Glamorous Protagonists and Trashy Systems: Lighthearted, Funny Stories to Bring You a Different Kind of Life 妖艳主角和贱货系统,轻松搞笑文给你带来不一样生活
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- 1 Detective Conan: I'm Not a Snake Spirit 柯南之我不是蛇精病 After transmigrating into the world of Detective Conan, Chi Feichi was sent to the hospital. Tuesday. Doctor: “What day is tomorrow?” Chi Feichi: “Wednesday.” Doctor: “Ahem, tomorrow is Friday.” Chi Feichi: “...” August 21. Doctor: “What date is tomorrow?” Chi Feichi: “August 22.” Doctor: “Ahem, tomorrow is January 1.” Chi Feichi: “...” When everyone believes that the distorted timeline is correct, and one person cannot recognize it as such or fit in, that person is an outsider, a patient! Once 39Votes2MRecs962.4kFans
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The Empress's Divine Star Card Master 女帝的神级星卡师
Luo Feng transmigrates to another world, where he finds not only all kinds of flashy cards, but also an Empress who’s been his childhood friend! Here, Star Card Masters craft Star Cards from materials, build decks, and battle! [Sword]+ [Defense Tower]+ [Flame]= Cautious Hero. [Ape Blood]+ [Mysterious Iron Rod]+ [Stone]= Great Sage, Equal to Heaven. [Mutated Eyeball]+ [Sword]+ [Thunder Spirit Orb]+ [Hamster]= Uchiha Pikachu. The match begins. Two Star Card Masters show off their decks: Everyone e
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- 3 I Just Want to Be a Quiet, Handsome Man 我只想做一个安静的美男子 Can you live off being handsome? Yes, you can. As long as you're handsome enough, countless older and younger women will feed you. (This book is available to read for free in full on QQ Reading. 0Votes15.4kRecs11.7kFans
- 4 A Chat Group for the Overlord 当圣主有聊天群 My first time transmigrating. My first time gaining power beyond the mortal realm. When these two kinds of happiness come together, they should bring me even more joy. Surely I was supposed to get a dreamlike stretch of bliss. But why did it turn out like this? Why did I transmigrate as the Demon Sorcerer from Jackie Chan Adventures, the one who was turned into a statue and hung on a wall? Why did I arrive hundreds of years before the story instead of during its timeline? Uncle, the Demon Sorcer 0Votes18kRecs26.5kFans
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My Lifespan Is Overdue 阳寿已欠费
Just before his death, Li Wen obtained an app that could extend his life. By accepting missions, he could exchange them for extra years of life and improve himself as well. After completing one mission after another, Li Wen discovered that he had transcended, let go, and grown bolder and bolder. He dared to beat bratty children and dared to curse out old ladies who cut in line! My lifespan account is overdrawn, so who am I supposed to fear?
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- 6 From the Start, I Pretend to Be a Vampire 开局假装我是血族 On Halloween night, everyone dresses up as all sorts of monsters to celebrate. Sun Chao paints his face white, puts on a pair of fangs and red contacts, and throws on a stylish black cape. Dressed as a vampire, he happily joins the festive crowd and blends in with the throng of vampires parading through the streets. Before long, though, he discovers something terrifying... Every vampire around him is real. He's the only fake one! 0Votes18.8kRecs24.7kFans
- 7 A Cultivation World Where Men Are Inferior to Women 男卑女尊修仙界 Fang Zhou transmigrates to a cultivation world where men are inferior and women rule. In this world, the righteous are women, the villains are women, cultivators are women, and even the creator god who split heaven and earth apart is a woman. As a handsome man coveted everywhere he goes, Fang Zhou is under tremendous pressure. Girls want to play with him, and they also want to capture him and take him home to play with. For the sake of his life, Fang Zhou has no choice but to transform into an i 0Votes25kRecs97.7kFans
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Lying Low in the Wasteland 苟在废土
My name is Chen Ya. I'm a wilderness streamer. The world has gone nuclear. I was reborn into a wasteland 150 years in the future. I'm hiding in a well, while outside there's a super-mutant wild boar as big as a house. Zhu Ganglie! It's staring right at me, drool dripping onto my face. I'm freaking out right now. What do I do? Help, I'm in a real hurry! [New book: Era of the Stars: Building a Civilization with My Stellar Maiden. Click the author's profile to read it!]
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- 9 Divine-Level Gathering Technique 神级采集术 Here, there's a doll that makes it rain when turned upside down, a chef who summons ingredients from another world to cook with, a sniper rifle that makes you fall in love if it hits you once, and a WeChat group chat that can turn people into zombies. And the protagonist's ability is to collect these abilities! The new book, I'll Add a Point to Everything, is already over a million words long and ready to binge: Add points to items to give them strange, speci 5Votes91.9kRecs115.9kFans
- 10 I Add a Point to Everything 我给万物加个点 [A premium novel with over 30,000 top-tier subscriptions, jointly recommended by Qidian editors] Add points to objects, and they gain strange, special abilities. Add points to plants and animals, and you can change their forms or enlighten them into demons. Add points to yourself, and you can gain all sorts of skills, talents, and superpowers. This is a fun, lighthearted novel about everyday life. So far, points have been added to Earth, the System, the protagonist himself, a phone, a swimming p 0Votes315.5kRecs989kFans
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The Unqualified Great Demon King 不合格的大魔王
Simply put, this is a story about a scoundrel and a Demon King teaming up. The Demon King pours his heart and soul into raising the scoundrel, working tirelessly to turn him into a great fiend who kills and burns at will. But then he realizes this guy seems to have gone off track... Still, it seems even more heroes want to kill them now! Facing countless heroes all by himself, Jiang Li crouched on the ground, smoking, and said, "I just love seeing how mad you all are when you can't beat me..." T
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The Strongest Sect of All Time 万古最强宗
This is a story about building up a sect, and about a warm, happy family. It has not only a goofy sect leader, but also a group of eccentric disciples with very different personalities, just starting to grow up. Come on, young man. Join my sect, and let’s set our dreams free! The hilarious animated series The Strongest Sect of All Time is coming! Let’s level up togethe
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The First Sequence 第一序列
On the wasteland, human civilization clings to survival. One bastion after another rises from the ground, yet order continues to collapse. Some say that when disaster strikes, the human spirit is our first line of defense against danger. Some say, “Don’t let the sorrows of the age become your own.” Others say, “I’ll make my sorrow the sorrow of this age.” This time, it’s a new story. After the cataclysm, at last, the light.
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Randomly Punish a Lucky Viewer 随机惩罚一名幸运观众
System: “Host, please complete the mission as soon as possible: capture a dragon alive.” Li Wenqiang: “Not happening!” System: “The Host's attitude is extremely poor. Mission failed. A random lucky viewer will be struck dead.” “…” A thousand miles away, a certain Grand Ascension Ancestor looked up in terror at the heavenly tribulation clouds overhead and cried in despair: “What does Li Wenqiang failing his mission have to do with me? No!” “Thank goodness there's a three-hour time limit. I shoul
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Failed Ascension 飞升失败
Lin Zai, a powerful demon who failed to ascend, married Lu Ye, who had also failed to ascend. Lu Ye's greatest dream is to kill his cruel wife, Lin Zai!
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Global Collapse 全球崩坏
“I was abandoned at the entrance to the Starting Point Orphanage. Later, the orphanage went bankrupt.” “I once attended a kindergarten. Later, it went out of business.” “In the past twenty years, I've lived through a train derailment, a 28-car pileup, a natural gas leak, a gas explosion… But I'm still alive.” “Life has done everything it can to wipe me out, but I've stubbornly survived.” “But I never imagined life would pull something like this again, ” [Welcome to the Global Evolution Game
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- 17 This Is What Invincible Looks Like 这就是无敌 What does it mean to be truly invincible? It means you don’t need to cultivate, don’t need divine weapons or magic treasures, don’t need tricks, and don’t need a System. No matter who your enemy is or how powerful they are, one punch takes care of everything! That’s what it means to be invincible! 0Votes42kRecs137.7kFans
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Dead on Mars 死在火星上
My name is Tang Yue. I'm on Mars. I just saw Earth explode.
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I Might Not Survive Three Chapters 我可能活不过三章
Chu Du discovered that his spiritual sense could not only transmit voices, but images as well! He used his spiritual sense to draw a picture containing a character template, a System shop, and System quests! The second picture was a chat window called the Nine Provinces Immortals chat group! The third was a comic strip about a boy who defied the heavens, rose to become an Immortal Emperor, and ultimately died beneath a tribulation lightning strike! The fourth, the fifth, and more... He smiled fa
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- 20 The World’s Top Movie Star 全球影帝 "He's the iron-blooded hero in Fist King." "He's also the lonely old man in A Century of Love." "He's the debauched financial tycoon in Stock Market Tycoon." "And he's the crazed, ruthless, cold-blooded killer in Atonement." "He came from humble beginnings, and he's an internationally acclaimed master of modern method acting." "But once he steps off the screen, he's just an ordinary man who enjoys a drink or two." "Even someone from humble beginnings can make it onto the big screen. This is a st 10Votes1.4MRecs889.7kFans
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Tycoon, Please Spare Me 神豪求放过
Please don’t pay attention to the title. This book has no tycoon plotlines about throwing money around, squandering wealth, or flaunting riches… “Please spare me” is the real story. This book is also known as: “This World Doesn’t Welcome My System,” “The Steel Straight Man’s Disastrous Journey,” “The Dog Food Master’s Money-Making Diary,” “How Do I Deal with a Peach Blossom Tribulation That Counts as Bad Luck?” and “How Did This Tycoon Story Turn into Feeding People Dog Food?”… and many more.
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Why Is It the Bluehole of Doom Again? 怎么又是天谴圈
He accidentally gets a Rant System and becomes a man cursed by PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. The moment he lands, he's in the red zone. He only washes his hair when bombs are falling. His only loot is a crossbow, and his vehicles never have more than a single bar of fuel. Bombs fall like the wind, forever at my side. The road stretches endlessly, with poison gas for company. What? You land on a Kar98k and hit headshots with every shot? What? You land in the safe zone and a supply drop falls rig
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My Dead Friend Transmigrated 我死党穿越了
My name is Li Yao, and right now I’m freaking out. I got a message from my deceased best friend. Sure, she was a girl I was really close with, and she was gorgeous, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be freaking out. Later, my best friend told me she had transmigrated and even become a mage... I know, I might be in for a windfall. Li Yao: “Where’s the eye-catching familiar you promised me? Why is it still some pitch-black demon monster?! I want a refund, I’m telling you!” Lin Xiaowei: “Get lo
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Detective Conan: The Moving Bomb 名侦探柯南之移动炸弹
Updates once a week for now. Please don't pester me for updates. No sending knives, and don't even think about putting me in a little dark room. Those are dangerous ideas. (This is mainly a comedy.)
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Just Try Telling Me That Doesn't Make You Mad 就问你气不气
Copying books gets you castrated. Stirring things up at the drop of a hat. He is the eunuch king cursed by thousands and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! Tang Jian: “Sigh, I’m desperate too! Ever since I got the [Universe-Invincible, Anger-Everyone-to-Death, Heaven-Won’t-Answer-Your-Calls-and-Earth-Won’t-Respond System], I feel uncomfortable if I go even one minute without angering someone!” Before entering the pit: The opening is mildly toxic. This is an entertainment-
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My Brain’s Self-Destruction System 我的脑内作死系统
Cui Jiansheng is sick, and seriously so: terminal cancer. The doctors tell him to go home, eat and drink whatever he likes, and get his affairs in order. But just when he's at his lowest, he discovers that things aren't as simple as they seem. To keep himself alive, Cui Jiansheng grits his teeth, stamps his feet, clasps his hands in a fist, and shouts toward the women's dormitory: “I am Zhang Wuji of the Ming Cult...” This is the story of a protagonist forced by the System into a life of prostit
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- 27 A High-Energy Arrival 高能来袭 A century after the Great Cataclysm, a brand-new profession is born. Its practitioners command iron, copper, phosphorus, gold, silicon, carbon... Gao Neng stared at his hidden talent in shock: Iron 100%, copper 100%, tin 100%, silver 100%, gold 100%, phosphorus 100%, sulfur 100%, silicon 100%... Reader discussion and VIP book club: 450416188 (full subscribers only), regular book club: 392767347 (no full subscription required) 0Votes203.4kRecs330.5kFans
- 28 Super Martial Arts: Global 超武全球 Shocking! Earth has actually transmigrated! It traveled from the Solar System to the distant Great Wilderness Realm, and, even more unfortunately, got stuck inside an ancient forbidden zone, unable to move. What’s more, Earth’s will, helpless and with no other choice, negotiated with the will of the forbidden zone and completed a secret deal. The forbidden zone in the Great Wilderness Realm became a fortress for humanity on Earth. And so, humanity on Earth began its exploration of the martial pa 0Votes777Recs1.6kFans
- 29 EN Nine Star Poisonous Milk 九星毒奶 The physical edition of Nine-Star Poisoned Milk, titled Starfall, is now on sale. It is available on Taobao, Tmall, and JD.com. Just search for Starfall. Thank you all for your support. Also: the new book, Lord of the Nine Stars, has accumulated enough chapters. You can start reading it now! Synopsis: This is a parallel world filled with astral power. Star charts, astral skills, astral pets, and astral warriors are widespread. Jiang Xiao, whose soul has crossed over into this world, car 8Votes4.5MRecs2.7MFans




























