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- 1 This Leopard of Mine? I’m Pretty Much a Lost Cause 豹豹我呀?大概是废了 I’m just a little snow leopard who likes lying around, eating, and waiting to die. Why did I get roped into a rewilding program? Who could put up with that? I just want to freeload and eat my fill. How can you expect me to fend for myself? Don’t say I’ve become useless. I’ve never even gotten up! Also, is there something wrong with this world? Why are there vampires, werewolves, and young ladies with blood running from their eyes? This i 0Votes10.8kRecs59.7kFans
- 2 I Can Summon Historical Cats 我能召唤历史喵 Chen Xing had recently been playing a historical cat game called Cat Glory, a draw-and-develop game. What he had never expected was that all the cats he drew actually existed in the real world. Yuan Zhang Meow: “I am the Hongwu Emperor of the Great Ming, Zhu Yuanzhang, meow~” Qingzhao Meow: “The Bold and Unrestrained School? We from the Delicate and Restrained School are here to beat you Bold and Unrestrained types, meow~!” Gazing at this whole household of cats, Chen Xing could not help sighing 0Votes86.3kRecs283.8kFans
- 3 He's Always Been Good at Getting the Scoop! 他吃瓜一直有一手的! “I discovered the secrets of my classmates. You might not believe this, but their true identities are a ninja, an assassin, and an alien.” “Hmm... (rests chin on hand, deep in thought.)” “Hey, hey, hey! This isn't right! Why are there ninjas and assassins around me? I can't make any sense of this! (Slowly falling apart inside.)” “Stay calm! Stay calm! (Slaps cheeks to force herself to calm down.)” This is hilarious. There's no way I can stay calm. Cold sweat slowly beads on the corner of Nekoyas 0Votes12.3kRecs39.9kFans
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I've Studied Daoist Arts for Three Years. Is It Too Late to Change Majors? 学了三年道术,转专业还来得及吗
One day. High school student Su Luo posted a question on Zhihu: “I have studied classical Daoist arts for three years and regret it somewhat. Is it still too late to switch to the hugely popular modern martial arts or psychokinesis?” Yet his question attracted a group of answerers who called themselves “cultivators,” sharing strange stories about their professions: [This Person Has Earned the Right to Die]: “There are only useless people, never useless majors!” [Keyboard Immortal]: “Martial arti
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There's a Taoist Temple in the Mountains 山里有道观
“Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Three Pure Ones Daoist System. From now on, it will be your responsibility to revitalize the Daoist tradition. If you fail the mission, then...” Smack. “Was there a fly just now?” The System: deceased. New book: The Greatest Daoist Master in History
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