Goofy Novels, Fun, Wild Ideas, and Wish-Fulfillment 沙雕小说 开心 脑洞 爽文

1 我EN I Just Don't Play by the Rules! 我就是不按套路出牌 Seven Percent百分之七Light Novel2.6M WordsCompleted After a great battle, your beautiful senior sister shyly lifts her face toward you and slowly closes her eyes. At this moment, you... [Option One: Gently kiss her on the lips. Completion reward: Thousand-Leaf Wonder Manual (Earth Grade, Top Tier)] [Option Two: Kiss her on the forehead. Completion reward: Yin-Yang Twin Blades (Earth Grade, Low Tier)] [Option Three: Give her a hug. Completion reward: Netherworld Treasure Scale (Mystic Grade, Top Tier)] [Option Four: Say as quickly as possible: Sen 5Votes648kRecs2.9MFans

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After a fierce battle, your beautiful senior sister shyly raises her face in front of you and slowly closes her eyes. At this moment, you... Option 1: Gently kiss her lips. Completion Reward: Thousand Leaf Wonder (Superior Earth-grade) Option 2: Kiss her on the forehead. Completion Reward: Yin Yang Twin Swords (Low-grade Earth-level) Option 3: Give her a hug. Completion reward: Netherworld Treasure Scale (Superior Profound Rank) [Option 4: Speak as fast as you can: Senior sister, what are you doing? Are you trying to seduce me? Just because we fought side-by-side once doesn't mean you can be my girlfriend. That's too presumptuous! Ah, did I go too far? Actually, I've always considered you my older sister. I'm sorry. Reward: Random base attribute points +1] Hmm? This time the options are too easy, of course it's option four. Full subscription member group: 949571192 (requires screenshot verification of fan value)

2 老 What Should I Do About These Strange Dreams? 老做奇怪的梦该如何是好 Liu Family's Eldest Son.CS刘家长子.CSLight Novel295k WordsCompleted Finding someone who can accompany you for the rest of your life should be an immensely happy thing. Yet Liu Ansheng could not feel happy no matter what. Because of a virtual dreamscape, he met a woman who could accompany him for the rest of his life. But his girlfriend possessed a System from a female-oriented novel, and this foolish System gave him the rewards that should have belonged to her. The price was that he had to go in her place to various worlds and match wits with protagonists who co 0Votes65.9kRecs58kFans

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Finding someone to spend your life with should be a very happy thing. But Liu Ansheng couldn't be happy no matter what. He met the woman he would spend his life with through a virtual dream. However, his girlfriend possessed a system found in female-oriented novels, and this foolish system gave itself the rewards that should have been hers. The price is that she has to take her place, travel to various worlds, and outwit and outmaneuver those powerful protagonists... Looking at the protagonists who had come from various worlds, Liu Ansheng couldn't help but sigh. "I just want to live a peaceful life, why is it so difficult!"

3 柯EN The Forensic Officer of Conan 柯学验尸官 Wang of the River河流之汪Light Novel2.5M WordsCompleted [A Detective Conan fanfic] Full title: The Moment I Transmigrated to the World of Detective Conan, the Famous Detective Named Me the Prime Suspect. As a Coroner, I'm Not Panicking at All 5Votes847.6kRecs954.2kFans

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[This is a Conan fanfiction] The full title of this book is: "Just Transmigrated to the Conan World and Immediately Identified as the Prime Suspect by a Famous Detective, But As the Coroner, I'm Not Panicked at All."

4 我 I Break the Rules Across the Myriad Heavens 我在诸天反套路 Heavenly Traveler Sect Leader天行教主Eastern Fantasy668k WordsOngoing Fists the daddy novel-writing plagiarist, kicks the campus mercenary. Beats up the arrogant God of Cooking, hammers the meat-loving Immortal Doctor. Travels through the myriad worlds, crushing formulaic protagonists. PS: If you like formulaic stories, please move along. If you’re tired of them, come on in. 0Votes26.7kRecs42.8kFans

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He punched the plagiarist who was a stay-at-home dad and kicked the mercenary on campus. He gave the arrogant and proud chef a good beating and beat up the eccentric doctor who didn't care about meat. He travels through countless realms, utterly defeating the typical protagonist. P. S.: If you like formulaic stories, please look elsewhere; if you dislike formulaic stories, please come in. QQ group: 631728489

5 超EN The Legendary Mechanic 超神机械师 Qi Peijia齐佩甲Gaming5.2M WordsCompleted Han Xiao, a veteran power-leveling player in Stellar Sea, was thrown into the transmigration crowd by a mysterious force from the East, or rather, from a certain otaku. With a player interface in tow, he became an NPC and returned to the days before Stellar Sea's open beta. He resolutely chose the highest-difficulty class: Mechanic. Warships sail in formation across the stars, star-powered mechs twist through the heavens like dragons, psychic cannons lay waste to worlds, and an endless mechanica 434Votes9.2MRecs5.5MFans

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Han Xiao, a veteran power leveler in Starsea, was thrown into the transmigration army by a mysterious force from the East. He was transformed into an NPC with a player panel and returned to the time before the open beta of Starsea. He resolutely chose the most difficult mechanical class. Warships lined up across the starry sea, star mechs soared like dragons, psionic cannons ravaged the heavens and earth, and an endless mechanical army quietly waited in their personal storage. One person is an entire legion! If it weren't for the players, this book would be a serious and proper isekai (another world) story... As NPCs, normal NPCs offer a full range of functions to players... Issuing quests? Adjusting affinity? Teaching skills? Wait a minute, I recognize all these players. Well, the real world has also returned to what it was ten years ago. Group 2: 157302881 Group 3: 884339155 VIP Group: 547599250 (Requires 10,000 follower points for administrator approval)

6 亏 I’ll Become the Richest Man by Losing Money: Original Novel of the TV Series Young and Promising 亏成首富从游戏开始-《年少有为》电视剧原著 Green Robes and Drunkenness青衫取醉Gaming5.4M WordsCompleted The print edition of "Losing Money to Be a Tycoon" is now available for crowdfunding! The comic is also being serialized to rave reviews! Recently, a special correspondent interviewed Pei Qian, president of the Tenda Group. Tenda Group is now valued at hundreds of billions, with businesses spanning games, the internet, digital hardware, media and entertainment, food and drink, and many other fields. It has profoundly changed every aspect of people’s lives. Pei Qian himself is regarded as “the wo 39Votes5MRecs10.1MFans

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The physical book "Becoming a Billionaire Through Gaming" is now available for crowdfunding! The comic is currently being serialized and is very popular!! Recently, a special correspondent conducted an exclusive interview with Pei Qian, president of Tengda Group. Tenda Group is currently valued at hundreds of billions of yuan, with businesses spanning multiple sectors including gaming, the internet, digital hardware, cultural media, and catering, profoundly changing all aspects of people's lives. Pei Qian is also regarded as an "ideal boss", an "unparalleled investment genius", and a "genius game producer" with "the ability to manage by doing nothing" and "the ability to accurately predict industry trends". When facing reporters, Pei Qian poured out his grievances. "I'm really not some kind of business genius!" "My success is entirely due to luck!" "My initial goal was simply to lose all 50,000 yuan..." See, the life of a business genius is so humble and low-key. Book club: 792351511 (New Group) 1064135703 (Almost full) 893157567 (Almost full)

7 我 I Really Don’t Want to be Reborn 我真没想重生啊 Willows by the Bank, Flowers Bloom Again柳岸花又明Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Who could have imagined that Chen Hansheng, a successful professional and eligible bachelor, would be reborn and wake up as a high school senior? At a crossroads in his life, Chen Hansheng is torn between the treasure of a girl, Shen Youchu, and his first love, Xiao Rongyu. Who should he choose? The pinnacle of urban rebirth fiction, and an essential romance guide for young people! 1.6kVotes4.6MRecs8.3MFans

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Unexpectedly, Chen Hansheng, a social elite and eligible bachelor, was reborn and woke up as a high school graduate. At the crossroads, Chen Hansheng was also hesitant. Should he choose the treasure girl Shen Youchu or the white moonlight Xiao Rongyu? The pinnacle of urban rebirth novels, a romance bible that young people absolutely cannot miss!

8 绿 The Clumsy Striker 绿茵傻腰 Gold Seal金印Sports2.3M WordsCompleted Genius or idiot? What kind of storm will a teenage boy with an IQ of just 69 and a mild intellectual disability unleash when he steps onto the pitch? He leaves La Masia and rises to fame in the British Isles. Yi Le sets out on his own path to becoming a midfield maestro! 0Votes334.9kRecs166.2kFans

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My new book, "The All-Round Center," has been released. Please support me! Genius or mentally challenged? What kind of storm will a teenager with a mild intellectual disability and an IQ of only 69 points stir up when he steps onto the football field? It originated in La Masia and rose to prominence in the British Isles. Yi Le is on his way to becoming a midfield maestro!

9 我 I Really Just Want to Play Basketball 我真的只是想打铁 Writing Quietly静悄悄地写Sports5.0M WordsCompleted In the 1990s, just as David Stern stood anxiously outside the television station of the Great Celestial Empire, staring at the NBA videotape in his hands and wondering how to unlock the boundless potential of the Chinese market, he never imagined that... it turns out praying to God really damn works! “Iron Shadow,” “God of the North,” “NBA Rim Smile Protector,” “Never Shoots Without a Fadeaway,” “One-Handed Jumpers as Beautiful as a Painting”... When Su Feng, known by all these nicknames, burst 4Votes1.4MRecs534.9kFans

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In the 1990s, as David Stern stood anxiously outside the Chinese television station, looking at the NBA videotapes in his hands and pondering how to tap into the immensely potential Chinese market, he never imagined... That wishing to God actually worked! "Iron Shadow", "God of the North", "Smiling Protector of the NBA Rim", "Never Shoots Without a Fadeaway", "His Jump Shot is a Beauty"... When Su Feng, who has these nicknames, suddenly appeared, the youth of many people began at this moment! "Pah! When will these haters ever stop! My nickname is clearly 'Godslayer'!" Su Feng said indignantly as he looked at the newspaper. Killing is the killing of a god. The one who is the god-killer, As for God? How many legends were there in the NBA during the 1990s? General group number: 484028022 VIP Full Subscription Group: Readers who have subscribed to all previous books can contact the administrators privately in the regular group.

10 万 Dream Makers of Ten Thousand Worlds 万界圆梦师 Cotton-Coat Guard棉衣卫Infinite Myriad Worlds3.1M WordsCompleted Client: “I want to get Bu Jingyun’s Kylin Arm.” Dream Maker: “No problem. Your dream is my mission. Even if it means making the whole world our enemy, we’ll help you make it come true.” Client: “But I don’t want to make the whole world my enemy.” Dream Maker: “We’ll help you…” … Top Dream Maker Li Xiaobai solemnly reminds everyone: Your dreams are more important than your life, so never make a wish lightly. What if it comes true one day? This is the story of an emotionless wishing machine that 25Votes785.2kRecs976.6kFans

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Customer: "I want to get Bu Jingyun's Qilin Arm." Dream Fulfiller: "No problem. Your dream is my mission. Even if it means going against the whole world, we will help you achieve it." Customer: "But I don't want to be at odds with the whole world." Dream interpreter: "We'll help you..." Top dream fulfiller Li Xiaobai solemnly reminds the public: Your dreams are more important than your life, so never make wishes casually, what if they come true one day? This is a story about a heartless wish-granting machine that travels through countless worlds and uses any means necessary to help every customer realize their dreams! QQ Group: 925016531

11 柯 Detective Conan: I'm Not a Snake Spirit 柯南之我不是蛇精病 Fireworks, Wine, and Praise烟火酒颂Light Novel12.9M WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the world of Detective Conan, Chi Feichi was sent to the hospital. Tuesday. Doctor: “What day is tomorrow?” Chi Feichi: “Wednesday.” Doctor: “Ahem, tomorrow is Friday.” Chi Feichi: “...” August 21. Doctor: “What date is tomorrow?” Chi Feichi: “August 22.” Doctor: “Ahem, tomorrow is January 1.” Chi Feichi: “...” When everyone believes that the distorted timeline is correct, and one person cannot recognize it as such or fit in, that person is an outsider, a patient! Once 39Votes2MRecs962.4kFans

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Having traveled to the world of Detective Conan, Chi Feichi was sent to the hospital. Tuesday. Doctor: "What day of the week is tomorrow?" Chi Feichi: "Wednesday." Doctor: "Cough, tomorrow is Friday." Chi Feichi: "..." August 21st. Doctor: "What's tomorrow's date?" Chi Feichi: "August 22nd." Doctor: "Cough, tomorrow is January 1st." Chi Feichi: "..." When everyone thinks the chaos is the right time, but one person is unable to correctly identify and integrate into it, that person is the outcast, the patient! Once you enter the hospital, it's like entering a deep sea; a full recovery in this lifetime is impossible. Chi Feichi took a deep breath: "I! Don't! Do! This! Anymore!" Reader group: 756660924

12 惊 Thriller Paradise 惊悚乐园 Three Days, Two Sleeps三天两觉Gaming4.9M WordsCompleted This is a game that transcends dimensions. It is also a race in pursuit of truth. An unknown seal, a wager with ghosts and gods… The struggle of data, the salvation of humanity… In that virtual world connected to reality, consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, cast away your fear. Cast away your selfish distractions, questions, and distrust… Liberate your mind. Welcome to the Thriller Paradise. The physical edition of “Thril 253Votes4.2MRecs3.5MFans

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This is a game that transcends dimensions. It is also a competition in pursuit of truth. An unknown seal, a gamble between gods and demons... The struggle of data, the redemption of humanity... In that virtual world connected to reality—consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, let go of your fear. Cast aside your selfish thoughts, doubts, and rejections... Liberate your mind. Welcome to Thriller Park. The physical book "Thriller Paradise" is now available! ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ