The Absurd 荒诞

1 我 I'm No Illiterate Top-Tier Star 我可不是文盲顶流 Eating Lemons Under the Moon月下吃柠檬Urban774k WordsCompleted After finally making it through graduate school and earning a master's degree, Xu Mu transmigrated into the body of an illiterate young celebrity with massive online traffic. Now we have one piece of good news and one piece of bad news. The good news: everyone knows who I am. The bad news: everyone knows I'm illiterate. … Years later, when faced with a reporter, Xu Mu gave a profound summary of himself: “The reason I, Xu Mu, have achieved what I have today is that I studied diligently and conduc 0Votes64.4kRecs283.7kFans

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After finally graduating with a master's degree, Xu Mu transmigrated into the body of an illiterate, popular young male celebrity. Now we have good news and bad news. Good news, everyone knows me. The bad news is that everyone knows I'm illiterate. Years later, when facing reporters, Xu Mu offered a profound self-reflection: "My achievements today are due to my diligent study and assiduous research." The reporter on the other end remained defiant: "But... We've always wanted to ask, how could you possibly say 'studying hard'?" Xu Mu didn't speak; he simply opened the system interface silently. "You have read '30 Poems for Appreciation' and obtained the poem 'Longing', plus 1 skill point." "You have read 'A Story of Youthful Love' and gained the Eye Skill - Deep Gaze, Skill Points *2" "Use?" Use it, and by the way, max out my martial arts skills. I'm going to have a one-on-one fight with this reporter! The atmosphere in the entertainment industry needs a cleanup! [The author already has a completed entertainment novel with 30,000 high-subscriptions, "Debuting from a Queen's Concert." It's well-written and not haphazardly written, so you can read it with confidence. If you're interested in the older book, you can also check it out, although the early parts of that book were a bit immature.]

2 辞 I Became a God After Quitting My Job 辞职后我成了神 Where Can Peach Be Found?何处可桃Urban1.8M WordsCompleted The moon waxes and wanes, and people know joy and sorrow, meeting and parting. Grant the living their wishes and ease the regrets of the dead. It all begins when a jar that swallows the heavens is obtained from Song ci... Originally titled The Magic Jar, also known as Ferrying Souls in the Mortal World and The Wish Ferryman. Friendly reminder: Please don’t read this book around a crowd, unless you want to die of embarrassment~ 0Votes213.3kRecs301.3kFans

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Just as the moon waxes and wanes, so too do people experience joy and sorrow, separation and reunion. To fulfill the wishes of the living and make up for the regrets of the dead. It all started when Song Ci obtained the Toad Swallowing the Sky Jar... Originally titled "Magic Jar," it was also known as "I Ferry All Beings in the Human World" and "The Ferryman of Wishes." Friendly reminder: Please do not read this book in crowded places to avoid social embarrassment~

3 我 I Have to Teach This World a Lesson 我得给这世界上堂课 Wu Ma Xing巫马行Urban2.5M WordsCompleted That year... Zhang Sheng, betrayed by the organization's leader, arrived in this world... That year... Facing a catastrophic start, he saw the bloody struggle of capital, the beasts lurking in the cruel, dark forest, and the bewildered entrepreneurs left in the wake of the financial crisis... He instinctively flashed a savage grin. 0Votes194.1kRecs549.1kFans

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That year... Zhang Sheng, who was reported by the organization's leader, arrived in this world... That year... Faced with a disastrous start, he witnessed the cutthroat competition of capital, the lurking beasts in the cruel dark forest, and the bewildered entrepreneurs after the financial crisis… He habitually revealed a sinister grin.

4 足 Football: The Strongest Hexagon Warrior 足球：最强六边形战士 Passing Years Are Not Water流年非水Sports2.2M WordsCompleted Martin transmigrates to 2014 and, from the start, gives up his dual Portuguese and Brazilian citizenship, voluntarily applying to become Dragon Nation's first naturalized player. He only wanted to make a small contribution to the development of his homeland's football! But on his first day reporting to the national youth team, he was repeatedly target 0Votes6.7kRecs72.1kFans

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P. S.: My new book, "Who Made Him Play as a Winger/Attacking Midfielder?", Is now available. I hope my new and old godparents will support it! Martin traveled back to 2014, giving up his dual Portuguese and Argentine citizenship at the outset and voluntarily applying to become China's first naturalized player. Originally, I wanted to contribute my modest efforts to the development of football in our country! Unexpectedly, on his first day reporting to the national youth team, he was subjected to a series of malicious tackles by someone with connections. He fought back in anger but was immediately expelled. Good heavens! If they don't want me here, there are plenty of other places that will! Upon returning to Porto, the full version of the ultimate green field system will be activated, and your life will embark on a legendary and extraordinary path. The art of defense is absolutely brilliant, the passing is incredibly imaginative and beautiful, the technique is dazzling and gorgeous, and the goal is breathtaking and dreamlike... Fans worldwide have experienced an unparalleled visual enhancement thanks to Martin's presence! European Golden Boy Award, UEFA Best Player Award, FIFA Ballon d'Or, various Golden Boot awards... They've won so many individual and team awards that professional athletes dream of! Cristiano Ronaldo: Little Mascherano, naturalized as a Portuguese citizen, here's the number 7 jersey and captain's armband! Messi: I'll pay double for what CR7 promised! Guamouhu: Boss, give me Martin, and I'll give you a golden age of football! Chinese national football fans: If the Chinese national football team doesn't kneel down and beg for the return of our King of Football, I will never watch the Chinese national football team again in my life!

5 穷 A Poor Man's Two Thousand Years 穷鬼的上下两千年 Non-Player Character非玩家角色Historical1.0M WordsCompleted She had experienced the Battle of Changping and witnessed the massacre of hundreds of thousands. She had once led Great Qin's iron cavalry in its struggle for supremacy against the Six States. She had seen the realm divided into three and the mountains and rivers shattered. She had also heard the soft, lingering music of the zither in Longzhong. During the golden age of Zhenguan, she once drank herself drunk on the present day. How radiant was that eternal female emperor in her youth? She had ri 61Votes1.2MRecs1.6MFans

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She experienced the Battle of Changping, witnessing the massacre of hundreds of thousands. She led the Qin cavalry, vying for supremacy with the six other states. She saw the world divided into three, the land shattered. She also heard the lingering melodies of the Longzhong Qin. She reveled in the prosperous Zhenguan era, but how did that legendary empress live her life? She rode in fine clothes and spirited horses, and also wore a feather fan and a silk turban. She was a farmer and a teacher. Yet, no one knows that such a person lived for two thousand years. Well, this is a relatively light and leisurely historical novel. Due to personal reasons, it may not be entirely historically accurate or withstand rigorous scrutiny. But I will try my best to research all the relevant materials. This is my first time writing this kind of story, and I hope it will be interesting, haha. Finally, be warned, this is a single-player story. Book club: 766376092 Second group: 284234970 Support group: 242771856

6 海 The Pirate Code 海贼法典 Only Seeking the Middle Way惟求得中Light Novel883k WordsOngoing A hero has grand ambitions in his heart and sound strategies in his mind, with the wit to encompass the universe and the will to command heaven and earth! In the world of ONE PIECE, countless ships race across the seas, each striving to outdo the others. Having arrived in an age of rising heroes, will you drift with the waves like a small boat, or stand firm like a reef and tame the raging sea? A One Piece fanfic with no Straw Hat crew. The protagonist is a boss-type character: an ordinary offic 2Votes466.4kRecs254.2kFans

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A hero is one who harbors lofty ambitions, possesses brilliant strategies, has the capacity to encompass the universe, and the ambition to swallow the heavens and earth! In the world of ONE PIECE, thousands of sails race and hundreds of boats compete on the high seas. In this era of heroes, will you choose to drift with the tide like a small boat on the sea, or stand firm like a reef and tame the raging waves? One Piece fanfiction, not based on a ship, featuring a boss-type protagonist. An ordinary office worker is transported to the Great Pirate Era after Roger's death, where he rises from the East Blue through wisdom and hard work, becoming a maritime tyrant and competing with the heroes of the original story. [Book Club: 278213374]