. Dying is easy; staying alive is hard. So be it: whoever stands in my way will be killed without mercy. (Note: This is a slow-burn novel. The protagonist's character will change from youthful naivete to the shrewdness of an old hand. If you prefer fast-paced power fantasies, this may not be to your taste. Stick with it through the first few dozen chapters, though, and 1Votes172.1kRecs60kFans

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I am but a humble warrior, seeking neither immortality nor survival. Alas, in this world, I am not free to choose my own destiny; to die is easy, to live is difficult. Therefore, those who block my path will be killed without mercy. (Note: This is a slow-burn novel. The protagonist's personality undergoes a transformation from youthful naiveté to seasoned maturity. Those who prefer fast-paced, exciting stories may not find this to their liking. However, if you can endure the first few dozen chapters, you're sure to be pleasantly surprised.) Group number: 824457754 (My new book, "The Curse of Lies," has been released. The premise and character designs are quite good. Feel free to check it out.)

5 凡 A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality 凡人修仙传 Wang Yu忘语Xianxia7.7M WordsCompleted An ordinary country boy accidentally joins a small local martial sect and becomes a nominal disciple. With that status, how can he establish himself in the sect? How can he, despite his mediocre talent, enter the ranks of the cultivators and make a name for himself across the Three Realms? Fellow cultivators, the new edition of the print book is now available. Feel free to purchase a copy if you’re interested. Thank you for your support! 979Votes16.2MRecs8.5MFans

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An ordinary village boy accidentally enters a small local martial arts sect and becomes a disciple. How will he, with such a background, establish himself within the sect? How will he, with mediocre talent, enter the ranks of cultivators and ultimately reign supreme in the Three Realms? Fellow Daoists, the new physical edition of the book is now available. Those who are interested can purchase it themselves. Thank you for your support!

7 长 Embers Ad Infinitum 长夜余火 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Eastern Fantasy2.8M WordsCompleted Everyone on the Gray Soil believes that somewhere deep within a ruin buried beneath danger and famine lies a road to a new world. All they need is a unique key to open the door and enter that world. There, the land is fertile, flowing with milk and honey, and the sunlight is brilliant, as if it could wash away the cold and gloom. People no longer have to face wastelands, monsters, infection, mutations, or all manner of dangers. There, children are joyful, adults are happy, and everything is wond 71Votes7.9MRecs3.6MFans

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Everyone on the gray earth believed that deep within some ruin buried in danger and famine, there was a path to a new world, and that as long as a unique key could be found to open that door, one could enter the new world. There, the land is bountiful, flowing with milk and honey; the sunshine is brilliant, seemingly washing away the cold and gloom. People no longer have to face desolation, monsters, infections, mutations, and all sorts of dangers. There, children are happy, adults are blissful, and everything is wonderful. Every antiquarian, relic hunter, and history researcher on the gray earth knows that this is the new world.

8 死EN Scripture of the Dead 死人经 Bing Lin Shen Xia冰临神下Martial Arts3.9M WordsCompleted A book of the dead, half a scripture without the Dao. I have severed a thousand heads and devoured the bones of a hundred bodies. 111Votes380.9kRecs1MFans

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A book of the dead, half a book of the Way. He beheaded a thousand men and devoured a hundred bodies.