Xianlang's Reading List for Self-Rescue 咸狼自救书单

1 恋 Falling for My Childhood Friend 恋上青梅这件事 Corner-Turning Kiss Pig转角吻猪Urban841k WordsCompleted My deskmate is a girl. She’s pretty cute, but she’s just so annoying! She steps on my feet every day, hides my water bottle, pinches me, and tells my mom I sleep in class. And the worst part is, she sticks to me like glue and I can’t shake her off. We’re even in the same class at university?? Great Zhihu users, help me out here. What can I do to teach her a lesson? … “How about trying to confess to her?” Keywords: childhood friends, romance, everyday life, writing, adorable pets 26Votes193.4kRecs517.9kFans

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My deskmate is a girl, and she's pretty, but she's so annoying! She steps on my feet every day, hides my water bottle, pinches me, and tells my mom I sleep in class. The worst part is, she's like a piece of chewing gum that I can't shake off. And she's even in the same class as me in college?! Dear friends, please give me some advice on how to treat her! "Why don't you try confessing your feelings to her?" —— Keywords: childhood sweethearts, romance, daily life, writing, cute pets

4 第 The First Sequence 第一序列 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban2.9M WordsCompleted On the wasteland, human civilization clings to survival. One bastion after another rises from the ground, yet order continues to collapse. Some say that when disaster strikes, the human spirit is our first line of defense against danger. Some say, “Don’t let the sorrows of the age become your own.” Others say, “I’ll make my sorrow the sorrow of this age.” This time, it’s a new story. After the cataclysm, at last, the light. 100Votes7.5MRecs6.8MFans

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On the wasteland, human civilization managed to survive. Barriers rose up one after another, but order continued to crumble. Some say that when disaster strikes, mental fortitude is humanity's first line of defense against danger. Some say, "Don't let the tragedy of the times become your tragedy." Some say, "I want my sorrow to become the sorrow of this era." This is a new story. Having survived the catastrophe, we finally see the light.

6 地EN Earthlings are Too Ferocious! 地球人实在太凶猛了 Reclining Ox Real Person卧牛真人Sci-Fi5.6M WordsCompleted It’s not easy for a young seedling to grow, so it needs the care of all you brothers and sisters. This fresh-faced newcomer, Little Ox, humbly asks for your support. I’ll bring the fearless spirit of a newborn calf and work hard, giving it everything I’ve got! Fifty years ago, Longcheng transmigrated to another world. A lone, battle-hardened army raised the banner of Earth’s civilizat 4Votes655.9kRecs813.4kFans

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My new book has been released: "The Moment I Emerged from the Emperor's Banner, I Became the Lord of the Past." Seedlings don't grow easily and need the care of all brothers and sisters. The tender newcomer, Little Cow, earnestly requests everyone's support. Little Cow will definitely show the fearless spirit of a newborn calf, work hard, and do everything in its power! Fifty years ago, Dragon City was transported to another world. The lone, iron-willed army, holding high the banner of Earth's civilization, faced a terrifying surge from another dimension. Fifty years later, Meng Chao is reborn and discovers that he can become stronger by making contributions. Meng Chao swore that at first he simply wanted to make a small contribution to society, but he never expected to turn Earthlings into... Punching monsters, stepping on demons, tearing apart ancient gods, suppressing other worlds, and conquering stars. This is too ferocious! My long-running novel, "Cultivation for Forty Thousand Years," with tens of millions of words and tens of thousands of subscriptions, and my exquisite long-running novel, "Overwhelming Spiritual Energy," with three million words, are both incredibly fast and have impeccable character. Welcome to my fandom! The animated series "Starfield 40,000 Years" is adapted from the science fiction novel "Cultivation 40,000 Years" by author Wo Niu. The first three episodes will premiere on October 4th! It will be exclusively streamed on Tencent Video every Tuesday at 10 AM, with VIP members getting a 2-episode head start! New book group: 1035965897

12 我 I Really Didn't Mean to Become a Trainer 我真没想当训练家啊 Beichuan Nanhai北川南海Light Novel3.0M WordsCompleted Standing before you now is the chairman of Devon Corporation, the creator of Team Rainbow Rocket, the master of type matchups, and the champion of the Pokémon World Championships… Legendary Trainer Lu Ye recalled his first livestream and let out a deep sigh. “You might not believe this, but at first, all I wanted was to reach one hundred thousand subscribers and show my face.” “I just wanted to make a little money and start out as a gaming content creator.” “I really never wanted to become a 36Votes835.2kRecs1.2MFans

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Standing before you now is— Devon Corporation board of directors, creator of Team Rainbow Rocket, master of reverse attributes, world championship champion... Legendary trainer Lu Ye sighed deeply as he recalled his first live stream. "You might not believe it, but my initial wish was simply to reach 100,000 subscribers and show my face." "I just want to make some money, starting as a gaming content creator." "I really didn't want to be a trainer!" This book is also known as: *A Teenage Trainer Doesn't Dream of the Sinnoh Champion*, *Cynthia Wants Me to Confess*, *Becoming a World Champion Starts with Being a Streamer*... [A fusion of worldviews: parallel worlds + anime and game settings + special episodes] Keywords: Pokémon, Pocket Monsters, Pokémon, Pokémon Special Episode

16 王 Ace Evolution 王牌进化 Juantu卷土Infinite Myriad Worlds4.3M WordsCompleted A young man with three identities: wage slave, murderer, and college student! Cadillacs and Dinosaurs, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, KOF, Knights of the Round, Shadow Force, Street Fighter… The arcade games you know and love have become prerequisites for survival! Yashichiro Raging Storm brutally slaughters Mai Shiranui; Heaven and Earth Throw takes out Li Dian. The only limit is what you haven’t thought of yet! One day, when you walk down a flight of stairs, you might unknowingly step into 7Votes2.1MRecs534.4kFans

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A teenager with three identities: a migrant worker, a murderer, and a college student! Cadillacs and Dinosaurs, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, King of Fighters, Knights of the Round, Ninja Gaiden, Street Fighter... The arcade games you're familiar with have become prerequisites for survival! The Eight Maidens brutally murdered Mai Shiranui, and the Heaven and Earth Reversal killed Li Dian. There's nothing we can't imagine! On some unknown day, as you descend the stairs, you might inadvertently step into this arcade nightmare.

17 惊 Thriller Paradise 惊悚乐园 Three Days, Two Sleeps三天两觉Gaming4.9M WordsCompleted This is a game that transcends dimensions. It is also a race in pursuit of truth. An unknown seal, a wager with ghosts and gods… The struggle of data, the salvation of humanity… In that virtual world connected to reality, consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, cast away your fear. Cast away your selfish distractions, questions, and distrust… Liberate your mind. Welcome to the Thriller Paradise. The physical edition of “Thril 253Votes4.2MRecs3.5MFans

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This is a game that transcends dimensions. It is also a competition in pursuit of truth. An unknown seal, a gamble between gods and demons... The struggle of data, the redemption of humanity... In that virtual world connected to reality—consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, let go of your fear. Cast aside your selfish thoughts, doubts, and rejections... Liberate your mind. Welcome to Thriller Park. The physical book "Thriller Paradise" is now available! ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ

18 美 The Gourmet’s Supplier 美食供应商 The Cat Who Can Cook会做菜的猫Urban6.0M WordsCompleted “In the distant East, there is a strange little restaurant that has turned down Michelin three-star ratings several times. It’s expensive: a bowl of egg fried rice with soup costs RMB 288. Oh, I forgot, it also comes with a plate of pickles. Even so, plenty of people line up for a table. The restaurant doesn’t take reservations. You have to queue in person, and countless people fly in on private jets just to get in line. Of course, there’s no place to park your plane or your car. The service is 8Votes8.3MRecs3.3MFans

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"In the far East, there exists a strange little shop that has repeatedly refused Michelin three-star ratings. The prices are exorbitant; a bowl of fried rice with soup costs 288 RMB, oh, and it includes a side of kimchi, yet even so, long queues form. They don't accept reservations, only walk-ins, and countless people arrive by private jet specifically to queue, though of course, no parking or landing spots are provided. The service is appalling; customers are expected to serve themselves, clear their own dishes, and even wipe the tables! Good heavens, this owner must be insane." —Michelin Guide Foodie group, everyone is welcome to join and chat: 526149614 Dragon Tiger Fight Main Group: Subscribe to all accounts to join! 577415455 Cai Mao appears unpredictably~

19 儒EN The Confucian Way to Sagehood 儒道至圣 Eternal Flame永恒之火Eastern Fantasy7.7M WordsCompleted This is a world where scholars command the power of Heaven and Earth. With literary talent within, poems can slay enemies, lyrics can destroy armies, and essays can bring peace to the realm. A scholar puts brush to paper, discussing war from the safety of his desk; a successful candidate slays the enemy with every word; an advanced scholar flies into a rage, and his words become weapons. When a Sage arrives, his words and writing can condemn a man, judge an emperor's rule unjust, and take on an 50Votes9.6MRecs2MFans

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This is a world where scholars wield the power of heaven and earth. With talent, one can kill enemies with poetry, annihilate armies with lyrics, and bring peace to the world with prose. A scholar can strategize on paper; a successful candidate in the provincial examination can compose poems and write essays; and a candidate in the imperial examination can engage in heated debates. When a sage arrives, he can condemn people with words and writings, punish individuals, and judge the emperor as tyrannical, making one a match for an entire nation. At this time, the Holy Academy held the civil service positions, the monarch controlled the official positions, ten kingdoms were vying for power, barbarian tribes were eyeing the country covetously, and demons were causing chaos. At this time, there was no flourishing of Tang poetry, no golden age of Song lyrics, no innovative writing, and no new sages for a hundred years. An unknown, poor boy, after having his head smashed, embarked on the path to sainthood, carrying with him timeless poems and astonishing writings. Thank you to the Yuewen official book review team for providing book review support!

20 武 The Grandmaster of Martial Arts 武道宗师 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted Here, martial arts are no longer an ethereal legend but a tangible tradition. After weathering its clash with technology, martial arts have become fully integrated into society, giving rise to all kinds of competitions. There may be no clear winner in literature, but in martial arts, there can only be one champion! After inheriting a lineage from one of the major martial arts schools, now on the brink of extinction, Lou Cheng takes one step at a time toward his childhood dream and the glory in h 22Votes5.8MRecs1.2MFans

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Here, martial arts are no longer an ethereal legend, but a tangible tradition. After confronting technology, they have been fully integrated into society, giving rise to all sorts of martial arts competitions. There is no first place in literature, but there is no second place in martial arts! After Lou Cheng obtained the severed inheritance of a major martial arts school, he moved forward step by step towards his original dream and the glory in his heart. There are still heroes in the city, and heroes still exist in this era!

21 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 114Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Aaaaaah, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632

23 全 Versatile Mage 全职法师 The Fish's Sky鱼的天空Eastern Fantasy7.9M WordsOngoing He woke up to find the world transformed. The totemic Black Tortoise hidden beneath West Lake towered like a skyscraper when it rose upright. The undead army roaming beyond the walls of the ancient capital listened only to the whispers from beneath the imperial mausoleum. The Underworld King in Egypt’s pyramids and his followers had always coveted the lands of the East! London was home to a great family of dragon tamers. On Greece’s sacred Mount Parthenon, a goddess prayed for blessings. Venice 135Votes4.7MRecs3.1MFans

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I woke up to find the world had changed drastically. The totem snake hidden beneath West Lake stands like a skyscraper. The army of the dead wanders outside the ancient city walls, listening only to the whispers emanating from beneath the imperial tombs. The god of the underworld in the Egyptian pyramids, along with his followers, has always coveted the land to the east! London is home to a great family of dragon trainers. On Mount Parthenon in Greece, goddesses offer blessings. Venice is known as the city of water magic. The Nasca Lines have awakened from their slumber. The rock patterns eroded by wind and rain in the Helan Mountains form an eye, with the mountain ridge as the socket, gazing at the heavens for tens of thousands of years.

24 我EN My House of Horrors 我有一座冒险屋 I Can Fix Air Conditioners我会修空调Mystery & Supernatural3.1M WordsCompleted [A reprint of the simplified Chinese edition of this book will soon be published by Motie Publishing House] Chen Ge inherited an adventure house left behind by his missing parents. Business was dismal, until a phone he stumbled upon while tidying the place changed everything. Complete the different-difficulty tasks assigned by the phone each day, and the adventure house can be repaired or even expanded! So Chen Ge began exploring forbidden zones across the country to gather material, incorporati 646Votes7MRecs5.1MFans

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[A simplified Chinese print edition of this work will be published soon by Motie Publishing House] Chen Ge inherited the adventure shop left by his missing parents, but business was poor until he accidentally found a cell phone while cleaning the adventure shop, which changed everything. As long as you complete the daily tasks of varying difficulty assigned by your mobile phone, your Adventure House can be repaired or even expanded! So Chen Ge began exploring various forbidden areas to gather inspiration, incorporating elements from those locations into his adventure house. With visitors screaming in terror, the adventure house became an instant sensation! However, while the benefits of the missions increased, hidden dangers also began to emerge, even hinting at clues to his parents' disappearance… Book club members: Group 1: 819098233; Group 2: 724779368; Group 3: 946284995

25 怪 Monster Paradise 怪物乐园 Winter Wildfire冬日野火Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsOngoing Eight hundred years ago, three thousand void gates opened in the skies around the world. They looked like three thousand pupils of different colors hanging in the heavens, and countless monsters surged forth from them. The entire world became a paradise for monsters... Eight hundred years later, a man named Lin Huang said: Every monster in this world will become my summoned beast, as long as I want it to. [A note: This is an otherworldly pet-summoning novel.] 2Votes542.1kRecs493.7kFans

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Eight hundred years ago, three thousand void gates opened in the skies around the world, like three thousand different colored eyes hanging in the sky, from which countless monsters surged forth. The whole world has become a paradise for monsters... Eight hundred years later, a man named Lin Huang said: "All the monsters in this world, if I want them, can become my summoned beasts." [This is a note: This book is a fantasy novel about summoning pets from another world.]

27 诡EN Lord of Mysteries 诡秘之主 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted Amid the tide of steam and machinery, who can reach the extraordinary? In the fog of history and darkness, who is whispering? I awoke from the mysteries and opened my eyes to see this world: Guns, cannons, battleships, airships, difference engines; potions, divination, curses, the Hanged Man, Sealed Artifacts... Light still shines, and the mysterious has never left. This is the legend of th 11kVotes37.4MRecs37.6MFans

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The Lord of Mysteries animated special is now available on Tencent Video. Everyone is welcome to watch it! In the tide of steam and machinery, who can reach the extraordinary? In the mists of history and darkness, who whispers? I awaken from the mystery, opening my eyes to see this world: Firearms, cannons, giant ships, airships, difference engines; potions, divination, curses, the Hanged Man, sealed artifacts... The light still shines, and mystery has never left. This is the legend of "The Fool".

28 全 Global High Martial Arts 全球高武 Old Eagle Eats Chicks老鹰吃小鸡Urban8.4M WordsCompleted The catacombs invade, and martial arts rise. Even the little people have great hearts. They fight to survive and fight to protect. Follow Fang Ping, an ordinary man who rises step by step, in his story of saving the whole world (and bluffing his way through it)! 106Votes10.7MRecs4.9MFans

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The invasion of underground caves leads to the rise of martial arts. Ordinary people can also have great aspirations; they fight for survival and for protection. Watch as the ordinary man Fang Ping rises step by step to save (or deceive) the whole world! (Group 1 ID: 555700424; Group 2 ID: 931250725; Full subscription verification group ID: 625012087)

29 大 Spare Me, Great Lord! 大王饶命 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban2.8M WordsCompleted A car accident changes high school student Lu Shu’s life. When the age of spiritual qi revival arrives, he’s determined to lead the way. Survival of the fittest. The victor rules. … 152Votes11.6MRecs5.4MFans

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High school student Lü Shu's life is changed by a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy revival arrives, he wants to be a leader of this era. Survival of the fittest, the winner takes all.