A List of Books by a Washed-Up Author 某扑街作者的书单

1 黑 The Perfect Image of High-Tech Innovation 黑科技的完美形象 Cute Top Student学霸萌Urban88k WordsCompleted Want to have unbelievably good looks? Want to transform your appearance? Welcome to “Perfect Image.” “Boss, I want a D cup.” “Boss, um, I want to grow 10 centimeters.” Lin Xiaochen: “No problem. Please book an appointment first.” Lin Xiaochen, a biology whiz, gets his hands on a cutting-edge gene adjustment device and opens a little shop called “Perfect Image.” “Hey, remember to leave a five-star review!” 0Votes1kRecs5Fans

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Do you want to have an incredibly good appearance? Do you want to change your image? Welcome to "Perfect Image". "Boss, I want a D cup." "Boss, um, I want to grow 10 cm." Lin Xiaochen: "No problem, please make an appointment first." Lin Xiaochen, a biology whiz, obtains a cutting-edge gene modifier and starts a small shop called "Perfect Image". "Dear, please remember to give us a five-star review!" [Reader Group: 558053865]

2 都 The Urban Planes Chat Group 都市位面聊天群 Bei Meng Is So Cute北萌很萌Infinite Myriad Worlds678k WordsCompleted An app called Plane Chat Groups appeared on Lin Xiaofan's phone. It could find chat groups from countless planes of existence. But he never chatted in them. He just grabbed the red envelopes and ran, because after grabbing one, he was sure to get kicked out of the group. “Congratulations, you got Little Chef's cookbook.” That's nothing special. “Congratulations, you got Iron Man's armor.” Haha, that's what you get for posting it in the group instead of messaging me privately. Someone snatched it 0Votes36.1kRecs61kFans

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A software called "Dimensional Chat Group" appeared on Lin Xiaofan's phone, which could search for chat groups from thousands of dimensions. But he never chatted in the group; instead, he would grab the red envelopes and run away. Because he knew he'd be kicked out after grabbing them. "Congratulations on getting the recipe from Little Chef." This is nothing. "Congratulations on getting the Iron Man armor." Haha, serves you right for sending it in the group instead of privately. Now it's been snatched away. "Congratulations on snatching Pigsy's peach pit." What is this thing? My new book, *The Frozen Apocalypse*, has been released. Please support it!

4 时 A Titan of the Times 时代巨子 Wildflower, Not a Leaf狂花非叶Urban1.2M WordsCompleted This was a dazzling, glorious era. Lin Feng was its brightest star, an era-defining figure whom no one could ignore. His legend began in the summer of 2001. 0Votes129.5kRecs119.2kFans

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This is a brilliant and glorious era. Lin Feng is the most dazzling figure of this era, a giant whose influence cannot be ignored by anyone. His legend began in the summer of 2001.

7 老 This Monk Wants to Return to Secular Life 老衲要还俗 A Dream of Millet一梦黄粱Urban3.2M WordsCompleted The myriad faces of humanity and countless divine powers amount to nothing more than a mountain, a temple, and a monk. My new book, The Rabbit Must Die, starts updating on June 1. If you enjoy Huang Liang’s work, check it out! 0Votes1.1MRecs1.1MFans

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Human life is full of wonders and countless supernatural abilities, but they all boil down to a single mountain, a single temple, and a single monk. My new book, "The Rabbit Must Die," will begin updating on June 1st. If you like Huang Liang's works, you can check it out!

8 原 The Primitive People Were Stunned 原始人都惊呆了 A Thousand Books Passed By千书过Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Wang Hao has absolutely no desire to be a tribal chief. He wants to ride in a car instead of walking, use a computer for entertainment, and cook with a microwave. If enemies show up, he wants to take them out with planes and tanks. Luckily, now that he has the System, it seems his wishes might actually come true. “I’m really not a god, and it’s not some invulnerable divine soldier. It’s just a stupid robot. I’ve taught it the Sichuan-accented line ‘Boss, tea or coffee?’ tens of thousands of time 0Votes77.6kRecs85.9kFans

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Wang Hao had absolutely no desire to be a tribal chief. His wish was to be able to walk by car, entertain himself with a computer, and cook with a microwave. If enemies came, he could take them out with airplanes and tanks. Fortunately, with the system, Wang Hao's wish seemed to have a chance of being fulfilled. "I'm really not a god, nor am I an invincible celestial soldier. I'm just a stupid robot. I've tried to learn the Sichuan accent for 'Boss, tea or coffee?' Tens of thousands of times, but I still can't get it right." "This isn't a god's mount, it's just a mountain bike for fun. Holy crap, how many times have I told you, it doesn't eat meat! So who put meat in its gas tank?" Now, Wang Hao had a new wish. He wanted to see the utter bewilderment of the foolish primitives in his territory when he, cigarette dangling from his lips, drove a tank and blasted two gluttonous Titans to smithereens. (Book club: 585817053)

9 算EN Fortune-Telling? I Rely on WeChat! 算卦我靠玩微信 Lazy Cat Sticking Out Its Tongue吐舌头的懒猫Urban903k WordsCompleted “Master, nothing’s been going right for me lately. Could you give me some guidance?” A famous actor from China arrived at Shen Qiong’s shop late at night, hoping to have his fortune told. Shen Qiong glanced at the actor’s profile on WeChat (Acting: 75, Dancing: 86), smiled, and said four words: “You’d be better off dancing.” After a thunderstorm, Shen Qiong discovered that WeChat on his phone had updated. The new version’s “People Nearby” feature could show other people’s health, abilities, fort 0Votes215.6kRecs278.2kFans

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"Master, I've been having a lot of bad luck lately. Could you please give me some guidance?" A well-known actor from China rushed to Shen Qiong's shop late at night just to ask for a divination. Shen Qiong glanced at the other person's profile on WeChat (Acting: 75, Dancing: 86), smiled slightly, and uttered four words: "How about dancing?" After a thunderstorm, Shen Qiong discovered that his WeChat had been updated. The new version of "People Nearby" could now see other people's health, ability, luck, and so on... From then on, he used his phone to tell fortunes and embarked on the path to the pinnacle of life! Group 1: 129737778 (General Group) Group 2: 131972571 (Full Subscription Group)

10 超 The Super-Spacetime Trash Station 超时空垃圾站 Old Town and Ancient Road小城古道Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After graduating from college, Su Jing ran into obstacles at every turn and grew disheartened, so he returned to his hometown to clear his head. There, he discovered that his backyard had become an interdimensional dump, with huge amounts of trash pouring in every day. Some came from the worlds of novels like Divine Tomb, Battle Through the Heavens, and Coiling Dragon; some from anime worlds like One Piece, Naruto, and Bleach; and some from Marvel worlds featuring the X-Men, Captain America, and 0Votes405.2kRecs488.1kFans

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After graduating from university, Su Jing faced setbacks everywhere and, disheartened, returned to his hometown to adjust his mood. He discovered that his backyard had become a trans-dimensional garbage dump, with massive amounts of trash being dumped into it daily. Some of this trash came from the timelines of novels like *Shen Mu*, *Battle Through the Heavens*, and *Panlong*; some from anime like *One Piece*, *Naruto*, and *Bleach*; and some from Marvel universes like *X-Men*, *Captain America*, and *Iron Man*… As the owner of the garbage dump, Su Jing had an obligation to dispose of this trash. At first, he thought it was a chore, but later he realized it was the most wonderful job he had ever encountered in his life. My new book is titled "I Just Want to Be a Quiet Pay-to-Win Gamer".

11 逆 Riding the Tide of a Pure-Hearted Era 逆流纯真年代 Worldly Arsenal人间武库Urban2.2M WordsCompleted Time is a ship. Some people like to think of those few years in the early 1990s as the final voyage of a once-innocent era. Jiang Che, long since changed by the passing years, returns against the current and starts over in 1992, writing a brilliant youth that can finally be laid to rest properly. [Welcome to the second VIP group for Reversing the Current of Innocent Days: 497283806 (You must provide a screenshot showing you’ve purchased the whole book to join. This time, I’ll try to talk more.)] 41Votes2.9MRecs1.6MFans

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Time is a ship sailing on a ship, and some people like to regard the early 1990s as the last leg of that innocent era. Jiang Che, who is no longer innocent with the passing years, returns against the current, restarting 1992, and writing a brilliant chapter of youth that can finally be properly settled. Welcome to the VIP Group 2 for the Innocent Years Against the Current: 497283806 (You need to subscribe to the full subscription and provide a screenshot to join. I'll try to talk more this time.)

12 美 The Gourmet’s Supplier 美食供应商 The Cat Who Can Cook会做菜的猫Urban6.0M WordsCompleted “In the distant East, there is a strange little restaurant that has turned down Michelin three-star ratings several times. It’s expensive: a bowl of egg fried rice with soup costs RMB 288. Oh, I forgot, it also comes with a plate of pickles. Even so, plenty of people line up for a table. The restaurant doesn’t take reservations. You have to queue in person, and countless people fly in on private jets just to get in line. Of course, there’s no place to park your plane or your car. The service is 35Votes8.3MRecs3.3MFans

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"In the far East, there exists a strange little shop that has repeatedly refused Michelin three-star ratings. The prices are exorbitant; a bowl of fried rice with soup costs 288 RMB, oh, and it includes a side of kimchi, yet even so, long queues form. They don't accept reservations, only walk-ins, and countless people arrive by private jet specifically to queue, though of course, no parking or landing spots are provided. The service is appalling; customers are expected to serve themselves, clear their own dishes, and even wipe the tables! Good heavens, this owner must be insane." —Michelin Guide Foodie group, everyone is welcome to join and chat: 526149614 Dragon Tiger Fight Main Group: Subscribe to all accounts to join! 577415455 Cai Mao appears unpredictably~

13 梦 Fantasy Westward Journey: The Top Streamer 梦幻西游大主播 Confused Little Teemo懵比的小提莫Gaming1.7M WordsCompleted Ye Jian is an ordinary Fantasy Westward Journey player. After transmigrating, he discovers that his old General’s Token has turned into a magical USB drive! Whether it’s upgrading books, refining demons, appraising resources, or taking a gamble, he gets to decide whether things end in disaster or a stunning comeback! Wanqiu, Banxia, Mingxiang… all those hugely popular CC streamers will become his followers! [New book: Fantasy Westward Journey: Leading a Merchant Guild] 0Votes201.2kRecs102.5kFans

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Ye Jian is an ordinary player of Fantasy Westward Journey. After transmigrating, he discovers that his original General's Token has turned into a magical USB drive! Skill book crafting, monster refining, resource appraisal—all these gambles of chance, whether he gets a stretcher or a comeback, are all up to him! Wanqiu, Banxia, ​​Meditation… these top CC streamers with tens of thousands of followers will all be his underlings! [New Book: Leading Merchant Guilds in Fantasy Westward Journey]

14 造 Building Cars 造车 Son of the Banyan Tree榕之子Realistic Fiction2.4M WordsCompleted “I want to build cars!” Han Hao said with complete seriousness. “You?” Everyone around him laughed, and someone sneered, “Other people build cars with money, but the cars you, Han Hao, build will have to be bought with your life!” In the face of all the doubts, Han Hao remained unmoved. “In that case, let me be the first to test-drive it. I, Han Hao, will stake my life on a future for China’s automobile industry!” 0Votes355.9kRecs150.5kFans

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"I want to build cars!" Han Hao said in a serious tone. "You—" People around laughed, and one of them made a sarcastic remark. "Other people's cars can be bought with money, but the cars you, Han Hao, build have to be bought with your life!" Despite the various questions, Han Hao remained unmoved and did not respond. "In that case, let me be the first to test drive it. I'll gamble my life on the future of China's national automobile industry!"