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1 我 My Girlfriend Is a Bratty Rich Heiress 我的女友是恶劣大小姐 Passing Crow掠过的乌鸦Light Novel1.5M WordsCompleted [Then become more handsome, if you can win the heart of a beautiful girl] [If you can make your sweet talk sound even better, say it to her too] [But remember, don't make the first move] [Let the beautiful girl say it herself: “Handsome Tokyo guy with a silver tongue, I have to make you mine. You're mine.”] This is the story of a boy from Iwate Prefecture who becomes a handsome Tokyo guy. 147Votes832.1kRecs2.3MFans

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[Then I'll become even more handsome, if I can win over a beautiful girl.] If you can say sweet words, please say them to her too. But please remember, don't take the initiative. [Let the beautiful girl herself shout: "Handsome Tokyo hunk who speaks sweet words, I must have you, you are mine."] This is the story of a boy from Iwate Prefecture who becomes a handsome guy in Tokyo.

3 对 Speaking to the Sword 对着剑说 Lan Di Meichen兰帝魅晨Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Legend says the power that created heaven and earth shattered into countless pieces and scattered across the world. These are known as Chaos Shards, and whoever gathers the most power becomes the Martial King! A Martial King can bring the dead back to life and grant the living eternal, undying life. As long as one person in the world remembers you, you can return from the dead! That is the power possessed by a Martial King. All under heaven fight for the great and small Martial Kings, hoping onl 0Votes253.1kRecs80.5kFans

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Legend has it that the power that created the world split into countless parts, scattered throughout the world, and was called the Chaos Fragments. Those who obtained the most of its power became Martial Kings! King Wu could bring the dead back to life and grant the living eternal life. As long as there is one person in the world who remembers, they can be brought back to life! This is the power that King Wu possessed. All living beings under heaven fight for the Great and Small Kings of Wu, seeking only the honor of eternal life. Li Tianzhao originally thought that what he was pursuing was this honor, but one day he suddenly realized that what he wanted was to possess this power...

7 曙EN Dawn of a New Era 曙光纪元 People Shouldn't Toy with People人勿玩人Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted With the spiritual qi revival, martial arts rise, and passages connecting to other dimensions appear across Earth. Countless extraordinary beings enter Earth. Gods invade, laws descend, and strange creatures reappear. Humanity enters an age of evolution. A young man makes the Book of Knowledge his master. He derives martial arts techniques, optimizes secret manuals, gains a third-person perspective and attribute-based powers, and embarks on an extraordinary journey. 10Votes1.3MRecs569.9kFans

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With the revival of spiritual energy and the rise of martial arts, channels connecting Earth to other dimensions have appeared. Countless extraordinary life forms entered Earth, gods invaded, laws descended, and strange phenomena reappeared, ushering in an era of human evolution. The young man recognizes the Book of Knowledge as his master, deduces cultivation techniques, optimizes secret manuals, experiences a third-person perspective, develops attribute abilities, and embarks on an extraordinary journey.

9 逆 The Boy Against the Current 逆流少年 Zhou Xingwen周行文Eastern Fantasy793k WordsCompleted What does the boy swimming against the current see in his eyes? The world reveals a savage, dazzling corner of itself to the young...cbre[Anyone who tries to find the motive for writing in this book’s narrative will be prosecuted; anyone who tries to find a moral lesson in it will be banished; anyone who tries to find a plot structure in it will be shot. --Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.] 0Votes36.1kRecs6kFans

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What does the boy, swimming against the current, see through his eyes? The world, facing a young child, reveals its hideous yet beautiful corner… [Anyone who attempts to find the author's motivation in this book's narrative will be prosecuted; anyone who attempts to find a moral allegory will be exiled; anyone who attempts to find a plot structure will be executed. --Mark Twain, *Adventures of Huckleberry Finn*.]

10 宇 The World at the Edge of the Universe 宇宙的边缘世界 Yuan Allen原艾伦Sci-Fi2.0M WordsCompleted Gazing up at the brilliant starry sky, you must have dreamed of exploring the vast universe and pondered, more than once, what the scientific civilization of the future might be like. Yan Haochen, a poor student, has an unexpected encounter that turns out to have been “planned.” It gives him the potential to rise to the ranks of the world’s top scientists. Driven by perseverance and unwavering conviction, he embarks on an extraordinary path: unraveling the mystery of life’s origins on Earth, fol 0Votes758.3kRecs265kFans

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Looking up at the brilliant starry sky, you must have dreamed of exploring the vast universe and thought about and dreamed of the future of scientific civilization more than once. Yuan Haochen, a mediocre student, experiences a premeditated adventure that grants him the potential to rise to become a top scientist. With unwavering dedication and steadfast belief, he embarks on an extraordinary path, unraveling the mysteries of life's origins on Earth, following the footsteps of a super-alien civilization, gradually revealing the truth of the universe, and ultimately exploring the secrets of its very origin. The story spans from ancient China two thousand years ago to a future vision thousands of years later. Unique threads connect a series of captivating tales set in different eras. From the past to the future, from Earth to Mars, from the solar system to the Alpha Centauri system, from traversing the Milky Way to exploring the edge of the universe, human civilization, facing difficulties, struggles to survive in the vast sea of stars... Book lovers' group: 529839423

11 诡EN Lord of Mysteries 诡秘之主 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted Amid the tide of steam and machinery, who can reach the extraordinary? In the fog of history and darkness, who is whispering? I awoke from the mysteries and opened my eyes to see this world: Guns, cannons, battleships, airships, difference engines; potions, divination, curses, the Hanged Man, Sealed Artifacts... Light still shines, and the mysterious has never left. This is the legend of th 11kVotes37.4MRecs37.6MFans

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The Lord of Mysteries animated special is now available on Tencent Video. Everyone is welcome to watch it! In the tide of steam and machinery, who can reach the extraordinary? In the mists of history and darkness, who whispers? I awaken from the mystery, opening my eyes to see this world: Firearms, cannons, giant ships, airships, difference engines; potions, divination, curses, the Hanged Man, sealed artifacts... The light still shines, and mystery has never left. This is a legend of the Fool.

13 我EN I Really Am Immortal 我真的长生不老 First Love, Brilliant as Summer Flowers初恋璀璨如夏花Urban3.7M WordsCompleted This book tells the story of how an immortal should live a positive and upright life in modern human society under the guidance of the Core Socialist Values. I hope it can offer some useful experience to other immortals, people with supernatural abilities, cultivators, aliens, and nonhuman beings who wish to contribute to national development and live stable, harmonious lives. Book VIP group: 870388766 (full), 723479938 (requir 26Votes2.3MRecs1.6MFans

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This article tells the story of how an immortal person should live a positive and correct life in modern human society under the guidance of the core socialist values. It is hoped that this will serve as a starting point for other long-lived individuals, people with special abilities, cultivators, extraterrestrials, and non-human beings to participate in national construction and a stable and harmonious life. QQ groups for artwork submissions: 741825442 (full), 783764489 (full), 907366463 (empty) This book's VIP group: 870388766 (full), 723479938 (10000 fan points)

14 山 The Eight Wilds of the Classic of Mountains and Seas 山海八荒录 Luo Shui洛水Xianxia1.2M WordsOngoing Among the dwindling tribes of the ancient wilderness, a young man quietly inherits a forbidden Zhuyou curse lost for millennia. He joins one of the great houses of the Great Jin and stirs up the winds of change across the Eight Wilds. Make a straw doll and curse your enemy to death. Shed your shell like a golden cicada. Unleash the Flying Immortal Slaying Knife. Buddhists and Daoists vie for supremacy, great houses scheme against one another, sects wage fierce battles, and every race seeks domin 11Votes412.4kRecs152.3kFans

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In a declining, barbaric witch clan, a young boy quietly inherits a long-lost incantation and enters a powerful family in the Great Jin Dynasty, stirring up a storm across the land. Make a straw effigy, curse your enemy to death, shed your skin like a cicada, and wield a flying dagger to slay immortals. Buddhism and Taoism clashed, powerful families engaged in covert struggles, sects fought fiercely, and various races vied for supremacy. (All poems in this book are original.) A literary version of the synopsis: Life is so lonely, and on this lonely road, our lonely selves intersect. From then on, one person's footsteps echo the voice of another.

15 诸 The Grim Reaper of the World of Gods 诸神世界的死神 Flying Noodles飞面Western Fantasy695k WordsOngoing Beneath Mount Olympus, Hades yields his throne to me. On the banks of the Nile, Anubis guards my domain. In Helheim, the little girl Hela is my maid. At Hell’s Lake of Fire, Satan, the Demon King, bows before me. I am Thanatos, the awakened god of death. I am the one and only end, the embodiment of absolute fairness. I walk between worlds, revealing the fate of every living thing. Whether you are insect, beast, demon, spirit, or the most intelligent of all beings, a heavenly god or the Lord Hims 0Votes87.1kRecs132.6kFans

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At the foot of Mount Olympus, Hades yielded his throne to me. On the banks of the Nile, Anubis guards my gate. Helheim, the underworld, is my maid. Hellfire Lake, the demon king Satan bows down to me. I am Thanatos, the awakened god of death. I am the only end, I am absolute justice. I traverse the realms, revealing the destiny of countless beings. Whether you are insects, birds, beasts, demons, spirits, or the crown of creation, gods, or even God, you will all belong to my realm. If you dare to rebel, I will make you understand: all things perish, only death is eternal. (A serious and domineering first-person introduction, but the main text is not like that...)

17 万 Ten Thousand Ghosts and Ten Thousand Immortals 万鬼万仙 The Fallen Morality Lord失落之节操君Xianxia3.3M WordsCompleted In this world, there are two paths, the immortal and the ghostly, locked in a struggle against each other. Above them are all manner of ancient gods. Pan Yan awakens from his grave, carrying countless secrets and concealing wondrous techniques. He will cultivate immortality and exorcise ghosts, roam the world, stride across the stars and ride the clouds, and uncover the mysteries of the ancient gods. 0Votes83.9kRecs16.8kFans

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There are two realms in the world: immortals and demons, who contend with each other. Above immortals and demons, there are all sorts of ancient gods and spirits. Pan Yan awakens from his tomb, harboring countless secrets and possessing extraordinary skills and techniques. He will cultivate immortality, exorcise ghosts, travel the world, ride the stars and clouds, and uncover the mysteries of the ancient gods.

18 美 The Gourmet’s Supplier 美食供应商 The Cat Who Can Cook会做菜的猫Urban6.0M WordsCompleted “In the distant East, there is a strange little restaurant that has turned down Michelin three-star ratings several times. It’s expensive: a bowl of egg fried rice with soup costs RMB 288. Oh, I forgot, it also comes with a plate of pickles. Even so, plenty of people line up for a table. The restaurant doesn’t take reservations. You have to queue in person, and countless people fly in on private jets just to get in line. Of course, there’s no place to park your plane or your car. The service is 8Votes8.3MRecs3.3MFans

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"In the far East, there exists a strange little shop that has repeatedly refused Michelin three-star ratings. The prices are exorbitant; a bowl of fried rice with soup costs 288 RMB, oh, and it includes a side of kimchi, yet even so, long queues form. They don't accept reservations, only walk-ins, and countless people arrive by private jet specifically to queue, though of course, no parking or landing spots are provided. The service is appalling; customers are expected to serve themselves, clear their own dishes, and even wipe the tables! Good heavens, this owner must be insane." —Michelin Guide Foodie group, everyone is welcome to join and chat: 526149614 Dragon Tiger Fight Main Group: Subscribe to all accounts to join! 577415455 Cai Mao appears unpredictably~

19 牧 Tales of Herding Gods 牧神记 House Pig宅猪Eastern Fantasy5.9M WordsCompleted The ancestral rule of the Great Ruins says: When night falls, do not go outside. The old, weak, sick, and disabled residents of the Great Ruins’ Remnant Village find a baby by the river and name him Qin Mu. They raise him with painstaking care. One day, night falls and darkness engulfs the Great Ruins. Qin Mu steps out of his home… Be a villain who revels in the spring breeze! That’s what the blind man tells him. Qin Mu’s rise as a villain is just beginning! 128Votes15.5MRecs7.6MFans

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The ancestral precept of Daxu says, "Don't go out after dark." The elderly, weak, sick, and disabled villagers of Daxu Village found an infant by the river, named him Qin Mu, and raised him with great care. One night, as darkness enveloped Daxu, Qin Mu stepped out of his home… Be a villain who sways in the spring breeze! The blind man said to him. Qin Mu's path to villainy is on the rise! Book club groups: 600290060, 624672265; VIP group: 663057414 (verification required); Regular group: 424940671

20 刺 Thrilling 1995 刺激1995 Yu Le愚乐Urban981k WordsOngoing What would you do if you transmigrated to 1995 in the flesh, bringing along the laptop and smartphone you use every day? Start a company and become a business tycoon? Make movies and become an international superstar? Go into tech and become a leading scholar? With a computer and a phone, none of that would be difficult. The hard part is what comes next: How would you deal with your identity? How would you face your parents? How would you treat your friends? Most importantly, after transmigratin 0Votes176.5kRecs67.2kFans

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If you were transported to 1995 with your usual laptop and smartphone, what would you do? Start a company and become a business tycoon? To make movies and become an international superstar? To become a top scientist and academic? With a computer and a mobile phone, the above is not difficult; the following is the difficult part: How to resolve the identity issue? How should the parents deal with this? How should you treat your friends? Most importantly: How will you get along with your childhood self after you travel through time?

21 白 The White-Robed Chief Steward 白袍总管 Xiao Shu萧舒Martial Arts6.8M WordsCompleted With Buddhist supernatural powers, he enters the Duke's Estate as a servant. In the martial world and at court, there is romance and the stirring song of heroes. 1Votes2.1MRecs874.7kFans

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Possessing Buddhist supernatural powers, he enters the Duke's mansion as a servant, experiencing love and heroism in the martial world and the imperial court. VIP group: 129395774, full subscription required to join.

24 奋 Striving in Dream of the Red Chamber 奋斗在红楼 Nine Awakenings九悟Historical3.0M WordsCompleted In the winter of the seventh year of the Yongzhi reign of the Great Zhou Dynasty, the beautiful, haughty little girl Lin Daiyu has just entered the Jia household. A modern science graduate transmigrates into the body of Jia Huan, a bastard son in the Jia household from Dream of the Red Chamber. If he doesn’t want to be dragged down by his useless Jia relatives and have his family confiscated and his head chopped off, he needs to prepare early. This is the story of a bastard son making a comeback 3Votes1.7MRecs524.4kFans

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In the winter of the 7th year of the Yongzhi reign of the Great Zhou Dynasty, the beautiful and proud little girl Lin Daiyu had just entered the Jia family mansion. A modern science student transmigrates into the body of Jia Huan, an illegitimate son in the Jia family of the Dream of the Red Chamber. If he doesn't want to be implicated by the Jia family's incompetent allies and end up with their property confiscated and his head chopped off, he'd better prepare early. This is a story of a concubine's son's rise to power. P. S.: This book is a fictional historical novel with a lighthearted, enjoyable feel. I am not a scholar of historical accuracy, a fan of serious historical dramas, or a scholar of *Dream of the Red Chamber*. Please forgive any omissions, inaccuracies, or contradictions. Jiuwu's book club: 312484933. Joining requires verification of your fan value. You only need to have subscribed to Jiuwu's books. Nine Enlightenment Book Club VIP Group: 214808277. Full subscription is available. ---My new book, "When I Was Young," has been released. All readers are welcome to read and enjoy it.