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2 最 The Ultimate Cheat Move 最强骚操作 Wutong Fire梧桐火Light Novel373k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Gag Style] A female ghost is pinning me down in my sleep, but I already have a wife. How do I turn her down awkwardly yet politely? Can a walnut that got caught in a door still boost your brainpower? Failure isn't scary! What's scary is still believing that saying. When you think you're ugly, poor, and utterly useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is still right. Li Sao was born with an outrageous level of sass, and now he's gotten the sassiest System in history. He p 0Votes184.7kRecs67.2kFans

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[Hilarious Jokes] I was sleeping when a female ghost pressed down on my bed. I already have a wife. How can I politely but awkwardly refuse her? Can a walnut that's been pinched in a door still boost brain function? Failure isn't scary! What's scary is believing that statement. When you feel ugly, poor, and worthless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is still correct. Li Sao, naturally flamboyant and unrestrained, obtains the most flamboyant system in history, allowing him to showcase all sorts of amazing and unconventional maneuvers, becoming even more flamboyant and powerful! In short, this is the story of a young man saving humanity through his flamboyant skills… [Join the "Strongest Flamboyant Maneuvers" 1000-member Flamboyant God Group: 629651939]

5 怎 Why Is It the Bluehole of Doom Again? 怎么又是天谴圈 Zhuge Wanjun诸葛婉君Gaming2.0M WordsCompleted He accidentally gets a Rant System and becomes a man cursed by PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. The moment he lands, he's in the red zone. He only washes his hair when bombs are falling. His only loot is a crossbow, and his vehicles never have more than a single bar of fuel. Bombs fall like the wind, forever at my side. The road stretches endlessly, with poison gas for company. What? You land on a Kar98k and hit headshots with every shot? What? You land in the safe zone and a supply drop falls rig 0Votes183.7kRecs225.4kFans

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, A man cursed by PUBG. Landing in a zone of natural disaster, relying entirely on bombing zones for resources, crossbows being the only available resource, and vehicles always having only one bar of fuel. Bombing is like the wind, always with me. The road ahead is long and arduous, with only poison as a constant companion. What? Landed with a 98K, every shot a headshot? What? Landed in the safe zone, fired a shot and landed in an airdrop? I can be a coward, okay? What, you're saying that even something this miserable and pathetic is something you can't help but complain about? That's exactly right! "Ding! Complaint value +1, system activated!" Reader Group 1: 232093723 (full), Reader Group 2: 300236467. Welcome to join! My new book, "I Am a Dog Planner," you can check it out.

8 我 I Really Don't Use Cheats 我真的不开挂 Old Life旧生Gaming4.1M WordsCompleted I happened to get a God-Tier Luck System, with the title: Apprentice of the Goddess of Luck? What good is that? I want to become the Goddess of Luck's man! “You can find a fully kitted M4 just by landing near the coast? This guy must have a loot hack. Report him, report him.” Gao Xiao: ... “I’m reporting this streamer to Bluehole. He fires one shot at a plane and a supply drop falls out. He’s definitely cheating.” Gao Xiao: ... “I haven't even seen this streamer get caught in the blue zone once. 0Votes431.5kRecs231.4kFans

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I accidentally obtained a god-level luck system, with the title: Apprentice of the Goddess of Luck? What's this? I'm going to be Lady Luck's man! "Finding a fully equipped M4 even on the beach? They must be using a resource cheat! Reporting this!" Gao Xiao:… "I'm going to report this to Bluehole. This streamer can get an airdrop just by shooting at a plane; he's definitely cheating." Gao Xiao:… "I didn't see this streamer run from the poison gas at all, he's definitely cheating, I'm reporting him!" Gao Xiao:… "Why can't he encounter any immortals? This is definitely cheating! I want to report him!" Gao Xiao: I've taken down all the gods. And besides, I really don't use cheats!

9 吹 The Blower God 吹神 Chenji Tang Hongdou辰机唐红豆Urban824k WordsOngoing “Bragging System has detected a Host. Binding in progress, please wait...” Hearing the cold, mechanical voice in his head, Zhang Xiaojian was completely bewildered by the System’s sudden appearance. “What System?!” My completed works, each with an average of 15,000 paid subscribers, are Reborn as a God-Tier Trust-Fund Brat and God-Tier Lucky Star. Feel free to check them out if you’re interested. Reader groups: Haomeng Public 0Votes593.8kRecs215.7kFans

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"Bragging System has detected host and is binding in progress. Please wait..." Hearing the cold, mechanical voice in his head, Zhang Xiaojian, now equipped with a system, was completely bewildered: "What system?!" I already have two completed works, "Rebirth of a God-Level Prodigal Son" and "God-Level Lucky Star," both with an average of 15,000 subscriptions each. If you're interested, you can check them out. Book club: Haomeng VIP Group: 9996639, for fans above the disciple level. Haomeng Puqun: 479685117, you can join to vote. Haomeng Group 2: 208407154, you can join to vote. Haomeng Group 3: 6843376, many open positions available for recruitment...

10 浣 The Raccoon's Ultimate Evolution 浣熊的终极进化 Three-Leaf Catnip三叶猫草Light Novel1.2M WordsCompleted -----The new book The Fox's Super System is now online. Come take a look!----- After transmigrating into a magical world, I became a raccoon. That's right, the mysterious creature from a certain package of instant noodles, complete with a black eye mask, a sly and sneaky appearance, and a large striped tail. From then on, I embarked on a special path of evolution. System: Final form: Teemo. Lota: GUN! You're Teemo, your whole family is Teemo. In short, the road of evolution is long and arduous, 0Votes32.5kRecs47.2kFans

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-----My new book, *The Fox's Super System*, is now available online! Come check it out! I was transported to a magical world and became a raccoon. Yes, the kind of mysterious creature that comes with a black eye patch, a shifty look, and a patterned tail, found on instant noodles. From then on, it embarked on a unique evolutionary path. System: Final form - Teemo. Lota: GUN! You're the Teemo, your whole family is Teemo. In short, the road to evolution is long and arduous, and the ridiculous cross-dressing is a never-ending nightmare. And then you come to the system asking for help? If you're not going to be the one getting screwed over, who else are you going to be screwed over? P. S.: This is a fantasy/beast-themed, comedic novel. New book, please support! Tons of chapters saved, won't be abandoned. Grandpa~ Miss~ Come and play! *Winks*

11 仙 The Swordsmith in the World of Sword and Fairy 仙剑世界里的铸剑师 The Old Fox of the Yao Family姚家老狐狸Light Novel1.2M WordsCompleted (Things to know before you start: 1. This is not a Sword and Fairy fanfic. 2. If this book isn't to your taste or you don't like it, then I guess it's just not meant to be. There's no need to leave a comment just to flame it before you go. 3. If you like the book, that's a blessing for the author. Thank you! ) Here's the synopsis: This is a world where sword immortals are everywhere. But when you're out in the jianghu, how 0Votes23.8kRecs44.1kFans

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The new book, titled "Male Mage in a Women's World," has been launched. (Notes for beginners:) 1. This book is not a fanfiction of the Legend of Sword and Fairy series. 2. If this book doesn't suit your taste or you don't like it, it's simply not meant to be. There's no need to leave a comment criticizing it before leaving. 3. If you enjoy this book, it's a blessing for the author. Thank you. ) The following is an introduction. This is a world teeming with sword immortals, but how can one roam the martial world without a sword? Sir, would you like to patronize my shop? My Luo Hua Sword is a top-tier immortal sword, guaranteed to instantly elevate you several realms. Beautiful lady, with your outstanding temperament, this Tian Ya Sword would definitely suit you perfectly! What, not satisfied? No problem, I have other things here, like the Immortal Execution Sword, the Nine Springs Sword, the Shadow Carrying Sword, whatever you want, I have it. Get out of here, you little brat. Wait, do you have money? Otherwise, I'll give you a Fish Intestine Sword, which would suit your big head quite well.

13 异 The Gourmet of Another World 异世界的美食家 Li Hongtian李鸿天Eastern Fantasy6.2M WordsCompleted In a fantasy world where martial artists can split mountains with a wave of their hand and cut rivers in half with a kick, there is a little restaurant. The restaurant is small, but countless top experts flock to it. There, you can sample fried rice made with phoenix eggs and dragon-blood rice. There, you can drink liquor brewed from the Spring of Life and vermilion fruits. There, you can eat grilled ninth-rank Supreme beast meat seasoned with black pepper. What, you want to kidnap the chef and 0Votes1.1MRecs865.6kFans

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In a fantastical world where martial artists can shatter mountains with a wave of their hand and sever long rivers with a kick, there exists such a small restaurant. The restaurant may not be large, but it is a place that countless top experts flock to. There you can taste fried rice made with phoenix eggs and dragon blood rice. There you can drink a strong liquor made from the Fountain of Life and red fruit. There you can eat roasted meat of a ninth-tier supreme beast with black pepper. What? You want to kidnap the chef? Impossible, because there's a level 10 divine beast, a hellhound, guarding the restaurant entrance. Oh, and that chef also has an iron lump assistant who can crush a ninth-rank supreme being with one hand, and a group of crazy women whose stomachs have been conquered. The discussion group for this book is group 1: 550248234 (full). Welcome to join Group 2: 208206733

14 圣 The Sacred Ruins 圣墟 Chen Dong辰东Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted Rising from ruin, returning from extinction. The seas turn to dust, lightning and thunder fade away, and that wisp of dark mist draws near the earth once more. The shackles of the world are broken, and a brand-new world reveals a mysterious corner of itself... 36Votes32MRecs20.3MFans

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Rising from ruin, reviving from oblivion. The ocean turned to dust, the lightning withered away, and that wisp of mist once again approached the earth. The shackles of the world were broken, and a brand new world unveiled a corner of its mystery...

15 游 The Gaming Gourmet 游戏美食家 Xiao Xiao Shuang晓晓双Gaming1.1M WordsCompleted In another virtual world, there is a gaming gourmet who changes the world. When the God of Cooking makes a dish, it has to be a classic. The eggs in his fried rice come from phoenixes, the rice he cooks comes from the First Emperor of Qin, and the filling in his buns is made from ice silkworm meat. When the God of Cooking serves food, there are rules. If I say you can’t eat, then you can’t eat. Even if you’re allowed, whether you get to eat depends on his mood. If he’s in a bad mood, you still d 0Votes11.2kRecs15.4kFans

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In another virtual world, there lives a game food connoisseur who changes the world. A masterpiece from a master chef is a must. The eggs in the fried rice are phoenix eggs, the rice in the stew is Qin Shi Huang's rice, and the meat filling in the buns is made from silkworm meat. Every dish made by the master chef has its rules. If I don't let you eat it, you can't eat it. Even if you can eat it, it depends on the master chef's mood; if he's in a bad mood, you still can't eat it. Every day, it causes a frenzy, with even female celebrities waiting in line, and flying swords and spaceships being deployed just for that one taste of the ultimate delicacy. He's the devilish chef who wields an iron wok, making people both love and hate him.

16 校 The School Beauty’s Bodyguard 校花的贴身高手 Fishman the Second鱼人二代Urban27.0M WordsOngoing A legendary assassin returns to the city, on orders to protect the campus belle! I’m the campus belle’s personal bodyguard, so you’d better stay away from me, or the young lady will get jealous again! 135Votes1.6MRecs3.2MFans

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A legendary assassin returns to the city, tasked with protecting the school beauty! I'm the school beauty's personal bodyguard, so you'd better stay away from me, or the young lady will get jealous again!

17 美 The Gourmet’s Supplier 美食供应商 The Cat Who Can Cook会做菜的猫Urban6.0M WordsCompleted “In the distant East, there is a strange little restaurant that has turned down Michelin three-star ratings several times. It’s expensive: a bowl of egg fried rice with soup costs RMB 288. Oh, I forgot, it also comes with a plate of pickles. Even so, plenty of people line up for a table. The restaurant doesn’t take reservations. You have to queue in person, and countless people fly in on private jets just to get in line. Of course, there’s no place to park your plane or your car. The service is 8Votes8.3MRecs3.3MFans

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"In the far East, there exists a strange little shop that has repeatedly refused Michelin three-star ratings. The prices are exorbitant; a bowl of fried rice with soup costs 288 RMB, oh, and it includes a side of kimchi, yet even so, long queues form. They don't accept reservations, only walk-ins, and countless people arrive by private jet specifically to queue, though of course, no parking or landing spots are provided. The service is appalling; customers are expected to serve themselves, clear their own dishes, and even wipe the tables! Good heavens, this owner must be insane." —Michelin Guide Foodie group, everyone is welcome to join and chat: 526149614 Dragon Tiger Fight Main Group: Subscribe to all accounts to join! 577415455 Cai Mao appears unpredictably~

19 系EN The System Supplier 系统供应商 Chisel and Inkstone凿砚Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsCompleted Have you ever felt humiliated when a loser made a comeback? Have you ever felt resentful at being a genius's stepping stone? Have you ever felt cheated when you were a cannon-fodder character who died after just two episodes? Don't worry, I'm here to help! As the sole System supplier across the Myriad Worlds, I can tailor all kinds of portable Systems just for you, setting you on the path to the top of your life. Young man, it's time to hold your head high! Young man, it's time to turn the 6Votes434kRecs484.6kFans

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Do you feel humiliated when a seemingly useless person is defeated by a seemingly useless one? Are you filled with resentment at becoming a stepping stone to genius? As a cannon fodder character who dies after only two episodes, are you resentful? Don't worry, I've got you covered! As the sole system supplier across all realms, I can tailor-make various personal systems for you, enabling you to reach the pinnacle of life. Young man, the time has come for you to finally hold your head high! Young man, it's time for you to turn the tables and make a comeback!

20 超 Super Plane Trading Network 超级位面交易网 Stationed on Mars驻守火星Urban1.1M WordsCompleted When He Xiaofeng clicked on the “Interplane Trading Network,” his life changed forever. A hero from a wuxia world: “Master He, could I trade you for your game console? The emperor loves it! I'll give you a martial arts manual!” A mecha engineer from a sci-fi world: “Master He, I've finished building the Iron Man you mentioned last time. When are you going to teach me that tai chi? I've already got the materials ready for my tai chi mecha!” A grand mage from a magical world: “Master He, do you ha 0Votes79.7kRecs162.2kFans

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When He Xiaofeng clicked on the "Dimensional Trading Network," his life changed forever. A chivalrous hero from a martial arts world: "Uncle He, can I trade you your game console? The Emperor really likes it. I'll give you a martial arts manual!" A mecha pilot from a sci-fi world: "Uncle He, I've finished making the Iron Man you mentioned last time. When are you going to teach me your Tai Chi? I've already prepared all the materials for my Tai Chi mecha!" The Archmage of the Magical Dimension: "Uncle He, do you have an explanation of the Bagua diagram? I've deduced many magic circles. Oh, and the magic crystal diamond ring you requested has been carved!" A true immortal from a fantasy world: "Uncle He, what exactly is that last part of the Tao Te Ching? I have some elixirs, do you want them?" Using the wealth of urban civilization, He Xiaofeng traded with various dimensions. From then on, he reached the pinnacle of power. Money? Beautiful women? Did I, this great one, lack anything? PS: QQ group (530,964,442)

21 西 Journey to the West Live Stream 西游直播间 A Single Glance to the Ends of the Earth一目尽天涯Urban367k WordsOngoing “Hello, everyone. This humble monk is a Buddhist monk from the Great Tang in the Eastern Lands. I’m heading west to fetch the Buddha’s damn will.” “Today’s theme is Journey to the West: A Feast for the Senses. Allow this humble monk to demonstrate steamed black bear spirit, boiled sheep-headed monster, white elephant bone soup, shredded green ox, and the three delicacies of Chechi Kingdom.” “Today, my eldest disciple was captured by a monster and forced to breed monkeys, so there will be no stre 0Votes265.3kRecs102kFans

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"Hello everyone, I am a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East. I am on my way to the Western Paradise to retrieve the Buddha's last words." "Today's theme is Journey to the West on the tip of your tongue. Now, let this humble monk perform for you: Steamed Black Bear Spirit, Boiled Sheep Head Monster, White Elephant Bone Soup, Lantern Shadow Green Ox Strips, and Wild Game from Chechi Kingdom." "My eldest disciple was captured by a monster to give birth to monkeys today, so the broadcast will be suspended for one day." Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, equipped with a live streaming system, Tang Sanzang aims to show the world a true account of his pilgrimage. From the Tang Dynasty to the Western Paradise, the demon-infested Western Continent of Niuhezhou became Tang Sanzang's menu. Jade Rabbit Spirit, Yellow Lion Spirit, White Deer Spirit, Goldfish Spirit, Scorpion Spirit, Toad Spirit... Tang Sanzang ate his way to the Great Thunder Temple. "By the way, I have a very serious question to ask you all: which demon on the journey to the West do you think looks the most delicious?" Reader group: 598103088 VIP reader group: 595969085